What are some games for a guy to play with his new girlfriend

What are some games for a guy to play with his new girlfriend

Someone's down with the thickness sickness.

none

samefag

"how many smacks does it take to make a bitch stop crying"
I always have fun when I play that

I seriously hope you're black and/or intending to break it off soon.

>tfw your gf cleans your house and cooks a meal for you while playing Shogun 2
>tfw her visa expires

Virgin.

>"how many smacks does it take to make a bitch stop crying"
>I always have fun when I play that

You're probably a virgin.

You're probably a virgin who wishes he could get with a woman of ANY race.

Ring it user, at least to get her here

play def jam

should've married her

Donkey Kong Country

nice escort you got there

snipperclips

fun, funny, cute, simple and lwed.

Ape Escape

As her if she will diaper you.

>tfw literally just had a good thirty minute, half asleep fantasy of starting to date that Christmas Cake I used to work with, including a part where she's in pieces because she has to put her ageing dog down and we wind up falling asleep on her couch together while I'm hugging her and she gets super flustered in the morning when we wake up because she's super religious and still lives with her parents.
I think it's because she's the only single girl I've been in contact with and I used to be able to have a good laugh with her. Also she was super thicc. But I never really had genuine feelings for her.

Madden while eatin kfc and okra

Donkey Kong
King Kong
Ape Escape

WRONG!

Whatever.

Can't go too wrong with the classics.

She's a libtard and spent months wearing ugly sweaters and bitching about Trump. At one point during election night, she realized Trump was actually winning and you could hear her become depressed, shortly followed by her pathetic bootlicking mods who switched on a dime from being frog meme spewing retards to crying about MUH GLASS CEILING.

This pleases me.

Pic related

Getting laid > politics, so it's understandable.
Then again, doubt they would get laid with that, but whatever.

Ragnarok mobile

>don't want to ruin my own bloodline or bring someone into the world with disadvantages
>lol hes a virgin!!

You know what, go ahead. Ask her about her relatives too.