Still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet

>still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet
What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness, Sup Forums?

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I don't really get making Peach lewd. Maybe it's because I grew up with her, but I can't find a single thing sexy about her. It's like finding your sister sexy. Like, obviously you can comprehend that yes, she's attractive, but you're in no way attracted to her. N'ah mean?

>he's not into incest play
kys worthless scum

>What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness, Sup Forums?
The autism and obsessive behavior of Nintendo fans.

Ugly cunt.

>still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet

What's your source on this?

Super Mario is the most popular vidya series, especially among normies. Has been for years. Makes sense that the main female of it would be the most searched.

You're braindead.

It's the lips whether people realize it or not

Most rule34 sites are booru-based and therefore have a top-viewed list. Peach tends to top them all.

Source for the full version of that image in that larger resolution?

Well I tried pahael and the top one is apparently Twilight Sparkle.

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Darn that face is hideous. Please tell me it's from the Gamecube days?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GOING TO SUMMON HIM

>The amount of times I came to Peach's Tale
It has to be nearly a 100 by now.

Shes the basic bitch
Literally every 10yo's first porn search

I can't look at her without disgust anymore after finding that guy who does the "princess" transformations

Summon who?

Her lips.

Everything else could be shit, people love a nice, plump yet proportional pair of lips.

It's understandable, since all her good lewds need to have a radically different design to be hot.

If Peach didn't have the geisha style lipstick I would agree with you.

The mario is missing game?

If not then sauce me up my man.

STOP

The what now?

Yes the one that's constantly being worked on.

>It's like finding your sister sexy
where do you think you are?

Oh really I thought it got dropped?

Link me to the most recent version?

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Google it faggot.

She's gotta be my most fapped to character at this point.

Peach is just hot man, some games she looks fucking retarded, but in other games she's a fucking top-tier cutie.

>He isn't a siscon

Am I a degenerate if I think princess dresses are sexy as hell? Not that Peach isn't hot otherwise but the outfit's great too.

Where can I find some good lewd peach comics or stories? Link?

I've seen some comics on here but I'd like to read more. She is the queen of lewd and the duchess of lewd is Jill valentine.

>>still the top r34 search since the inception of the Internet

Have any evidence whatsoever to support that claim?

Princess dresses are really cute and have a lot of aesthetically pleasing parts about them. I don't think it's degenerate at all.

I was going to say sad panda but there's a surprising dearth of Peach doujins.

Every single Peach porn pic that's even slightly attractive has her drawn so far different from her canon design (and especially face) that it's not even the same character anymore.

Y'all are just jacking to 2D pictures of a blonde bimbo. Just pick up a playboy in that case. Like holy fuck.

I agree with theres nothing lewd about her at all and liking her is the most normie shit. Out of all the girls in gaming you literally pick the first notable female character you ever saw. kys

No her face is and will always look like this. This is what you would be fapping to if all the stupid porn artists dramatically changed how peach looks.

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How.....is that cat going to climb down? That's a cactus for fucks sake, how did it even climb it? It's just going to jump off it, isn't it?

How do you search for the top searched keyword in gelbooru and paheal?

how the fuck do i use saf panda btw?

Wow dude that's a lot of weird console wars rage about what other guys jerk it too.

Looking specifically for Peach is an easy way to consistently get a lot of pictures of an attractive, blonde, blue-eyed lady in a dress. I don't care about how accurate it is to the original model, that's just the style of girl I want to see and that's how I find it.

Playboy doesn't publish any bestiality, so fuck off with your "muh 3d" bullshit.

If you can't figure out how with Google, no user's gonna be able to walk you through it.

If I recall, he was running from a mountain lion, and some people helped him down.
There are lots of good guides out there.

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I just find her too generic, personally. porn artists always impose a personality on her based on whatever fetish they're portraying, because she barely has one in mario canon.

Nintendo likes to make her fart a lot, so there's that.

>open the thread
>no porn

>expecting porn on a blue board

>browsing imageboards at work
>browsing imageboards in public

>not expecting porn on a blue board

how nu r u?

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there was a time when porn was abundant on blue boards. then came the faggot japs and their police and fucked everything up.

I need my Sup Forums fix and I'm not locked in my basement 24/7.

Please understand.

>blonde generic woman with no personality to speak of from the most well known gaming series, Mario

It's obvious why she's a high r34 result. It's easy for people that like any kind of woman to imagine Peach as that since she's so dull, and literally everyone should know Mario and Peach.

I browse nsfw boards at work, like right now. Step up mate.

There is no appeal to her whatsoever. She is literally babby's first fap.

No that would be sailor mercury

Fun fact: the most used character tag on Paheal that doesn't come from MLP is Chun-Li.

Stupid ugly chink.

>Losing to a fucking horse
How can 2D humans compete?

Juri is so much better though.

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I wanna die between those thighs.

That must be painful

YAMERO

For you.

source?

Be nice.

I like to think Smash Bros. played a part in all this.

I know it did for me

>now you only see the black void

what happened nintendo?

>if I think princess dresses are sexy

It's called class.

All the kids. Just wait a few more years and Minecraft will usurp her

>What makes her the undisputed queen of lewdness
she's a cocktease with a hot bod

>what happened nintendo?
Sakurai's autistic obsesson with keeping the age rating CERO A.

Instantly recognizable characters like Peach fuel their own porn market just because it's the easy and popular thing for various artists to do.

I can't tell you how many times I've looked for stuff on a niche or semi-obscure character, only to get very few hits or have all the porn come up shit, only to eventually give up and say "fuck it I'll just search Peach or Samus" even though I didn't particularly feel like fapping to either of them. It's because they're guaranteed to have good stuff in large quantities.

I'll be honest, despite the sheer quantity of peach R34 the amount of stuff that are actually really good is surprisingly low. There's just too much ugly western bimboshit or stuff that barely resemble Peach, shit like this. At least western artists are better on average now, I remember back in the day most of my Peach collection was fucking Sigurd Hosenfeld because that was one of the only stuff that was actually on model. IMO other Nintendo girls like Rosalina, Samus, and Palutena have significantly better quality to quantity ratio.

shiden akira, I think.

>Y'all are just jacking to 2D pictures of a blonde bimbo. Just pick up a playboy in that case. Like holy fuck.
They're not pink or dumb enough.

I love the pink princess dumb bimbo thing and Peach is it to a ridiculous degree.

This. It's especially annoying when the character has a decent design and get absolutely bumfuck all porn.

Looking for a character in a relatively obscure series who isn't the main girl or close to it tends to give very little. It fucking hurts.

>Implying that's Tifa

Thanks. Although I'll probably have to scour to find what doujin the image is in.

>Sigurd Hosenfield

This guy got posted so heavily back in 2007/2008 during the Brawl runup, and I thought that was such great art back then. Good time to be a horny teenager.

wc, user. now that I think about it, might be from the masegaki ones.

Exactly this.

Fucking really? Not even Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash? Fucking Twilight is the most popular?

What

Since when

What the fuck

Found it, it's the Satisfaction one.

She comes from the most household videogame on the planet

Sexier than ms. Pacman. No brainer.

Do you think Daisy is so jealous of Peach getting the spotlight that she turns into a bitchy fat slob who eats her own weight in ice cream everyday as part of some comfort food, haha

How do I become the undisputed queen of lewdness, Sup Forums?

dO You think Daisy woUlD have ReVenge on pEach and PaluTina, haha

have you SEEN tara strong? she's fucking hot dude

>still zero good peach doujins
what's the fucking point

>character already has a good design with nice proportions
>all the porn is overexaggerated titcow shit
why

Tara Strong's voice and that she is the main character of the show. Twilight is also fucking cute as hell.

Didn't Tara trick a bunch of bronies into thinking she was going to do lewd lines in her Twilight voice for a gorrilion dollars and ran off with the money? kek

>not being attracted to your sister

nigger i have pics of my sister that i jack off to regularly when the mood strikes. get on my fucking level.