Get pulled over by Police

>Get pulled over by Police
>Its D.Va

what do you do?

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Get shot 6 times

Wake up knowing I don't live in South Korea

Oppose resistance only to get knocked down by her

>Get shot
Korean police don't carry guns

But she has one

Comply with her orders

Nigs gonna nog

AM I BEING DETAINED?

use my fingers to do asian eyes and say "oh herro offiser-chan whut seems to be the problemu"

Mating press because D.Va is in her prime fertility years.

blow on the whistle

Her pistol does like 2 damage and has no stopping power. I could jump on her and beat her up and get away.

I wasn't driving over the limit, ma'am, I was travelling

>I could jump on her and knock her up and get away.
FTFY

seriously her gun is tlike the strongest one in the game

Surrender my virginity if I'm being quite honest senpai

let her take me in

It does 18 per hit, that is only 2 points less than 76's primary weapon.

this

I'm not a nigger

I ban her from the police force because of unforeseen bugs

B L A C K her

Make a better thread.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Pistol d.va is actually one of the strongest dps heroes in the game man.

She can do more damage than Genji and McCree

I want this skin but not bad enough to play HOTS to get it

This

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Rush at her pretending to have a gun until she shoots me.

> gonna be the next Mike Brown

ask what the problem is and provide my full cooperation

>She can do more damage than Genji and McCree
While her damage is good its not that good, McCree can do 280 in 2 shots assuming you can hit the head.

WOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT.

Why rush a police officer? lmao

Mccree is burst damage.

His actual DPS comes up really low due to low clip slow fire rate ect.

How can anyone defend the black guy after seeing that?

5 games for the skin, the matches in HOTS go pretty quickly. I remember playing for the Genji stuff

I want her to stop and frisk my cock.

masturbate furious while screaming "AM I BEING DETAINED?"

suicide by cop. it happens.

liberals are mentally ill.

>Run at a police officer
>Act like you're holding a gun
>Get shot

HE DINDU NUFFIN!!!

>person pointing gun at you
>decide to make a sudden movement
>get shot

how is anybody surprised by this?

So how long do I actually have to play heroes of the storm before my chance at the skin goes away? Is it available now?

You'd be surprised at how many people are surprised by this.

>"Yes ma'am, what seems to be the problem?"
>Follow instructions and go about my day
I mean, we're talking about D.Va here. Judy Hopps would be a different story.

This week it's only the oni skin for genji.
Next week is officer dva.

>pretend to whip out a gun
>get shot before it's in firing position

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Awesome, gives me this weekend to wrap life stuff. Thanks.

>Female cop

LOL

We all die someday. You only get immortalized if you die by cop while you still have senpai who start shit.

>unarmed run in GTA4

>run at a police officer pretending you have a gun
>get shot 3 times

Niglets, when will they learn?

fuck the police

Why is she so attractive in spite of the game having much better girls like Mercy, Symmetra, Widowmaker, and even Mei?

Nerf her.

>b-but he could have just restrained hiiiim
>because I have no experience in a potential life or death scenario due to my sheltered upbringing
>o-or maybe he could have just shot him in the arrrrrm
>because I also have no idea that police are trained to always aim for centre mass because adrenaline fucks your aim up
>I'm also ignorant of the fact that a gunshot wound to the arm or leg can kill just as quickly if it hits a major blood vessel
>I get my entire world view from Mr Goldberg's College lectures and watching CSI

black people aren't cultured enough to understand the common sense required for self sustainability

thats why they live on welfare and cry about cops

10 games bruh. If you don't play the first week, you don't unlock the second.

EXCUSE ME OFFICER AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DET-
WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER? WHAT IS YOUR BADGE AND VIN NUMBER?
OFFICER
OFFICER WHAT IS YOUR
I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU SPEAKING TO ME, I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS STOP, I DO NOT CONSENT TO

*pop*-nnnnrRRAAAAAGGAHHRGNANRGHHHHHHhhhhhhh

Comply with her orders.
Subtly flirt with her.
Then go home sad because rejected

>Changing your profile picture to a black guy so you can bitch about racism.

Closest thing to a loli in the game

Abide to the law, and get away with a cute "you better not do that again ok mister?" warning

>"Better not steal anything Lucio. I'm gonna watch you!"

What the fuck did she mean by this?

They all fill different niches of attractiveness.
D.Va's the small one you carry around while finding things to bend her over on and fuck her.

She better be careful, Lucio has experience with the Brasilian police, and those don't fuck around, unlike the American ones.

She was saying that playfully because Lucio and D.Va are going to become an official ship in the future.

Not true. You just have to finish all previous quests in order to unlock the next. So you can finish all 4 quests on week 4 if you'd like.

Right, 10 games still have to be played because it's week 1, then week 2, the DVA skin is the week 2 reward.

youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
Be happy that I won a rare skin before it eventually gets pulled by Blizzard.

Have her shoot a black kid watch a huge chimp out as the negros blame her for being a " white woman who killed a black child"

Look at the image.

>of which
She's saying "I am also incapable of performing of sexual acts"
fuck this pic

I want officer D. Va to make me her prisoner of love.

...

>pull out gun
>say "NURF DIS!"
>blow her brains out.