Ellie or Sara

Who do you pick?

Sara, assuming she really did sell hardcore drugs

None, I get a waifu/daughteru from a far better game than TLOU.

Sara cuz I love the Texan accent

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>texan accent

Jesus christ it's like you literally want your boners to commit suicide.

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gormley

Wrong board

Ellie. She probably has more fighting spirit during sex so I like that better.

Normie boners get out.

they are the same person
plus not buying jewishdog games

>dude i'm racist lmao! xD

When Texen men have sex with their wives, do they wear ear muffs or ear plugs so they can maintain a boner throughout all her Texan accented moaning?

>Jews
>people
You can't discriminate against animals.

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David can attest to her fighting spirit.

Reminder that Ellie has a baby or is pregnant is TLOU2

Hopefully joels

who cares, she's ugly now

Fuck off

Nice one, Reddit!

Hey that's my legitimate theory for TLOU2, Ellie has a baby, the Fireflies shoot up Tommys settlement and take the baby and Ellie and Joel go on a murderous rampage trying to get it back.

It would explain why Ellie is so edgy in the trailer

TLOU2, now with story mode co op!

Sara has way better coach porn, it's not even a contest.

I laugh every time god dammit

That is so dumb. The Fireflies that survived Joel's massacre at the hospital, probably kidnapped Joel or lured him into a trap. There Joel got bitten so the Fireflies could show him what he did. Ellie found him and had to shoot Joel. Vendetta mode enabled.

The one that's alive.