HE WAS THE MASTER OF HIS CRAFT

HE WAS THE MASTER OF HIS CRAFT...
THE KING OF HIS TRADE...
THE BEST OF THE BEST...

HE WAS THE GREATEST PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH SPEED RUNNER OF ALL TIME

BUT SOMETIMES, EVEN THE BEST OF US

HAVE TO GIT GUD

WITH

HIS COCONUT GUN

**record scratch**

"So I bet you're all wondering how I ended up in this situation"

HIS NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT

HIS COCK IS THROBBING

STARRING NINTENDO'S VERY OWN SHIGERU MIYAMOTO AS:

AND... A DOG?

MICROSOFT'S PHIL SPENCER

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY

*Linkin Park's "In the End" starts playing*

AND THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL

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FUCKS NIGGERS IN THE ASSHOLE

SHOOTS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING COP RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE

[fart noise]

"Son, you've been out of college for 6 years now and you're still living up in your room. You have no job, no girlfriend, you're overweight, and all you do is stay up in your room all day playing your computer games and watching your Vietnamese cartoon pictures. Your mother cries herself to sleep every night because she thinks she failed raising you! Well no more! Not in my house! FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF!!!!!"

BUT WHEN HE'S NOT FUCKING SHIT UP HE'S
*record scratch*
Selling car insurance?

THIS SUMMER

PREORDER FOR EARLY ACCESS TO MY ASS

A NEW GOOD GOES TO SLEEP

AND ONE MAN WILL RISE

SPORE™ REMASTERED EDITION

FROM THE MINDS THAT BROUGHT YOU "THE EMOJI MOVIE"

...

"YOU PWAY GAYEM NAO! HAHAHA WHITE BOI PWAY GAYME!"

A HERO WILL RISE

AND KEEP RISING

GET SET TO GET WET

"Sonic... I've always loved you..."
"...Tails... take off your shoes"

Dicks

LET'S GET TO BASHING BUTTS

AND DRIVING OFF FEMNAZIS

AS WELL AS DEEZ NUTS

IN A GAME THAT HAS ANONS ACROSS EVERY BOARD THAT SAYS WE'VE GONE "TOO FAR"

THIS WINTER

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

STARRING

kek

Starring Chris Chan's taint

And one Fox who...

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