Kill female online

>kill female online
>get banned
>Reason: Harassment

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Maybe you should actually respect women for once and not kill them?
Did you ever think about that?

This is what happens when you don't let womens win in a game. Be nice to them next time, misogynist white male

Never happened, but nice bait. You'll certainly hook lots of virginal Sup Forums dwellers.

>dude joins my server
>plays, kills some chick
>ban him for harassment
>he spergs out online
>mfw

Triggered

im the girl

>destroy in some shitty PlayerUnknown clone made by the dude's who made The WarZ
>get banned for "hacking" by the admin

that's what you get for playing as a white male toon

all me btw

Honestly, I think the girls have it worst. They can never play the game normally because of scum like that.
Or never use the mic/have any kind of social interaction that might point to their gender.
White knights should be gassed.

>join a server
>some guy recognizes you from a different server you used to shitpost on
>spams votekick for the next half hour

Women who play online, especially if its a competitive online experience, should expect to get killed. Point blank period.

>things that never happened

>kill female
>every orbiter is out for your blood now

Its not even that serious.

>female joins the server
>"hey guys I'm sooo drunk!"

>BOPE

Well, the guy that killed her sure isn't going to have a good time.

Wrong country

Oh, I thought it was Brazil.

SO TRUUU

so who are they?

>shit talk female player
>she starts going full autistic breakdown and cries

what the fuck is wrong with this board?

i really hope this is some sort of ironic meming

Venezuela. She got hit by a bus driven by a belligerent. Lot a chicks getting hulkbusted by buses this year.

Makes me want to find my copy of Vigilante8

>girl gets on mic
>everyone immediately starts awkwardly hitting on her

>female joins server
>"ugh I'm bored"

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Shit that didn't happen for $500.

Is this Australia?

>shit talk dude
>you're friends now

>female
>online

>girl gets on mic
>everyone ignores her
>she starts doing that "uuhhhggg" pouty girl speak
>everyone ignores her
>girl has disconnected

what if I told you there are girls on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW

tits or gtfo

>girl joins game
>she has a dick

WHAT?
You lie.

Trannies don't count

>Shit talk female player
>She latches onto you socially because you're the only player who treats her like a normal human being instead of a Princess

Too bad this never happens because people online are thristy niggas
ESPECIALLY the white knights in overwatch

thats the purest path to homosex

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>stomp a girl in an online game
>tells me to suck her dick

>Be incredibly rude to a girl for 4-6 months
>Randomly stop being mean and treat her normally
>You develop a thing for each other
>She stops liking you
>Stop talking to her
>Releases your personal information on the internet because you ignored her

What is this 'female' you keep talking about?

>American joins the server
>"DUUUUUUUUDE IM SO HIIIIIIGH"
>*Bong hit on open mic*
>"DUUUDE....WEEED.... heh...heh...heh

A myth created by Reddit

>Team Deathmatch
>Girl on other team
>Girl stands back in home base
>Most of the other team camps there and makes it their sole duty to protect her
>Manage to kill her anyways
>One guy goes rogue and does everything he can to kill me and me only
>Kill him every time

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London?

b-but he must avenge m'lady

>Russian joins the server
>RUSH B CYKA BLYAT NO STOP

>londoner join the server
>"oi chip chip honey nut cheerios"
>"crumpets an tea bless the queen!"
>kills you around a corner because he has 200 ping
>"oi mate gimme a wanker" *tooth falls out*

this also happend to me before user

>you have been banned from server
>Reason: maybe you'll think twice about killing the admin's gf ;)

>Brazilian joins the server
>Plays shitty funk music at full volume through headset
>le me: "Sir, we are trying to have a fun and well-structured match here. Could you please disable your music."
>"fuk u cadela"
>Proceeds to make monkey-like chants and screeching
>Finishes last-place with negative K/D
>Tells everyone in broken English that they suck at the game

>log in from alt account
>do it again
Worth it.

>similar thing happens to me
>guy manages to peck me when I'm at low hp and gets a kill
>"DUDE DUDE GUYS..."
>"DUDE GUYS I KILLED THE GUY"
>"GUY GUYS LISTEN"
>"I KILLED THE GUY"
>loudly keeps sperging about how he's better than me for a few minutes while I'm still getting kills on him that he''s not mentioning
>everyone just ignoring him

>Join server
>Admin is on other team
>He's a "low level admin" so he can only kick, not ban
>My friend and I keep rejoining, killing him once before getting kicked again
>Manage to do this until we hit the score limit and end the game

>Brit joins the server
>islamic nasheed starts playing

Did you at least get to fuck her?

>join public voice channel for queuing up in matchmaking
>guy joins slightly after me
>drowsy sound woman tells both of us to leave
>other guy starts arguing with her
>he leaves
>I ask if this is for queuing up or if I'm in the wrong place
>dumb cunt says it is and that she is queuing up but I need to leave
>ask why
>she says something about being a professional
>I call her a retard and tell her it's a public space for people to form teams to play in
>play youtube.com/watch?v=vNZojCLbZ3I
>keep playing it
>she disconnects

>last time i played an online game was 10 years ago
>barely even remember anything

kek this. got a lot of friends request this way.
then they drop off the face of the earth because you dont autistically talk to them all the time or entertain them

>Playing normally
>Get accused of aimbot
>There's a kill cam that could instantly prove them wrong
>They ignore it and accuse me anyway

Close.
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>Boot up Gmod
>Join stupid Hogwarts server
>Its always a bunch of britbongs who think they are really cool or autistic 12 year olds
>Go full britbong tough lad and threaten to beat up everyone
>Go around the server beating up everyone and calling them poofs
>Since my britbong accent is so strong the britbongs cannot understand what i am saying
>Britbongs cannot understand another britbong
>Meet the only girl on the server
>Tell her that i'd smash her box
>Get kicked for harassment
>I've been harassing every single person for the previous hours I've been playing
>insult one girl and get kicked.

What game/games is everyone talking about? At least say what game this was happening in.

>two female join a match on opposite teams
>they focus solely on killing the other girl while trashtalking and berating each other

overwatch or CSGO most likely

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It's fucking incredible and it's the reason why society has crumbled. Men won't let other men be men, because they think it will get them laid.

>user:_____
>Admin: Don't use that kind of language in this server
>user:_____
>You have been banned

>Girl on server
>Everytime I kill her, teabag her and her only
>Other guys on her team get mad and start asking me why I like to teabag her, and start calling me "pussy" and stuff
>They try to rage kill me
>I kill them first most times, but the few times they get me they act like they're superior and that my kills never happened
>She speaks up and says she thinks its funny and that the other guys need to quit being so serious over a game

>girl on the server
>someone says a joke to her like he would everybody else
>gets warned for sexism

Virgins are the worst. Too bad there's so many of them.

>play dota 2
>girl on team
>feeds
>shittalk her on all chat at end of game
>other team begins swearing in spanish

>girl playing game
>she sucks

get out of here with your strictly inferior spatial awareness and reaction times

>join a server
>get good amount of kills
>say "you guys suck at this"
>get kick banned out immediately

>get an admin position on TF2 server
>new admin gets "hired" right after me
>it's a dude using a voice modulator to sound like a little girl
>I call him out on it
>nobody believes me
>people start giving "her" items
>people say not to hurt "her" because her voice is gentle
>I get banned
>two years later find out one of the other admins who'd fallen in love got a $500 hat stolen from him by "her"
>turns out "she" was some chav from britain

it's hard being right all the time

is that what carlos mencia has been up to?

yes, I'm sure you didn't hurl insults at her, message her privately calling her a "stupid cunt" and generally sperg out over some inane bullshit that happened in game. only the mentally healthy post on 4chins afterall.

I always made sure my model was that fat kid from slytherin. If some one else was on the server was using that model i would chase him down and beat the shit out of him untill he gave me the model, i've legit had 12 year olds scream and cry because i'm calling them a poof.

>Mature rated game
>Fuck and shit, goddamn and bastard flying out of every character's mouths
>Get killed
>"Ha shit"
>You have been kicked from the server

>fucking around in a gmod rp server
>rping with everyone, everyone having fun fucking around doing crazy antics
>some offensively pink anime model is standing around doing nothing
>some lazy bored girl voice mumbles something from the mic
>my group tries rp bantering with her like we're doing with everyone
>she mumbles some unintelligible shit again and start banning half the server one by one

Do you think if she's watching now that there's a chance she'll reward you with pussy for defending her?

Yes, I'm sure he did all that, what's Occam's Razor anyways.

Maybe you could record the next DELETE THIS

>Posting like you are on Sup Forums when you are not on Sup Forums

Back in my day, even newfags knew how to conceal their power level.

Why would you even think about saying any of this unless it's things you do? Projection much? Everybody else is chill.

Dude the deep state has already infiltrated Sup Forums. Tin foil hats won't help you from what is already inside

>women saved on the internet: 55
>women who awarded me with sex:

>not feeling a hint of pride whenever you get banned for hacking even though you were just on a roll

>girl
>dick
user.

Oh, hey Sup Forums

I've actually had women 'y can't you be my man' and shit after treating them like just some other dude. I was with someone at the time too so I never got to persue it.

>le deep state
They've got a few bots and bored employees monitoring and browsing here at most, just like they do on every big forum and social media site.

Bro did you just le me?

Honestly I always feel bad for girls who play online because there is instantly an entire lobby of sperglords begging for her to "add me plz"

>tfw the more time you spend on reddit the more you remember why you love Sup Forums culture

>implying they do not come just for that
Women live on attention.