All aboard the ruse cruise

>Italian neurosurgeon Sergio Canavero will undertake the first human head transplant later this year in China, the doctor told German magazine Ooom in an article published Thursday. And, following that effort, he will revive a cryogenically frozen brain and transplant it into a donor body within the next three years.

>Canavero made headlines in the past few years by claiming that transplanting the whole head of a human onto a donor body is currently possible. A Russian man, suffering from a spinal muscular atrophy malady called Werdnig-Hoffmann Disease, even publicly volunteered for the procedure.

>As proof that the transplant could work, Canavero published gruesome experiments in 2016, said to have repaired the severely injured spinal cords of mice, rats, and a dog. The experiments came complete with cringe-worthy video of recovering animals struggling to drag their limp bodies around. Yet, the study lacked controls, detailed methods, and data on the injuries and recoveries. Canavero claimed to perform a head transplant on a monkey but did not publish the experiment.

NEVER BE
GAME OVER

Autism

Man is not meant to wrestle with nature

>still posting this a year later

why

>cringe-worthy video
how is watching an animal suffer cringe-worthy? how out of touch are journalists?

You might be a psychopath, just letting you know

no, cringe-worthy is not the right way to describe watching something suffer

You're retarded, he means they should have regarded animal suffering with more gravitas than describing with a literal meme

cringe doesn't just mean second-hand embarrassment

Nature can fuck itself.

Death is an abomination, old age a disease

This guy has been saying this for years. I'll believe it when it fucking happens.

You're a child if you actually believe that.

GOD ISN'T REAL
I'M A PICKLE! BOOM, BIG REVEAL.

You are mean dummy dum dum for not thinking so.

where da video

Ahh, Batman. It's been a long time. I'll be with you in just a moment, I have to replace this persons head onto another body. If you stop me, both parties die. NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO?

>wanting to extend your life
>on purpose
Why the fuck would anybody want to do that?

I told you Fags, chapter 3 is MGS6 and DS.

what do you mean both parties? the one who doesn't have a head is already dead.

Yeah dude, fuck antibiotics and alcohol

So far the only guy willing to do it is a paraplegic midget it isn't as much as living more for him but about having a usable body

>you're a child if you want to extend your life through artificial means
>you're a child if you want to not be crippled from the neck down
>just accept it bro nature meant for you to be disabled lol

Stop posting any time.

kek can't unsee

It's not. The guy is paralyzed from the neck down. He's severely depressed and looking for a way to kill himself. This pops up. Of course he's gonna take it.
It has two outcomes;
>1. He gets to walk again. Of course this is beyond rare. And will most likely not happen.
>2. He finally dies.

maybe they don't browse reddit and don't associate cringe with LE CRINGE XDDD

Is it a head transplant or a body transplant though.

Breaking news: Rockefeller has made a full recovery.

You literally only exist because man wrestling with nature.

You are sitting in a hour typing on what is essentially black magic to talk to people all over the planet on a chinese cave drawing website.

None of that was nature.

dunno man I always wanted to be a vampire just think about it, no need for food, water, no diseases no aging just blood and sunlight

. He gets to walk again. Of course this is beyond rare. And will most likely not happen.

that's not really what the procedure is for, it might happen with extreme luck, but the actual outcome he's looking for is to have a normal looking body, he doesn't want to live with such a deformed body

>muh tech is bad!!11 stop playing god!!1

Can't wait for artificial wombs so we can kill all women like you lmao

death is a natural part of the human reproductive cycle and the reproductive cycle of 99% of animals

nature recognized that the kind of varied gene pool allowed by a rapidly reproducing and rapidly dying populace allows for farther propagation than one that reproduces slowly and never dies

there are species of plants/animals that dont die to old age, humans could too but we arent built that way

you can get around death by mimicing those species but again, natures decided that humans who reproduce rapidly and die just work better than humans who dont.

this may change with the space age as physical space and resources become much cheaper

I don't think he's gonna succeed, but by golly it sure would be neat if he did

reminder

Am I in the right board?

we're getting there
pic related is of a artificial womb, this particular womb is designed for babies who were born too early

>le cringe xD

>Can't wait for artificial wombs so we can kill all women like you lmao

But where do the eggs come from? You can actually derive sperm-like cells from women, you can't do the opposite for men currently

here's your (You) you've been craving

But blood is actually disgusting.
I'm not even talking moral implications, I mean it tastes awful.
If you lived in that and nothing else you'd hate it real fast.

Do you really think that cringe only applies to things that are embarrassing.

"experience an inward shiver of embarrassment or disgust"

You should have quoted the OP, not quoting the guy quoting the OP

Not everyone's a perpetually depressed hikkiNEET, you know.

but you are a vampire my friend, that makes blood absolutely the tastiest thing on the world, all vampires I seen to know love blood and really enjoy it

>Become vampire
>Spend 100% of time shitposting and playing video games for eternity
The dream.

Research is going into eggs created from skincells.
Science is good.
I want to die too, but it's not hard to see that other people would much rather live for as long as possible dumb anime poster.

>succeeds
>soros and rockfeller live to 200 years
please don't

Y'all are SLOW AS FUCK if you think any of this is real.

How can the severed nerves on the head attach to the severed nerves on the spine and just work? Is that actually what happens (where the transplanted head can at least somewhat control the body), but the patient always dies anyway from something else (like immune system rejections)?

Why wouldn't the person to be transplanted become permanently quadriplegic as soon as you cut their head off for transplant? I thought you couldn't just manipulate damaged nerves like that. Otherwise, wouldn't there would be a cure for paralysis?

why did you think talking like a nigger would make yourself sound smarter?

Define nature first, little man.

We don't have the technology to do this, you're all being fucking rused hard.

>This is probably gonna be expensive as fuck
>Have millions in inheritance lined up in the future
Please do

lol

you know rockefeller is fucking dead right

Let's say you had to live off one delicious thick drink for the rest of your life.
You'd probably get sick of it even if it tasted amazing.

>Falling for it.

>actually believing this

lolno

Do you remember when trailers from MGS5 was released and people thought that Kojima made an huge fake about that doctor, because that guy totally looks alike that one doctor at the beginning of the game?

you're being pedantic about this, cringeworthy is popularly used today to describe embarrassment or awkwardness. It is barely used for disgust.

Do you also remember when a handful of redditors kept calling the dudes office and harassing him because of "le epic ruse"

I will only give you the reason if you are an actual vampire and if you are an actual vampires you are probably tricking me into believing being a vampire sucks so you can hoard all the blood and immortality for yourself so I won't give you the reason then, also reported to camarilla for violating the masquerade

dont forget the whole head transplant and it's not the real big boss thing

You know well thats not what he meant, drop the sassy attitude anytime

I remember he got super fucking pissed and was going to sue Konami because the schizo's here were harassing him.
Even now I'm sure people are still going
>yeah this is totally a new mgs man like lets annoy this old fuck for new information

Fuck.

>head transplant
Isn't it technically a body transplant?

imagine being so young that you don't even remember what cringe used to mean

is the body transplant going to be live streamed? this shit sounds goofy as fuck

or, you know, follow modern trends so your article doesn't sound like it was written by a high school student.

Stupid. You and I both, and all the world are too young to know a LOT of things previous generations thought to be essential knowledge.

What it is used for today does not change what the literal definition of the word.

For example, most people would call you a retard. You most likely do not legitimately have a mental handicap, but just because you're a fucking retard does not change what retard actually means.

You cringe to block out feeling.

>farther propagation

Gene propagation doesn't matter anymore. That shit takes too long.

Nature gave us language so that we can spread ideas faster than genes. Memes are the new genes my friend.

hmm, shallow and pedantic

Theyll definitely record is, but I doubt it would be live streamed to the general audience, maybe to a doctors conference

We get it, you just learned the word. That doesn't make your previous statement any less cringe-worthy.

Make me, honey.

cringe is a fucking meme at this point. using the term in a way that everyone over 30 understands and wouldn't take issue with is the exact opposite of sounding like a high school student. that comment makes you sound like you're 19 at most.

thank you captain obvious. that doesn't mean it stops being shocking to witness first hand.

Do you guts actually believe this? I hope you all realize this guy has been saying this shit for years.

why is this upsetting you so much? why do you go on anonymous image boards to show how pedantic you are?

Be honest- you didn't actually know the definition of cringe until this thread, did you?

begone, satan

You're on Sup Forums user. This place is filled to the brim with retards

>implying blood doesn't taste different depending on the person and animal

to be honest, it was not my intention to make people get this mad over semantics

I'm more interested in seeing how spectacularly it fails since he's actually gotten the support of the Chinese government to do the surgery

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Where will he find the soul to put into the body?

>chinese government
I pity the poor fucker getting the surgery

Listening to children speak like they aren't children upsets me. I have anger issues, and drawing out the conversation helps me get more frustrated, which I then use to visualize things like violence to distract me from my current situation in life.

I enjoy being angry because the idea of killing someone for being stupid is an incredibly satisfying notion in my head, and I have nothing going on in my life. I like storing these perceptions of people that think with such shallow and pompous opinions do that when I am met with an example in my life, I can build the confidence to commit the murder and feel something despite the medication I have that is supposed to even me out. I hate myself for wasting what intelligence I have for the time I had it on drugs and partying, and now I want to use what brainpower I have left to kill anyone who displays an intelligence below mine without also displaying a willingness to learn.

I haven't met anyone like that yet, so I'm very frustrated.

>nature recognized
>natures decided
That's not how it works you fucking moron

Dude's body has nearly completely failed him and he wants to die anyways

This guy has been bragging about his "surgery" for a while now. It's not happening

Might as well commit suicide and be buried whole. Instead this guy's body is going to get mutilated by chinese medical students

What does this have to do with MGS?

>nature recognized
Philosophers are absolutely ridiculous.

Consuming blood its not really analogous to eating since not only does it have taste, satiate hunger, and feel like nice to consume (sort of like the satisfaction of a nice warm cup of tea crossed with a thick milk shake) but it also refreshes and rejuvenates the consumer. The feeling could not be accurately to someone who hasn't experienced it. However imagine if for the rest of your life, not everyday but regularly, you have to drink this amazing tasting warm drinks that were so smooth going down, and revealed stress and made you feel younger and more energetic. Alternatively, to put it in NEET language, imagine having to drink chocolate milk for the rest of your life, not everyday but regularly, and feeling well rest and reaching orgasm every time you do.

So? The fuck's it matter what happens to a body after death?

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