Would you play a videogame set in Mexico?

Would you play a videogame set in Mexico?

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No.

Why not?

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sure so long as it's not shit

I already played Guacamele and Rainbow 6 Vegas

I've wanted a first-person dungeon-crawler featuring south-american ruins for years, so yes.

Is OP Serious?

Indy Infernal Machine has a couple of levels set in mexico

Why yes, as a matter of fact he is

theres one on nes already

Spics are retarded, and why would I give a fuck about a culture that was in the stone age while europe was in the renaissance? We already have that shitty far cry primal if you want to play as a caveman

I mean you would play IN Mexico not play as a Mexican dude chill

Sure, why not. There already are games involving mexican culture like grim fandago so it could work being set in mexico itself.

Then play age of empires my man, devils cartel. GRAW or call of juarez the cartel

Go back to Sup Forums

Sorry kid, but you have any counter argument to my claims besides go back to Sup Forums?

I like big booty women though.

it'd put me to sleep

Want to know why? There were no work animals in the new world so they never went around to invent the wheel.

dont be retarded, ancient spics knew about the wheel, but they were too stupid to find its many applications

A counter argument to "spics are retarded" ? Do you really think you made anything even approaching a cogent argument?

Mexico was a cool place until the Spanish got there.

Nows it's the Spain of America.

I'd take any fantasy/medieval WRPG that isn't DUDE NORDICS, NOTHERN EUROPE LOL

Give us some variety for christ sake

if it was a city setting than yes

i played this years ago, it's a gta ripoff but it's fun anyways

I really liked that game, but it sucked that it didnt took part in a huge map, instead a bunch of little maps

Yeah, like building a cart that you could then attach to... ?
Lamas would probably just spit in your face if you tried that and every other animal on both continents wasn't really an option for domestication.

if there are cute sexy latinas then sure.

>Yeah, like building a cart that you could then attach to... ?

The animals were indeed hard to work with, but spics did invent the wheel. It's just that it had no application in their mountainous terrain.

On questions such as "why X developed like this and Y didn't", you have to consider geographical and historical factors, as well as necessity, not just reduce it to "We have bigger IQ hurp dedurp". But of course you will go for the simplistic explanation.

Only if she's in it

the spics were far more advanced in math and astrology, without using any "modern" tools, really makes you think.

not to mention aztecs didnt need roads, cities like tenochtitlan (modern mexico city) used waterways instead of roads

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>astrology
Dont you meant astronomy? or are you just that uneducated or a butthurt mexcrement?

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best waifu

>mfw my country took all the gold and silver from the savages
>mfw mexicans still behead each others on the streets to this very day

>"spics are retarded"
>because they were in the stone age when Europe was in renaissance


???

yeah sure, i don't mind that. i kind of think of wow one of the first raids. i kind of think of red dead redemption.

This thread made me want to play Expeditions Conquistador.

How's the new one? With the Vikings.

>if only those spics never drained that beautiful lake
I'm still mad.

They had some geometry and a calendar. They figured out star shit but somehow didn't think to use it to navigate long distances.

isn't spain in like a big crisis or something?

Not to mention egyptians had the same knowledge 3000-4000 years prior to the ancient mexicans (prediction of solar eclipses, rotation of the earth around the sun, and the existence of a few planets)

Yes, and we still have a better economy than mexico

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

I'm hoping if there is a second bloodborne, that its set in Yharnam's New World where the church finds a blood crazed society, much like their own, in the aztecs

Barring that i want Aztez to be released

I'm mexican...

an no, I would'nt. Mexico sucks.

I said astrology because they used it to predict terrestial events and affairs

You know that's what's astrology was all about you retard.

But i guess you woudn't know the differnce you uncultured fuck.

I dont think that would be possible, imagine the outcry of the SWJ and the hispanic population regarding the representation of how sagave their culture was?
FFS the aztecs used to eat soup made of literal babies, yet its almost a sin to talk about that in this day and age (Im studying anthropology, and one of our teachers got suspended for a couple of days for saying the aztecs were cannibals)

>Saying this after the 2012 debacle

>american education

He gave you the history of astrology he didn't defend it you tard

I hope you are not being serious, the mayans never predicted the end of the world in 2012, the date was just the end of a segment of the calendar and the start of a new one.

But some american con man took it and sold the idea to the history channel and many retarded burgers believed they predicted the end of the world

Just make the NotAztecs interactable, make some covenants based on it, and make him good architects

On a most extreme case name the game something else, make you play as one of them and halfaway through the game Yharnam ships lands on the continent from the first time revealing its BB2

So you can soend galf of the game befriending and fight your countrymen and then next half you start to interact with the would be colonizers

The year 2012 was just the end of the mayan calendar, they can only fit so much in a wheel

This, just like Uncharted golden abyss did, just name them a little different

yet they got beat by a bunch of spaniards with guns, not really an advance civilisation then eh?

The Mexico part of Red Dead Redemption was pretty good

Spaniards with guns and diseases*
Part of the reason whites historically were so good at colinizing was they would just make everybody sick and pick off the survivors.

to be fair aztecs wars were pretty different than in any other country, only army vs army ever fought (never killed civilians), and the objective was not to kill your oponent, but to disable him in order to use him as a human sacrifice after the fight

>one of our teachers got suspended for a couple of days for saying the aztecs were cannibals
lmao in mexico mine always joked that men do not live by bread only and such

>FFS the aztecs used to eat soup made of literal babies
no they didn't, where the hell do you study

>average IQ of spics is about 80
>literally retarded

m.youtube.com/watch?v=poRP0poDmDs

I'm waiting for it

How can you be advanced in astrology? Do you view it as a genuine science?

Fuck off you goddamn spics, keep Sup Forums an aryan board.

Im actually not surprised you dont know about this, this kind of things are not studied in mexican schools because of how awful they are

>In Xochimilco, the remains of a three-to-four-year-old boy were found. The skull was broken and the bones had an orange/yellowish cast, a vitreous texture, and porous and compacted tissue. Aztecs have been known to boil down remains of some sacrificed victims to remove the flesh and place the skull in the tzompantli. Archaeologists concluded that the skull was boiled and that it cracked due to the ebullition of the brain mass. Photographs of the skull have been published in specialized journals.

In History of the Things of New Spain Sahagún confesses he was aghast by the fact that, during the first month of the year, the child sacrifices were approved by their own parents, who also ate their children

In the month Tepeilhuitl (from September 30 to October 19) children and two noble women were sacrificed by extraction of the heart and flaying; ritual cannibalism in honor of Tláloc-Napatecuhtli, Matlalcueye, Xochitécatl, Mayáhuel, Milnáhuatl, Napatecuhtli, Chicomecóatl, Xochiquétzal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sacrifice_in_pre-Columbian_cultures#Aztec_culture

He is retarded, he meant astronomy, but he's too buttblasted to accept his error

>The average spaniard during colonial times was a dirt poor feudal farmer
> they never got an industrial revolution in time like England 'cause they rather live from give me dats from small pox infected indians so their economy stalled
>Spain lost all the gold and silver due to the Crown spending it on useless garbage and ended up using it to pay debts to Dutch ((bankers)) [origin of jew golds ] so England and Holland were much richer with much smaller colonies
>Being literally run by a retard once

Really makes you think

And yet we were able to have a better economy and standard of living than mexico while only having 1/3 of its population and almost no natural resources like retarded mexicans have

When will newfags get this site was always Sup Forums? Great thing about /r/t_d is that they trigger cucks.

>Being literally run by a retard once
Wait, what, didnt the mexican telenovela president wasnt even able to name 3 books that he read?
I mean, what the fuck were mexicans thinking by electing that guy to run your country?

Literally impossible to have an average IQ of 80.

Average IQ is always 100. It's not an objective score of intelligence it's a test designed to compare a set of people against each other. The average is ALWAYS 100 whether you take the IQ of a class of geniuses or the IQ of a class of retarded 5 year olds, the average IQ of any given group is always 100.

are you actually bostering of having a better economy than a 3rd world shithole? man it sucks to being an spaniard aint it?

here you dont need at least 50% of population vote to elect a president, he got like 34% of votes and won

already did it was called red dead redemption and the Mexico arc sucked ass

everything in mexico blows dick, shit tier vacation destination, shit people, greasy as fuck food, non third world country that looks worse than third world countries

aztecs are the only cool thing, and even then the only time I get interested in it is when its dressed up as lizard people in warhammer 50k

Aztec Souls where you eventually have access to european conquistador tech

we are a third world country retard, dont be fooled just because we are close to USA

They didn't make soup out of babies, only the skull was boiled so they could pierce it and place it on the tzompantli. The child was most probably anesthetized when it was sacrificed, they didn't boil it alive.
At most they ate the right thighs of the child, just like the warriors ate the right thighs of those they captured, which they also called their sons.
It wasn't a common practice, but a very special ceremony, in fact only 42 children have been found in the most important temple of the empire, which again only lasted 200. The Spanish at the same place killed 8000 unarmed nobles and their children in a couple of hours without a declaration of war and started the hostilities with the Aztecs.
>While Hernán Cortés was in Tenochtitlan, he heard about other Spaniards arriving on the coast – Pánfilo de Narváez had come from Cuba with orders to arrest him – and Cortés was forced to leave the city to fight them. During his absence, Moctezuma asked deputy governor Pedro de Alvarado for permission to celebrate Toxcatl (an Aztec festivity in honor of Tezcatlipoca one of their main gods). But after the festivities had started, Alvarado interrupted the celebration, killing almost everyone present at the festival, men, women, and children alike.
>The Spanish version of the incident claims the conquistadors intervened to prevent a ritual of human sacrifice in the Templo Mayor; the Aztec version says the Spaniards were enticed into action by the gold the Aztecs were wearing, prompting an Aztec rebellion against the orders of Moctezuma. While differing so on Alvarado's specific motive, both accounts are in basic agreement that the celebrants were unarmed and that the massacre was without warning and unprovoked.
But no Mexican teacher does more than mention Aztec cannibalism and Spanish cruelty, because violence was not uncommon in those times and there's no point in obssesing over that. How the hell have sjw have influenced a supposedly critical teaching?

Do you know how economy works user? do you even know what 3rd world refers to?

>Cinco De Mayo, a day not even celebrated in Mexico, is celebrated in the US
>nobody celebrates 4th of July in Mexico

Mexico: 1 - US: 0

>which again only lasted 200
*200 years

>so shitty people don't even want to live there
>i know let's make a game about it

>5 de mayo
>not celebrated

They make a huge parade and everything

awesome game i think i beat it 5 times

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spics celebrate the USA by buying american brands every day user, mexico is the top 1 country that drinks coke, that's why they are the no1 country in obesity

In the US, which is my point.

sequel when?

No, in México.

In Meixco's defense, Mexican coke is 20x better than American coke. Especially Coke in glass bottles.
Never heard of it.

there was that horrible psp one

they could've fitted even more ON THE OTHER SIDE of it , if they were not such lazy, retarded tree-niggers

>Especially Coke in glass bottles
Well thats the only one made with actual cane sugar, all the others are made from the same disgusting corn syrup they use here

Google it

yes

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Ahh, yes, a rich Spanish tradition.
>These first insurgents eventually fell. The four main participants - Hidalgo, Ignacio Allende, Juan Aldama, and José Mariano Jiménez - were shot by Spanish firing squads, and their bodies decapitated.[10] The four heads were hung from the corners of the Alhóndiga, to discourage other independence movements.[11] The heads remained hanging for ten years, until Mexico achieved its independence.

Sup Forums is a bunch of cancerous faggots.

At least we didnt eat them paco