HE WAS THE MASTER OF HIS CRAFT...
THE KING OF HIS TRADE...
THE BEST OF THE BEST...
HE WAS THE MASTER OF HIS CRAFT
HE WAS THE GREATEST PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH SPEED RUNNER OF ALL TIME
BUT SOMETIMES, EVEN THE BEST OF US
HAVE TO GIT GUD
WITH
HIS COCONUT GUN
**record scratch**
"So I bet you're all wondering how I ended up in this situation"
HIS NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
HIS COCK IS THROBBING
STARRING NINTENDO'S VERY OWN SHIGERU MIYAMOTO AS:
AND... A DOG?
MICROSOFT'S PHIL SPENCER
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
*Linkin Park's "In the End" starts playing*
AND THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
ELECTRONIC ARTS PRESENTS
A GEARBOX STUDIOS GAME
UTILIZING STATE OF THE ART UPLAY FUNCTIONALITY
CHINESE
SATORU IWATA IS:
THE C U C K
>This thread
WE HAVE A HULK XD
UNTIL ONE DAY
MAX PAYNE
GET IT ON EARLY ACCESS NOW (£39.99)
FUCKS NIGGERS IN THE ASSHOLE
SHOOTS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING COP RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE
[fart noise]
"Son, you've been out of college for 6 years now and you're still living up in your room. You have no job, no girlfriend, you're overweight, and all you do is stay up in your room all day playing your computer games and watching your Vietnamese cartoon pictures. Your mother cries herself to sleep every night because she thinks she failed raising you! Well no more! Not in my house! FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF!!!!!"
BUT WHEN HE'S NOT FUCKING SHIT UP HE'S
*record scratch*
Selling car insurance?
THIS SUMMER
PREORDER FOR EARLY ACCESS TO MY ASS
A NEW GOOD GOES TO SLEEP
AND ONE MAN WILL RISE
SPORE™ REMASTERED EDITION
FROM THE MINDS THAT BROUGHT YOU "THE EMOJI MOVIE"
...
"YOU PWAY GAYEM NAO! HAHAHA WHITE BOI PWAY GAYME!"
A HERO WILL RISE
AND KEEP RISING
GET SET TO GET WET
"Sonic... I've always loved you..."
"...Tails... take off your shoes"
Dicks
LET'S GET TO BASHING BUTTS
AND DRIVING OFF FEMNAZIS
AS WELL AS DEEZ NUTS
IN A GAME THAT HAS ANONS ACROSS EVERY BOARD THAT SAYS WE'VE GONE "TOO FAR"
THIS WINTER
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
STARRING
kek
Starring Chris Chan's taint
And one Fox who...
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