Ask a former DONTNOD employee (almost) anything.
Ask a former DONTNOD employee (almost) anything
do you like video games?
What the fuck is DONTNOD?
who the fuck is dontnod
Oh good it's a pretend thread, where everyone plays pretend.
Well let's play, man what the fuck was going through DONTNOD's mind when they decided to put unskippable cutscenes, and a shitload of them, in a game with missable collectables?
Google is hard.
are muslims the cause of most violence problems in France?
and who will win the next french president election?
Why did you fuck up Life is Strange so bad
Where did all the money go
I take it you must be french then
Speak french to prove yourself
Is Vampyr going to be good?
omelet du fromage
Do you nod?
Is Remember Me dead forever?
Did you get fired for nodding?
How shit Vampyr is gonna be
Is the whole "nodding" thing a slang for opiate usage or something like that?
No it's about trying not to falling asleep at work because frenchmen are lazy slackers
Were there any diversity quotas?
What role did you had?
What do you think of the vampire game they have in development?
Is it less of a by-the-book cinematic action game than Remember Me?
I was starting to woner why that name seems so familiar, but it's the devs of Life is Strange
I love Max
Why was episode 5 so bad?
do you guys really like cuckoldry?
Who thought that Remember Me combat and platforming was good? Was that person fired?
How the fuck did Remember Me combat made it into the final product? Have you guys played your own game before the release?
literally who
kek
Remember Meme's combat worked fine. Dodge over the enemy you're attacking to destroy their health with the broken combo system, case closed.
The platforming was fucking garbage and everything "cinematic" about it - linear levels with constant "fuck you no backtracking" cue - can fuck off, though.
How does a game with such high production values make such critical missteps? That game looks better than most AAA games I've played.
Why the fuck did you make a no gameplay story game and then let the writing be complete shit? Jesus christ LiS is fucking garbage.
Blame Journos for spouting that the time-interactivity segments of Remember Me were the best when they were actually nothing.
I liked memory editing elements but there were too few of them, and yet they were advertised as a key feature of the game.
I liked the first one since it featured a dumb Monty Python reference but after that it was like a lame cutscene you had to sit through.
The fun shit Remember Me peddles out is the soundtrack getting more and more distorted the higher your combo multiplier, or the new and interesting ways it finds to fuck up the combat with the introduction of unfun "fuck you" superpowers and enemies immune to anything but.
what was the point of this thread
Will your vampyre thing be a GAME or it will be shit for autists just like remember me and life is strange?
Life is Strange 2 when
For OP to surprise us by not delivering.