Bullshit Videogame Moments

>when you try to dodge and it just doesn't work

>blocking still results in you taking damage

what's the fucking point then?

>try to jump over cliff
>clearly press jump button
>don't jump and fall to your death
>people were watching

>Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell
Also
>Buy a weapon or piece of armor
>Find a better version of it 5 minutes later

>debuff reverses your controls

To reduce the damage an unavoidable hit does.

>when hurtbox/hitboxes make no fucking sense and you get hit by something that would otherwise not hit you

>dodging is instant
>no reason to block over dodge

>instant kills

INVISIBLE
WALLS

>weird pathing bugs

>turn AA on
>doesn't work
>try to force it through GPU
>that doesn't work either

>"whoah, bro what are you playing, it looks cool"
>"yeah check it out, it's really cool"
>it's a walk to the other end of the map episode
>nothing to attack
>2 minutes pass
>"bro this game sucks"

>it still takes a performance hit

>game tells me not to do it
>do it anyways
>ruin my playthrough

How was i supposed to know?

>camera goes fucking spastic and you get freely hit while you're still trying to adjust the dumbshit camera

>game has two dodge inputs

thats xcom baby

this.

like every FF game ever.

>can't really progress well without the worse weapon set either until you find the new one.

Then don't read the ghost's diary next time

>elemental damages are scaled to remove 75% of your life if your resists are maxed
This kills the build variety

>when you push le button and i make le funny scream

Ipsen Castle in FFIX is especially guilty of this, forcing you to use normally shitty weapons in order to do some actual damage.

>be on a no kill run
>some guy gets killed randomly by a glitch
>sometimes you don't see it and only discover it hours later

>there's skeleton enemies that can dodge doors behind the waterfall

>enemy's attack doesn't touch you
>you still take damage
>your attack does touch the enemy
>they don't take damage

>not being able to control yourself during your iframes and constantly getting hit backwards

>recruitable enemy has OP ability
>due to the nature of the game, the ability is shit when you use it.

>extreme rng

>buy a game on steam that didn't come out yesterday
>it doesn't work without fiddling with configs, fixes and patches for hours
i just wanna play the game

>"whoah, bro what are you playing?"
>"Huh! How does it work?"
>"Who is that dude? Shoot him."
>"Man your weapons suck. Can't you just kill someone?"

You die once because you fucked up a jump
>"Wow dude haha you suck."

I just want to play my games in peace. Why can noone understand that? But if you tell them they should leave its all
>"Hey no need to get pissed man. Jeez what is wrong with you?"

And if you lock your door you get
>"Haha you beatin your dick to granny porn in there haha?"

God I hate my roommates.

Just tell them that they're insufferable unlikable shits and be on your way.

>chasing main villain
>catch up easily
>unable to attack
Fuck you AC3. I could have stabbed Charles Lee way before the end.