God is a party member

>God is a party member

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>god is a being without a physical shape
>humans make him take a physical form so they can punch him in the face

>god plays naughty
>a demon lord takes it as his duty to punish him

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>"final boss" is god
>you can't beat him

>you can capture god in a pokeball

>duud what if religion was evil and demans were the good guys after all? XD

>god is a mid-boss

You're doing this thread again retard?

Name one (1) non-Pokémon game that does this.

>god of water and party tricks
>able to unleash massive torrents and has a punch so powerful it turns all water in a 2k radius into regular clean water
>more mana and hp than the rest of the team combined
>gets stronger as her cult grows bigger and more fanatic
>literally the worst character on a team including a loli pedo neet, a masochistic crusader that can't land hits and a mini mage only able to cast one spell a day.

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there costumes are cute at least

>a god is a party member

Can be pretty cool.

>god is a trash mob

>the secret actual ultimate final boss is an absurdly powerful interdimensional eldritch abomination that is described in excruciating detail in the very first scene but is played off as a joke

>God is a party member
>He's also the main villain
>He joined your party for shits and giggles and to piss you off

>Lucifer and Jesus are party members
>you fight against God and his army of angels to stop end of the world
>Lucifer is girl

Demikids?

Considering Pokeballs don't exist in any other universe aside from the Pokemon franchise, I can't

Well SMT in general if you count the demiurge as opposed to YHVH Whats the difference though :^)

Name ONE game that does this

>Stephen Hawking canonically has a higher power level than God

Monster girl quest

monsters were pretty bad still.

But thats exactly how it is.

>and she's hot as fuck

Tears to Tiara main protagonist regarded as Demon King but actually amalgam of Lucifer and Prometheus is a good guy while angels are assholes.

not really

Source?

But aqua is the best character.

Wrong
You might have been growing in a heretic (protestant) enviroment if you ever came to that conclusion

The Monster forces were literally dindu nuffins who only did it because of self defense/culture

Canonically angels (Lucifer is one) have no gender so they can be either one they choose.

Also, the "good" angels and "evil" angels both look like terrifying abominations. Go read some bible, apocalypse in particular. Fucking Jesus Christ looks like a talking half-murdered lamb for fucks sake.

>God is a party member
>she's the worst of the main girls

>reach the top of the tower
>god is revealed as the villain
>the entire game and all the trials was just a game to him
>he fucked with you for no reason other than being bored
>he offers to reward you for winning the game
>you kill him instead

>you will never fuck her cloaca
why live

Video
Games

game?

Best for being commando 24/7 but that's about it.

>pedo

I believe the guy is under 17 himself, and given this is in japan where like 12 is the legal age, doesn't apply anyways.

Besides he has a loveboner for that other Goddess instead.

>You can't control God in fights
>God wastes all skill points in useless builds

>"god" is responislbe for all the shit that happened to you, essentially for a bet with "satan"
>You can thank him
>Or you can punch him in the face

>Why LCK is the most broken stat in every game: the anime

I thought he was 19 desu.

>10x more Megumin porn than fit, masochistic crusader who openly begs enemies to body-fuck her to death

And they claim Megumin is like 15 in the manga, shit ain't true and we all know it.

>God is an ancient mecha
>You fight god piloting mechas

Worst girls always win

Clearly people have good taste.

>Worst girl has least art
As it should be. One-note characters are just dull.

15 seems about right actually, both in physique and personality.

According to the wiki she was 13 when she first started hanging out with kazuma

>only character who can have intense lewd moments with MC is the 'worst' girl

Goddamnit Sup Forums Megumin is contractually obligated to never go anywhere and has never been involved in anything more lewd than pantytheft, and Aqua will either wind up the dedicated girlfriend or completely untouched due to being autistic. Darkness is literally the only one of the main cast who counts as adult enough to show almost fully naked and get near-raped by the MC and you want her to get LESS attention?

Do you hate lewdness?

Well mate, you are fucked because Megumin's family will appear if the anime ever reaches that far.

I'm pretty sure Eris is going to be the dedicated girlfriend.
Eris and MC both like each other and Eris is the writer's favourite character iirc.

Because having a character who has only one character trait (masochist) is boring? I mean what do you do with such a character after sex, user?

>god puts everything in luck

>after sex
I would never pull out.

You want darkness lewd?

>you can't kill god

>God is the best character by far and does whatever the fuck he wants

Its Konosuba. There may be hugs, but EVERYONE is for fugs.

>god hates FOTMfags and their hestia-tier bullshit
>god kills all FOTMfags

>god exists in the game world

>God is dead
>except he isn't

i want it!
I WANT IT NOW!

>You are definitely going to kill god

>God cannot be stopped

>MC has a small penis

It's the rule of reverse-lewd, the less lewd in comparison to competitors a girl appears the more porn she has since her official lewds are a rare and hot commodity so the community will create imitations.

Meanwhile canon sluts usually get less since their lewd is already on display and no input is required to experience it.

t. PhD in Lewdonomics

>He then makes his face look like yours
>because symbolism or some bullshit

Cultures 3: Northland

>God can't stop bootlegs
youtube.com/watch?v=76jjDvL2Nag

>15 seems about right actually
Except for the fact that she's 13

>There are HUGE and DEFINITE and ABSOLUTE differences between a 13 year old and a 15 year old
Nigger what?

Both are illegal

>you want to kill God, but God doesn't exist

>Your daughterfu can become god

In America maybe, 13 is legal even in Canada provided the other participant is 12-15.

>it's anime gayme episode
I fucking hate rerun.

This is what 13 year olds look like

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is that selena gomez

Where might I get a degree in lewdonomics?

>Lucifer has a bigger dick than the MC

>God is voiced by Little Foot

looks like a christmas tree
with a cock

I want to suck that Christmas tree

SMT2?

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God better come back. Fat Dan isn't pulling his weight.

I thought the real ultimate boss was NISA making the game actually kill your console.

>implying not buying a steak would somehow save a cow
>implying stores don't throw away loads of meat that has reached it's "best before"-date
At least by killing a vegan you'd have one less idiot spouting pseudo-moralistic bullshit.

That was Disgaea D2. Hundred Knights issue was constant crashing.

Hmm, hmm.. It served pretty well as a vessel for other companion.

is that the game where the mouse rapes the other mouse?
thats actually a little girl transformed into a mouse

What game?

Sounds familiar. SaGa 2?

This. It's the reason why there is more Mikan doujins than all other TLR girls combined and why Nemesis never gets any doujins and rarely even makes appearances in harem doujins. Every single panel of Nemesis in the source material is already pornographic, so why bother drawing doujins of her when people can just wait for the next chapter instead?

nah, SaGa 1