15 days before GZ60 ends complex life on earth

>15 days before GZ60 ends complex life on earth.

cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/details.html#?des=2010 GZ60

What games are you playing in your last two weeks?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torino_scale
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Majoras Mask?

This is bullshit but I wish it wasn't. Come on space rocks, end our suffering already you lazy fucks.

I'll be playing MGSV

I just showed that link to my 12 year-old sister and she whispered "I don't want to die a virgin" in my ear...WTF

GZ60 isn't bullshit but the chances of it actually hitting earth are astronomically low.

>99.99999988% chance it will hit earth
shit

>99.99999988% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

Help her out user.

It's a trap user, she works for the FBI

>astronomically
Heh

>still hits
Fucking rng.

>Energy 1.8e+5 Mt

Damn. Shit would fuck us up.

>tfw it hits and it's because ayys are playing real life XCOM

Finally

>tfw too intelligent to die

>>Energy 1.8e+5 Mt

What is that in "regular numbers"

>cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/details.html#?des=2010 GZ60
>Torino Scale (maximum): 0

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torino_scale
>A 0 indicates an object has a negligibly small chance of collision with the Earth, compared with the usual "background noise" of collision events, or is too small to penetrate Earth's atmosphere intact.

Wow we're so fucked.

It means the energy is equivalent to 180000 megatons of TNT.

7

this.

New Permian event? Why not, let the amoebas have their shot. I just hope I'm near enough to the impact to see it hit but far enough to not die before I realize it hit.

About 180000000 kilotons. The tsar bomb had 50.

Dunno, but GZ60 has a diameter of 2000 km and will impact at 11.74 km/s

This would be literally Armageddon

Who cares. Only rich and happy people would be whimper about death.

>It means the energy is equivalent to 180000 megatons of TNT.

How much energy is that compared to say, a punch in the face? My family live near a lake and I was thinking we could swim under the water to shield ourselves - the asteroid doesn't have electrical energy, right?

yeah totally

I'm not sure that enough people have been punched in the face in recorded history to exceed that.

...

well you would get more than a black eye

1.8e+5 means 1.8 x 10^5 = 1,800,000 Mt

>How much energy is that compared to say, a punch in the face?

About the force you need to knock out Superman

Would we blame Russian hackers if it hits?

that would be good enough pardner, just don't forget to bring the Bibles with y'all

Holy shit, I'm going to start selling preppers SCUBA equipment.

I'm not worried, my life is pretty simple.

Suddenly asteroid would miss and you must take responsibility.

it's like getting purnched in the face by a gorilla like 20 times at the very least.

won't be anyone alive to blame anyone

Obviously not. It'll be North Korean missiles guiding it in.

IN ENGLISH DOC

Samurai Jack was the only reason I put off killing myself and that turned out to be a fucking shitpile.

I hope this rock turns the whole planet into a barren wasteland devoid of life.

I think you fail to realize just how powerful this thing is. It it hits earth you will die.

Russians will save the Earth with proper rockets.

>0.00054% chance of Earth impact
I realize that this may as well be a confirmed no hit, but the fact there's a chance at all kind of fucks me up.
Like, just makes you wonder "what if"

oh thank god, maybe it will all be over soon

>the asteroid doesn't have electrical energy, right?

well if it's given an evolution item before it impacts it could turn in a Asterochu and then you'd be plain fucked.

lol wtf

what was the date again? and what part of the world will be able to see it?

The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was ~10km wide. This one is 2,000 km.

Wasn't this the plot to a Shin Chan movie?

FUCK YEAH SEAKING

>1 in 830,000,000 odds of impact

THICC

Humans killed the dinosaurs dumbass.

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Tsar bomb had 50 Megatons, not kilo. Still puny in comparison.

Lets hope it does. Lets hope it runs on XCOM rules.

Earth is worthless, and so are 99.999999999% of the people on it.

>suddenly i'm filled with overwhelming hope
n-nani?!

0.00000012% chance
and I'm the Queen of Spain

Why is there a probability at all? Shouldn't they either know or not know?

How is the Creation Museum doing, Ken?

You mean the ice age?

>every body of water begins to superheat
>you boil to death

lol whoops

Man made global warming, idiots.

Hey thats more likely than winning the lottery

that's a big chance

the 22nd. it will be closer the next time it passes.

"Dinosaurs" were made up by Satan to make people turn away from the Lord our G-d, dumbass.

>tfw you've been there
>twice

No. I'm sorry you've been had.

and then the time after the next it's safe or?

>less than 1% chance to hit
>it actually does hit

Believe it or not, user, asteroid detection and the projection of their paths isn't easy.

Hell yeah, man made climate change killed the dinosaurs! Fuck you, T. rex!

Disaster: Day of Crisis

Site says 2.000km. Since it's Nasa, an American agency, that means 2, not 2,000.

The real danger for something to hit earth is April 13th 2019, on a friday.

It's either going to swing by between earth and orbiting devices or it's going to hit earth.

And if it hits, it will land in the pacific ocean, leaving a 3mile crater and flooding 1.6miles of the US Westcoast inland and the Asian Eastcoast.
The ripple effect will last one hour, meaning you'll get one tsunami every minute.


Enjoy your vidya

whatever nerd, just look at which direction it's going and figure it out

the link in op gives you the passes and probabilities. They are all damn near impossibly low.

Still higher chance of the earth getting hit than you winning the jackpot or getting a 2D waifu

That doesn't sound too bad.

>tfw "flyover" country will be safe and comfy while those scum of the earth Californians will be drowning to death and watching their overpriced real estate literally go under

>astronomically
Fuck

rudimentary 2D waifus are already a thing, though.

they'll be pretty good in another 5-10 years.

>kills lots of weebs and amerifats
I hope for a livestream on twitch

>the Ring of Degenerates including Japan and libtard country USA will be wiped out

What's the downside?

>NASA still hasn't developed an asteroid defence weapon
>American government is still pulling their funding
why
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fucking kek

Dear god please let it destroy the West coast. Dear fucking christ please. Oh my god I've never wanted something more in my life to happen.

We can help the nips build a big wall or whatever to stop the water, but fuck the WC. Dear god please.

>Persona 6 will have underwater levels

Capitalists only care about immediate profit.

Because it's obviously much more important to buy new tanks and shit than to actual fund shit that could save our planet.

Space isn't profitable in the short term. Unless NASA discovers a planet composed entirely of crude oil that we can reach right now, they'll have to get by on pocket change.

>2000 km
>one hundred ten trillion kg
>going at 42264 km/h

This is scary as fuck. This thing would fucking end us.

Link the object page. Can't find anything with that date on the sentry table

The power of 30 football fields

would we even feel it

So you're saying that the 2020 Olympics wont kill my loli it'll be an asteroid. Hopefully when it's about to penetrate the atmosphere Japanese scientists will have the fore thought to censor it so as to not violate any laws.

it's 2 km, it's an american website, 2.000 is not 2,000

We don't even need to find a new planet. We haul a single fucking asteroid back from the kuiper belt and the world economy breaks a hundred times over

>scientific process is worthless unless it makes me filthy rich

Why do retards keep having this shitty mindset