>McDonald’s has wisely partnered with the world’s most famous game company to include Mario Toys inside of Happy Meals. Happy Meals purchased from now until May 22 will come with one of eight different Mario toys.
>These Mario toys look a lot like Amiibos. Though the toys do not have the same functionality of Amiibos, they do have “special functions.” For example, the transparent Mario can light up with different colors.
>Nintendo Switch consoles are still hard to find. Thankfully, McDonald’s is giving folks a chance to win the coveted Nintendo system along with a copy of the upcoming Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. To qualify, you have to buy something at a McDonald’s restaurant and then register that purchase with the company’s mobile app. This will provide customers with one entry in the sweepstakes. Happy Meal purchases will get folks two entries.
>Happy Meals are technically supposed to be for children but don’t be surprised if there is a sudden uptick in the number of adult purchasers. I’m not the biggest Nintendo fan out there, but even I kind of want some of these toys. I don’t see the harm in buying them even if you are an adult. Although if you can, bring your little cousin or a friend’s kid with you to the register, so you don’t have to suffer too much embarrassment.
Thank you mister shill, I can't wait to eat a Happy Meal™ as an adult to get a toy made in a chinese factory made by kids.
Cameron James
I remember when they gave out bionicle trading cards and collectible mini-comics as happy meal toys. Probably the only time I was ever excited for the toy in a happy meal.
Carter Morris
Port-re and hide
Daniel Gomez
Can't wait for the videos of people unboxing the toys like they did with mlp
Isaac Reyes
What the hell is Bowser doing? Can he now stick his tongue out like Yoshi?
Looks like terrible toys as Happy Meal toys almost always are, the best ones they made were the wind up cars. Hot Wheels are also cool.
Jackson Green
A Chinese factory made by kids?
Christopher Flores
made for kids, by kids!
Wyatt Williams
You can buy that shit separately for a dollar. But probably won't work for most people here seeing as they're insecure and will look that part. or are just fat and crave for three happy meals
Isaiah Williams
>h-hi im h-here for a m-mario p-please BING >i-im sorrBING >i-i n-no thanks no recWAHOO
Adam Ward
This is over though right? I've seen Luigi from maybe a month ago, my little cousin showed me
Owen Ramirez
Nope, still going
t. works at McDonalds
Jaxson Martinez
>Be a little kid >Love Mario >Want one of the characters >Get a Mushroom, Shell, or Peach
Why do they even make the super lame toys?
Jason Morales
so you go back next week to try again
Chase Stewart
>Love the McNuggets >Feel ashamed because they're the default kids happy meal item even though you can buy them on their own (obviously)
Asher Harris
>don't have amiibo functionality I feel like someone shat the bed here. If you gave it some retarded cutesy switch functionality you'd guarantee every switch toting manchild would be eating at mcdonalds for a month trying to get them all asap
How expensive is it to jam a shitty chip into a cheap mass produced hunk of plastic?
Brody Harris
wow can't wait to get more Amiibos
Hudson Edwards
>tfw you always had the worst luck and got crap like this as a kid every time
Brody Thomas
haha
Tyler Nguyen
>a shitty chip into a cheap mass produced hunk of plastic?
Exactly! They did it for the switch but can't do it for their toys?
Also, is Nintendo a toy or video game company?
Easton Morris
Just go through the drive through and say, "look i wouldn't mind one of those mario toys but I don't wanna buy a happy meal. Can I just get one with a Big mac meal?" If you look 30 or under nobody will give a shit.
James Bell
They're a fun company user
Jackson Phillips
HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO GET THEM ALL!
Elijah Howard
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Luis Wright
Videogame company that does some moonlighting in other departments where it bolsters their videogame profits.
Samuel Adams
nice shilling user
Jacob Roberts
If they put them in customers would realize they're paying out the ass for the equivalent of happy meal toys
Hunter Collins
>Putting chips in 5 cent toys For what purpose
Ryder Green
why is McD still around ? last time i ate there was like 20 years ago
Lincoln Foster
>match my daily nutritional needs
naniiiiiiii
Angel Torres
Well, at least you're oblivious to the fact that you're being bullied.
Alexander Foster
>McChicken sauce Nigga what, McChickens have shredded lettuce and mayo.
Wyatt Powell
You must be ecstatic then
Angel Price
You had me going at first, I'm baffled that two people read this in its entirety and thought it wasn't bait.
Three-for-free? Fuck sakes user.
Hudson Johnson
Not here in my country Here I asked the employee if I could buy the toy alone he said lol nope So I had to buy that piece of shit burguer made of rat meat and gift it to some kid sitting there They only took it because they literally saw me buying the happy meal and I just wanted the fucking toy
Hudson Rogers
>made in a chinese factory made by kids. Chinese kids are building autonomous factories now? Sweatshops have indeed gone too far.
Jace Gutierrez
>why is "one of the most efficient and lucrative and widespread businesses of literally all time" still around?
Gee, I wonder.
Juan Carter
Well, what country are you from? And why the fuck would you buy toy from McDonalds in the first place.
Thomas Gomez
are you a shil or just very very autistic?
Nolan Brown
>Being such a cuck that you actually decided to buy a meal just to get a toy that's aimed for 5 year olds >While managing to look like a creepy weirdo by talking to kids that aint yours at mcdonalds
Austin Lopez
>posts weebshit
Daniel Morales
It's the vanilla burger fast food chain. People pay for a slab of some beef placenta on a bun and that's what you get. If you want a real meal go to a restaurant or something.
Matthew Garcia
Their parents were there. And I was with my sister, so looked much less creepier. My sister is 35.
Samuel Martinez
One day I was working at McDonald's and some fatass waddled in asking for one of our new Mario toys. I decided to fuck with him and told he couldn't buy it separately, his spaghetti started pouring out of his pockets because he was holding up the line and he quickly ordered a Happy Meal. Then he threw the burger at a kid who was sitting there and mumbled something about rat meat before scooting off.
Samuel Clark
>all the 9fags not recognizing the McChicken pasta
Lucas Gonzalez
There's more flavor in a McDs burger than you will ever have
Andrew Rogers
>Imagine the amount of autistic manchild nintendo fans asking for a fucking happy meal just to get these worthless toys..
Camden White
>not even chipped as amiibos
Liam Torres
Okay, did she remind you there that you're a waste of space ?
Aiden Thomas
Taco country And the toy is pretty nice, the meal is a piece of shit but the toys are pretty fucking cheap I don't have a lot of merch so I said why not? that was with pokemon stuff.
Luke Green
Shit I'll buy some happy meals if it means not spending 400 canadian on a switch
Easton Thomas
Nintendo have deals with McDonalds happy eals like once a year. How is this making the news?
Jason Hernandez
Nope because we are wealthy and none of us has to work She just does because she wants to make more money
Andrew Murphy
McD's has been in financial decline since forever. It's probably going to die in a few more decades.
Nicholas Sanders
just buy the switch and be happy its even in stock i cant even find one
Dylan Reed
I was at McDonalds at my niece's birthday party and some sweaty fat fuck started making a scene at the counter. Something about wanting one of the My Little Pony figures, the clerks started laughing and said he needed to buy a happy meal to get it. The guy literally started sweating and slammed his cash on the counter. He then tried to give the food to some little girl. The parents smiled and thanked the man before slamming the sweat soaked happy meal into the trash as soon as the man turned to leave.
The staff had to apologise to all the parents because of the smell and said they had to close early. Fucking hell that was horrifying.
Mason Hughes
Slow news day.
Robert Carter
GET THE *BRAAAP* MULAN SAUCE MORTY
Jack Smith
Yeah, making lies on the internet, maybe someday you will get that work at mcdonalds so you can take home the toys without buying a happy meal
Jacob Ward
how much did this guy stink that they had to close early? and where the hell did he get any money?
Luis Morris
It isn't in stock in leafland either though. Even if it was, I'm not paying 400 for a handheld.
Adam Myers
I used to love the small radio things they had that played usually only a few seconds of one song from bands that were popular at the time.
Nathan Hall
There go my main mayne, lemme holla at dat nigga 343 real quick
Connor Scott
Do the wealthy really care about shitty toys from fast food chains? Get a nendoroid.
Also your sister might not say it to your face but she totally thinks you're a waste of DNA.
Jackson Reyes
Ok user In taco town there is no welfare, so I can't be a NEET or I would be thrown to the street but believe what you want I'll be here enjoying my money from rents