"Don't mind me, just pirating this woman."

"Don't mind me, just pirating this woman."

more like hes pirating himself by inserting baby making juices into her womb

I usually despise threads like these but this one is cute.

i swear this board is getting more pathetic with every single day

what?

Don't mind me, just pirating this ham and cheese sandwich.

no hes seeding himself. that woman is pirating him

If pirating that woman essentially makes a copy of her and doesn't hurt the woman herself then go buck wild

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR
YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A BABY

Apparently I've been pirating women for years.