Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit. Didn't think they'd ever let him out

Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit. Didn't think they'd ever let him out...

>My name is Tommy Vicecity

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He kept his head down.
Helps people forget.

>TommyVercettihuhshit. >Didn'tthinkthey'deverlethimout...
Fixed that for ya, user

Nice bike...

NOOO!
MY BIKE!

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MONEY

LOL, this.
Always bothered me.

CANDY SUXX IS BAE

>not Mercedes
Check this pleb out.

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Hey Tommy, it's Sonny. How's the suntan?

I ain't got no suntan.

It's time for the Lance Vance dance!

Does this make me look fat?

>Nice ass baby.

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Rosenberg? Oh, that bonkers ambulence chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to Death Row!

Well, you ain't got my money either, so I'm thinking to myself 'what're you doing?'. So tell me, Tommy, what ARE you doing?

yeah? you ain't got my money either, so I'm wondering to myself, what are you doing? So, tell me, Tommy, what are you doing?

I'm gonna get your money, Sonny.

I wish VCS was in VC's engine instead of whatever they used for portable games.

It was quite literally heavily modified VC version of Renderware that was used in both PSP games.

Why? It's superior.

DICKHEADS!!

What did Tommy do to end up in jail Sup Forums?

He murdered 11 people in Liberty City.
Which always seemed ridiculous to me, seeing as how this is a GTA game we're talking about.

killed 13 men in Harwood, Liberty City

>Killed 11 people
>Only had to serve 15 years
It is GTA logic alright.

I didn't have a memory card, so I had to sit through the beginning intro over and over.

YEAH
YEAH
UUUUURRRRGGGGH

Can't you skip it?

Was it? Maybe it was the controls, but VCS always felt kinda janky compared to VC.

It was self defense. He should have been a free man.

>tfw unironically like the Tommy's simple one-dimensional greedy asshole character
why did they have to go the "muh deep plot" route, Sup Forums?

>the Mr.Vercetti suit is bugged
It will never stop to annoy me

Is there a GTA character who could beat Tommy in a fistfight?

This is the best gta

YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LOYAL

based Kent Paul, that limey fuck is funny as shit

Of course it fucking was, it was made to work with one analog stick.

FORGET ABOUT IT MARIO

DON'T PUSH THE MARIO MAN

Dumb.Florida.Morons.

Videogames were evolving and simple one dimensional story with one dimensional characters is only acceptable in Nintendo games nowadays

ive always loved that part

I like the mission where you take over that mexican druglord assholes mansion. Lance Vance slowly starts to lose his sanity after that

I wish Vice City has the graphics of Vice City Stories. The models look so much better.

>the porn for both girls are terrible/non-existent

He was never sane to begin with.

Is this me?

I'm in tears. Maybe Nico.

I mean, compare this shit.

>still no remake of Vice City in San Andreas' engine
>VCS remake mod died
hold me Sup Forums ;_;

Nice ass baby

The internet was primitive and on dial-up when this game came out

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I stick my head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face!
Go get some sleep.
What're you gonna do?
I stop by your office tomorrow and we'll start sorting this mess out.

Yeah I miss him
>Don't make me run I'll get all sweaty
>"I thought they were throwing you idiots off the force?"

fuck,beat me to it. It took me like years to understand what he was saying

Tommy Vercetty shit.
divalabilala him out

Why is there a decapitated head in a biker's bar?

PRICK

Bikers are just that metal

"Go shower with the guys"
"Whats your wife doing?"
"You're not a cop youre a robot"
"Guys ever catch any criminals?"

People at Rockstar are convinced they're hollywood writers or something, games got way to not fun allowed after SA.

Is it moral to me naked?

I DID YOUR WIFE YA POOR BASTARD

I don't think a hollywood writer could come up with someone like Trevor

I HATE THAT WOMAN

Because they ran out of movies to rip off so now they're trying to be poor man's south park.

DUMB

FLORIDA

MORONS

NICE ASS BABY

it's so painful trying to play VCS/LCS on emulator because of the shitty controls and mouse support (yes, i'm used to playing gta's on kb+m)

BEST MISSION COMING THROUGH

Is this the PSP or PS2 version?
Does the PS2 version even emulate?

VCS Vice City or VC Vice City?

OI! IT'S ME, PABLO!

both emulate

That't not the club Malibu bank heist

Differences are trivial.
I prefer VCS because of the redneck trailer park, but that's probably the only major addition.

my battletag is GTAViceCity

SHE ON FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEE

Also the fairground and the hotel in front of it
I hated how that area was wasted on empty construction sites in Vice City

Really liked the assets system, it felt as if you're doing something right. GTA SA was all over the place in that aspect, you could own an airstrip, a casino, several mansions, but it didn't feel like it's meaning anything. And then GTAV simplified it

Yeah I miss when properties had missions and shit attached to them instead of just weekly payments, made buying them feel a lot more worth it

It actually doesn't look that bad.

Developers started thinking we wanted "cinematic experiences" after COD4 came out. I think it's coming to an end soon.

>Tommy: VERCETTI REMEMBER THE NAME.
>Random Pedestrian: OOOHWEEEOOHWEEEEOOOOH

You're an asshole, Miller.

>aspect ratio

That's not the rc heli mission

You're only supposed to say that when it's 4:3 stretched into 16:9.
In this case, the aspect ration is correct.

This this this this this.

Why do you guys think Kojimbob jerks off Rockstar so much? Because both people/companies are nothing but unoriginal thieves who rose to fame by ripping off high quality movies but doing it just subtly enough that the dumb masses won't notice.

You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around

I'm gonna give it to you give it to you give it to you
ALLLLLLLLLL
NIIIIIIIIIGHT
LONG

>You're out of touch
>I'm out of time
>But I'm out of my head when you're not around

Why is this song so good and yet I'd never heard it before VC?

I'd cum buckets if VI returns to Vice City

>this would be mfw if Chinatown Wars got a spiritual sequel

Is Retro City Rampage worth buying?

>That comfy music at the drug deal

Retro City Rampage is "i am such a nerd xd" the videogame, if you want a good gta clone play Sleeping Dogs