Which video games have the best elves?

Which video games have the best elves?

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The ones where you eradicate these abhumans.

The ones with NO elves.

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what game is that?

I've always liked how Warcraft did the whole elf situation.

Warhammer elves fucking suck and so do Elder Scrolls. There is a reason the most demanded mods each game is one that adds more normal looking Elves.

What's wrong with Warhammer elves ?

That looks really bad.

>There is a reason the most demanded mods each game is one that adds more normal looking Elves.

Yes, waifufags want their moe fapbait.

Elves are supposed to be ethereal and pretty.

Elves are fucking terrible.

t. Eldar

elder scrolls has literally the only acceptable elves

I like you friend

Eldar are High Elves.

elves are supposed to be alien and mystic, related to fae and therefore not bound by the logic of our world

I dunno, I think that Irish elf chick in Vermintide is pretty cute

have you heard of the high elves?

the game you just posed. hnnnng

No, they are Ayy lmaos.

Okay, they are fucking Space Elves. Fuck you.

They look fair in this world, while existing in two worlds. Also the fair folk you're talking about aren't necessarily elves.

So do you.

wow dude that's crazy i get boners too and personally i buy any product associated with something that gave me a boner

pso2

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this post fucking sucks you stupid twat

Ok.

So Drakengard 3?

The ones where you can make them delicious brown.

elf

Witcher. The common ones seen are half-bred, flea bitten slobs that are tree huggers and humanities bitch. But the pureblood En elle are fucking huge with some nice skeleton plate armor with big sabers and battleaxes. Also they got pretty cool vampires.

>more normal looking Elves
>normal looking
>Elves

>no big titty mod

into the trash

>elves
>big tits
Shit taste confirmed.

>blood elves
>basically a bimbo version of nelves

Big tits fit fine.

>implying elves with ample busts and impregnated bellies aren't nice

Hell yeah man, Witcher's version of vampires is pretty partisan. I love the idea of Vampires being a seperate species with sort of caste between higher and lesser ones. And also how blood is viewed as some type of drug to them.

Elven Doomguy is the only good elf.

Elves are for mentally ill faggots and women.

Real men play Dwarves.

>elves
>the lithe, slender, - CON race
>huge amounts of fat
I can only repeat myself.

>whorish energy-addict overindulging bimbo version of lithe slender race

Work for me.

>choosing to play a manlet

HAHAHAHAHA

So what does a bimbo elf look like?
Genuine scientific curiosity.

>manlets who can actually geow facial hair and with enough strength to kick the shit out of any prancy ass faggot she-elf
Hmm....

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Blood elves have basically the same body as night elves. Though in this case this discussion is stupid, WoW elves have basically the same body as humans.

>And also how blood is viewed as some type of drug to them

This is explored in pretty much every vampire fiction ever written.

this type of elf

Still can't get any pussy. Dwarves are such a sterile, sexless race, them being "manly" doesn't mean anything.

Night elves are taller, stronger and they have bigger tits than humans.

Fuck off retard.

Post higher res.

no, the Aen Sidhe of the witcher are the original owners of that planet.

humans arrived post conjunction (dumped from our world) and were trapped there, they don't even realise they're on another planet they got magic etc, but mutants and monsters and shit too. the humans orgainsied , outbred and warr'd the other races to become dominant.

the Aen Elle have always been masters of their world and routinely used the wild hunt ( undead sapcesuits) to cross into other realms to raid for slaves to feed their empire. they're witcher dark elves from norse mythology, they're outright evil for evils sakes bastards.

Fuck you Pelnial

you're a god and Alessia saved mankind while you fucked off killing khajit

>blue elf
wtf

I always loved this contrast, its like the two insecure ends of the human male spectrum, the 'overcompensating super-manly musclebound hairy' dwarves, and the 'oh so cool and sleek tall handsome overgroomed male that its starting to be way too feminine and gay' elves.

obviously your preference tells a lot about your own insecurities

VIDEO GAMES.

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Why are elves always dressing up like sluts?
Why are they so fine with displaying their bodies like that?

the problem is that the dwarves are jews and the elves are aryan

I don't know how pol can justify this to themselves other than admitting they have a cuckholding fetish for the untermenschen

Not seeing any big tits.

Dwarves aren't Men so they aren't manlets.

Yes, no one has ever made blue or purple elves before. What a shocking sight.

What game allows me to bully elves?

Well thats just one image buddy boy.

So Aen Elle are the Dark Elves? Huh, and the Aen Sidhe were degenerate dickheads from the start, they got bested by their own arrogance and their half spawn kin live in the ghettos and shantytowns of humans. Rightful place for an elf.

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I'll always adore sapkowskis world for the sole reason that he represented humanity as what it is in fantasy, a race so short lived and overbreeding and agressive that even superior races fall to them simply because theres a lot of them.
Instead of the generic super-middleground race with the "power to choose" and whatnot they mostly are in fantasy.

Also for the whole thing with the elf king not willing to fuck a lowly human snatch.

The one where they are medium-sized creatures dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature.

Because they are supposed to be the beautiful race, and designers have no idea how to portray that aside from putting them into skimpy outfits.
Also "always" is a strong word.

Copying human culture.

Waywatcher just looks like a creepy fuck with some bdsm gear and is perma-slouching in game so with the furcoat its pretty easy to confuse her with the vermin.

Give up, WoW elves are all svelte, lithe, slim, slender, pick your adjective for 'not busty' the only one with tits worth noting is dead.

nah, aen sidhe were the tree hugging hippy elves, they can't even EAT most post conjunction food and only half elves can eat the 'new' stuff that grows post conjunction easily, like WHEAT etc.

Because elves are sluts

Because that's the 70s-80s stereotype.

They all had some solid tits though, never saw a flat wow elf, also nobody gives a shit about canon WoW lore because its a piece of shit, my headcanon is way superior and thus, high elves have big fat elf tits.

humanity is just white skinned orcs and goblins really. that's all fantasy 'evil' races are, the shittiest parts of 'us'

Epic meme.

I haven't played many games with elves, but so far Witcher seems best.

Well lets say you more often see an elf in a rather slutty and revealing outfit.
Always with visible garters, stockings and other kinds of lingerie.

Do they enjoy the attention or what is it?
Or is it just the way they are meant to be?

Just because it's not translated doesn't mean it's not video games.

humans are always more organised and less prone to violence than (((evil))) races in fantasy

Dwarf Fortress

>funk

Good taste.

Kek, witcher elves were the most parhetic creatures that can't even eat earth food like apples and wheat. Love that attention to detail from Sapkowski emphasising the different species of Witcher.

Indeed, its literally just taking one element of humans and running with it to an extreme, and then you have your 'unique' race.
Not that its very surprising we are this limited in our thinking, really could use some real life examples of another intelligent race already but the universe doesn't give us any.

Still, atleast sapkowski used humanity as it really is, and placed it in another world and realistically followed the conclusion to that.

They are a fictional race and the people that design them make them however they deem fit. Nowhere is it written down that elves have to look like this.

By taking the elf out of them through generations of breeding?

VN's aren't video games, they're CYOA books with pictures.

yep, his schtick of the conjunction has some real Moorcock multiversal feel to it.

Now this is the fantasy race I want vidya about, a hostile race coming to breed yours out of existence.

yep, the aen sidhe lived on saps and grasses and shit plants and nuts etc that started dying out after the conjunction as earth plants aggressively outcompeted the frailer plants

???

well, in this setting, there's no 'evil' race per se, so andrezj went to that place with the humans since the 'evil' aen elle are an empire from another dimension

how about a (((non-hostile))) race breed yours out of existence

>Fantasy setting

>fucking rambo catgirl

okay

Seriously this guys drawings inspire my cock to a new level.

It's a nip game, what the fuck do you expect?

So if earth food is toxic to pureblood elves what about to the other nonhuman races like dwarves, gnomes and kobolds? Nothing but earthy crops, plants and animals.

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>I've always liked how Warcraft did the whole elf situation.
>Warhammer elves fucking suck