Childhood is idolizing Mario

Childhood is idolizing Mario.
Adulthood is realizing that Wario is just way fucking cooler.

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Childhood is Mario
Adolescence is Wario
Adulthood is Luigi and Bowser

>adulthood
>luigi

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I always though wario was cooler.
Old age is realizing its too late for waluigi to get his own game AND for that game to be good

>Adulthood is Luigi and Bowser
More like "being born the younger sibling" and "being a bara furry faggot".

>tfw no Wario & Waluigi RPG

Adulthood is when you've realised you've become Waluigi

>liking le lol so randumb childish babby
>Not liking a generic blank slate that's really just a vessel for gameplay

Yeah. Real adult OP.

As much as I like the idea, I think I'd rather have a new Wario Land game that uses both Wario and Waluigi, with similar "bros moves" that act as new mobility power-ups and such. Things like Wario being used as a wrecking ball, or Waluigi as a vaulting pole, etc.

Childhood is Mario
Adolescence is Wario
Adulthood is Luigi and Bowser
Ascendance is Fawful

>mfw Sup Forums acts like Wario is some greedy alpha treasure hunter when in japan he is and always will be le stinky fart man and nothing more

iirc there's a reference to him being smelly and ugly in the manual of one of the warioland games

Wario Land and Wario World were GOAT.

Warioware was just alright. Such a shame that it was the surviving Wario series.

>No DMC style Wario game by Retro Studios yet

>Really enjoy the Wario Land and Ware games
>Wario's my favorite to use in Mario Kart and Party games
>Generally came to enjoy him as a character for how fun he was
>Don't care about le smelly Jew man memes or other shit, just think Wario's a cool guy that doesn't afraid of anything
Though it is a damn shame that the Japanese audience, and by extension Nintendo, generally don't care for or dislike Wario, which leads to less chances of him getting more games if one of them doesn't happen to sell well.

Why can't he be both?

Yeah, Wario is so awesome! He'll put an end to all the social injustices in video gaming!

Fuck white privilege!

Those are nosehairs, not a mustache

social justice wario was really bizarre. why project your values over a character who doesn't give a shit one way or the other?

That's kind of the point, user.

reminds me of those faggot sjw Godzilla captions

>Warioware was just alright.

Well, fuck you too.

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Where are you getting that from? He's always been a wacky treasure hunter until 4 where they started including the love of garlic which evolved into fart man.

Impossible. Tanabe won't allow it.

Why not

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I always enjoyed this commercial most.

>Warioware was just alright

lol go fuck yourself, my dude

VBWL =? 4 > 1 > 2 >>> 3

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I already liked wario more as a kid.

>pays
Nah.

le stinky fart manne

potato nose fuck

post the whole thing

>tumblr nose
fucking hell, when will this meme end?

Fucking this.

Wario was the edgy and was full of memes, so of course teens pandered to him(especially in 08 with all the le fart memes).

Luigi is the true way to go for anyone who's old enough to post here.

I really want you fucking WALUIGI BROS faggots to fucking kill yourselves.

Same with daisyfags. Just fucking leave already

I don't have it, sorry.

>t. disappointing younger brother
Luigi has always been a lame fucking faggot, faggot.

Childhood is Mario
Contrarianhood is Luigi
Adulthood is Bowser and Wario

I want to have sex with Wario.

Be honest; it's the ass, isn't it?

It's everything. My taste evolved to accommodate everything Wario is.