Does divorce exist in the Zelda universe?

Does divorce exist in the Zelda universe?

the divorce has been in most Zelda games

No. Divorce is a jewish leftist idea.

but gerudo is jew

>not dressing up for your bro Hudson's wedding

Whoever took that picture is a charlatan and a monster and they are not my nigger.

Yes

They're not allowed to change their children's names from ____son though

Is same-sex marriage legal in Hyrule?

Didn't the arrow shop girl divorce her husband because he chose cuccos over her?

That guy sending love letters to the little Zora tadpole was really creepy. They even gave him that creeper pedo look

No jews are like impa.


Occult logos.

I thought Gerudos were Arabs.

What are the tax rates like for hylians? Does Zelda impose taxes?

I think the game used the term "kicked him out" but yeah they were basically separated over the issue.

She got cucced?

They look more like the Africans that put red clay in their hair to me.

But it's not. Ronald Reagan created the no fault divorce.

Women don't have to pay taxes, and males are taxed based on their dick size. 8 inches or above = 5% tax
7 inches = 15%
6 inches = 30%
5 inches = 50%
4 inches and below = 90%

>tfw government-sponsored penis inspection day
>ate a chilly fruit parfait for breakfast so have major shrinkage

Only in the Rito tribe. They also allow polygamy which is why I'll marry Kass!

Didn't Henry VIII invent divorce?

How long does Rito live?

ἈΑμαζόνες

Jews had it as a tradition. Christ essentially forbade it, and the Church continued the tradition. Protestantism reintroduced it to the west.

I love the geometric style of the houses that Bolson company makes. But seriously, a 6 house town on a cliff wouldn't work.

Well none of them, not even the elder, remember Link, so we can only assume sub-100 years. Probably closer to human lifespans, maybe a bit lower, say 60-70 years life expectancy, but since they're a warrior/hunter race that live in treacherous mountains, not a lot of them live long enough to die of old age, which is why the elder is the only actually old Rito in the village. That said, Kass fulfilled his master's wishes so I think he'll retire to a cozy family life. No doubt Link and Zelda will see to his family's expenses as compassionate for helping Link complete shrines to face off the Calamity.

going from 3 inches to 2 inches still makes you a dicklet

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Yeah, what the hell was that about? You'd think they'd try to censor it or something

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Nintendo knew what it was doing, they even went did the 100-year-old loli thing with what's-her-face at the laboratory.

Yeah, but that's different.That was a grown woman aged backwards, and she wasn't involved in anything romantic.

Yes
In the bird town there is a woman who asks you to bring her a baked apple or she will tell her husband that she wants a divorce

well the fish was technically 30 or whatever

>this image
Wait a minute...

Why would Nintendo put a flamboyantly gay man in their game?

My real question is why SJW tumlbrinas haven't gotten offended by him yet. I'm genuinely surprised. Is it because they don't play games?

>comedic relief
Did you forget about Tingle?

he's hidden past the first 30 minutes in the game and he isn't a central character in the plot so they don't know he exists

Speaking of Tingle, I wonder if his suit has any set bonuses? Personally I'm hoping its something that makes gliding better, like you go faster or use less stamina or something. It kinda makes sense, since they guy is always in the sky with his balloon

You tell me

So we all agree that the three chests holding pieces of his set are going to be on the islands named after him and his brothers, and the Korok mask is going to be on Makar Island, right?

Do you think Kass is upset that he can be (and often is) replaced by a stone tablet?

because they like gays

but he's not insulted or anything why would they care

I wouldn't be surprised if his master learned the songs from similar tablets, and then smashed them to inflate his own importance as "the last guy that can pass the ancient songs"

>That one NPC who thinks you're trying to commit suicide if you try to jump off a bridge he patrols, then proceeds to "talk" you out of doing it

>implying Tingle is gay

This guy is the fucking best.

I mean, that just makes perfect sense. Unless they decide to be less obvious and hide them, or something. I guess the korok mask could be something you get from the korok village though

I think you are a gay

Did anyone even play this game? I emulated it and its kinda shit

It's certainly weird, you can see why it was never localized.

you'll never know what i am

>Magypsy
Why didn't they just call these guy fairies?

Reminds me of that gay dude in Light of Courage 2

because they're magic gypsies you autist

a gay bara fishfucker. I got it

Bolson is based as fuck.

>That forced as fuck "charismatic" personality

Boggles my mind anyone genuinely likes this characters aside from just wanting to fuck him.

Would you take a Gerudo waifu Sup Forums?

exquisite taste

I hope you're paying attention to this Japan because if I don't see some delicious NTR/rape doujins this summer at Comiket I'm gonna be pissed.

Like this, so much. Promoting pedophilia is the last thing I want to see in a children's videogame. Per se Even if she was older than him they still could have used a more apropros Zora. Nintendo dropped the ball on this ashame most people won't do most of side quest to catch this gaffe.

My main issue is the whole "Even if you're married, the women still live apart from the men" thing. Personally that sounds great

>wasn't involved in anything romantic
Technically true I guess, in the sense that moat people dont consider heavily implied sexual molestation of a corpse to be terribly romantic.

I get it

Reminder that the champions are always watching

I want to take lessons from Selmie!

>Those sexual innuendos from the arrow shop girl in Kakariko about wanting Link to fuck her

It's so blatant that I'm genuinely surprised NoA let it slide.

fucking cuck

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I'm genuinely surprised there aren't more shitposts about Mipha getting cucked. Poor girl doesn't deserve it, but its what I was expecting.

I didn't know that, but I haven't really read into it. Sounds pretty good to me.

Fucking monster, I even dressed with the diamond crown and Hyrule guard set.

she's a cuck queen, she gets off to it

Gerudos are Jews, Gypsies, Arabs, Mexicans and Amazonians all mixed together.

At least Mipha has the excuse of being dead

Well, if you want to be technical user, the Magypsies have no gender, they aren't even human. They are beings that have a masculine appearance but feminine tendencies, and use both gender pronouns. Calling them gay would be an assumption made from our own personal outlook on society. But it is a game so who gives a fuck what we think.

do you think she masturbates a lot?

Why do people think that calling cuckolds cucks offends them? Cuckolds L I T E R A L L Y get off on being humiliated. Trying to humiliate them does Jack shit to discourage them, all you're doing is perpetuating this cancerous memes that encourages trolls to post BLACKED porn here.n

WHY WON'T HE GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY. I GAVE YOU 4400 RUPEES AND YOUR JOB IS DONE, GET LOST.

I only get the Arab/Amazon vibe from them. Mind explaining the others?

No it wasn't, shut the fuck up.

If you finish the terry town questline then DON'T talk to him he'll stay in terry town.

Super manly men are more likely to be considered homosexual than flamboyant men. He is more likely to just be another joke character. If you haven't noticed, androgynous men are considered desirable by the media of Japan

>there are no more entries after she realizes her love
>there is no new dialog with her either
Damnit I want to wife Paya.

Just what is that skelly set good for if anything?

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If you upgrade each part twice and wear the whole set, stal enemies won't aggro you and you'll deal double damage from stal arm weapons.

I assume it functions like the enemy masks, but for Stal monsters.

Only Riju, she's so cute

>from stal arm weapons
wow, the things that have some of the lowest durability in the game

I want that goddess with the afro where you race on sand seals to give me death by snu-snu

Super weak enemies won't attack and super weak weapons are upgraded to weak weapons? Sign me up!

What's better? Wearing the barbarian set to do more melee damage or wearing ancient armor set to do more ancient weapon damage?

Barbarian hat + champion tunic + ancient leggings

Wearing the Soldier Armor with amber earrings to not look like a faggot.

No, the Zora girl was sending letters to HIM. They floated downstream.

GET OFF MY LAWN ALREADY

honestly he went away for the wedding but he just had to come back to scare away any of Links would-be fwb

Did she rape Tingle without his knowledge?

Is that why he hasn't gotten a fairy despite waiting for so long? He's not really a pure soul?

She gives him a "reward" when he saves her that's heavily implied to be sexual in nature.