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>Won't play ranked
why would i pay money for a fucking casual

>australia
don't they have dogshit internet
who would pay $5 for that

Does she play DPS?

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im a girl and i'll suck your dick and play overwatch with you for free

its called capitalism though. beta enablers pay for this shit and well you're gonna get a market.

What site?

are we %100 sure this is a girl tho?

Define dogshit? This is mine. (Hour out of Sydney)

$10 to play overwatch three hours with real life pharah?!? what a steal.

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Tell me I'm getting meme'd on. I refuse to accept this is real, and that they get paid real money to fucking play Overwatch with some faggot.

DAGESTAN

Oh really? Cool. Say I'm starved can you make me a sandwich?

Dont hate the people taking advantage of beta orbiters, if you could you would. People who say women dont have equal opportunities for work you only need point to shit like this, they have a market that men cannot even hope to break into and seek equal treatment in.

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This isn't real is it? Please tell me this isn't real. I think I might actually kms.

> millibytes per second
wew mate

no i wouldn't if i could
this is probably the slowest way to make money
they would make at least 10x more just by streaming on twitch

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you know the answer senpai

>Closest server
>12ms
Time to off yourself.

What? I asked you what you considered bad internet to be yet you decide to be a faggot instead. Virgins.. jeez

>im a gamer gurl xdd

What site is this . I never seen it before

Three hours and she's only making 10 bucks? Get a real job.

How the fuck does she imagine staying competitive with those ratings.
Is this an Australia thing again?

Can I just have a handjob. Would be faster and more profitable.

it's fiverr
fiverr.com/categories/lifestyle/gaming?source=gallery-listing

shes offering you a chance you shitlords!!

fiverr

do you get to fuck or?

> duct taped headphones

>sjw glasses

This is the first warning sign of crazy.

>mfw I realize that these things only exist because there are people out there willing to pay for it

>get sister to talk shit to some schmuck online
>I play the game
profit$$$$

People are pathetic

Probably not even on PC, the whore

>We can talk about anything you want.
Playing a dangerous game...

want to impress your nerd friends? ill pretend to be your gf!!

As an Australian, apparently my local brothel is $90 for thirty minutes. So no idea

>400 clams for a quickie
That's ridiculously overpriced for somebody who isn't a mid tier call girl.

>plz don't scold me
I would literally only pay if I could verbally abuse and berate a female teammate in OW

>boyfriend clearly in profile picture
>professional girl gamer

Do women even try at anything they do?

Sad!

How are you supposed to breathe in that helmet?

I can't tell whether this or twitch donating is more pathetic

will probably buy weed with your money and get fucked by her bf after

The sexual liberation, everyone !

>hey user whatever happened to your gf that played CSGO with us that one time?
>u-uh

>Dont hate the people taking advantage of beta orbiters
Preying on mentally disabled people is a despicable act.

>doesn't know how to read a thread

Don't worry friend, I can help.

I don't get it. Is she a prostitute?

If so, why is taking her out to dinner and playing games so much more expensive than sex? And

this is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

Know a female actual published model in magazines.

Question. What games would you want to play with a real model and not a cam girl or an "online model", who isn't a real model

And how much would you pay

I will feed back, and I want replies, working of games and amounts, I ll see if she will join on.

Real model folks

shes a loser LoL xD such a nerd

you could just say you broke up

Someone bite the bullet and order a bunch of these cunts to play Overwatch with you at the same time and record it

Thanks user I'll test it out and report back if it's any good.

This is basically true, even if Women had no discernable differences from men except in mind only, they'd still resort to being attention whores and selling themselves.

so this is what it means to be empowered

>goes into debt

Let's both hire her for two different time slots and play the same matches.

>Deekotah

What in the fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wonder what state she's in

Fuck off you wannabe pimp

Ive fucked three different prostitutes various times and I consider this sad.

For one, most models don't look that attractive without godly lighting, camera angles and makeup.

And two, even if she was the hottest woman on Earth why the fuck would anyone pay just to play online video games with her? At that point having a sexy voice would be more important than looking nice, but even so that's the dumbest investment ever.

You have to think and do stuff while playing games, just lie on your back and get fucked for a quick sexing.

None, sounds absolutely frustrating playing games with someone gaming illerate.
The only way it could even be remotely appealing was if it was a girlfriend or someone who you emotionally attached to and they were doing it because its something they know you enjoy and wanted to be part of it.

will any of them bully me for $5?

Shit like this is possible only because pathetic beta cuck enablers exist.

I'll bully you for free you little faggot

>Capitalizing Every Letter In The Beginning Of Each Word
I fucking hate people who do this.

>say you broke up
>play more games
>hear her on the enemy team pretending to be a BF for another guy

Can you picture the countless virgins asking through voice-chat if these girls could be their gfs ?
These soulless succubus enjoy every second of attention they think they deserve.
Women would do anything for money and attention, even toying with the sexual frustration and the lack of affection of so many men.

Damn kek thx user

I am taking a shit in the bathroom at work and I've already made more money/hour than these people

Honestly, I'd rather pay for a Aussie dude to play with instead of these cunts.
>having an on call shit poster show up in your games with 400 ping and start calling everyone cunts

Calm down will you? No need to cry. Either I got practical answer or hyper emotional like yours. I'm looking for calm answers tbqh.

Maybe it is a waste of time , as if I know?, asking doesn't hurt, except hurts you not me

Why are white people do this cringy shit?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU Sup Forums

She's hoping her desperate white knight stream hosers will bite.

>charges more for play time than a prostitute does for a handjob or straight up sex

Who the fuck do these women think they are?

think any of these chicks will play online chess against me for 3 hours and I can just berate them as I absolutely ravage their assholes at chess

>slovene
Cute, too bad she's doing this bullshit.

>tfw can't hire a good ol aussie bloke to shitpost at some cunts over the internet and after cook you some good tucker and throw a couple shrimps on the barbie.

You mean buy their services? Yeah, dunno. It's pretty sad.

As far as selling, though, it isn't cringey. It's easy as fuck money. Not exactly respectable, but they're selling an asset they have for literally no work. It's a good idea.

Same reason black people speak in their own niggerspeak language.

women have so much power

>order 4 of these whores to pretend to be my GFs in Overwatch
>sew how the last teammate reacts

wtf i hate prostitution now

I have the urge to pay one of these girls money to let me stomp the shit out of them in quake for an hour

I like how this weird lonely shit is only just catching on in the west, Japan have had this sort of thing for years.

There's cafes you can go to where a schoolgirl will just sit and watch you eat instant noodles so you have company and another where a girl will just cuddle you for 10 mins without speaking.

Too awkward for me, I'd genuinely rather just be lonely than pay for that experience.

hahahaahahahahhaahaahahahahaha

Former regular brothel visitor here. Used to go every single fucking day. The average brothel charge for 30 minutes is between $80 and $120. There are cheaper places (one in Rydalmere, two in Fairield) but they are all kinda weird looking asians. They're basically dead inside though so you can do whatever you want with them. One of them I forced her legs behind her head. She didn't look comfortable but she didn't do anything to stop it. The best I've ever been to was surprisingly in Liverpool that had a shortstack deaf chick.

I am ashamed of my past.

What would that accomplish?

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It's an asset to have a vagina? Damn. Can't wait to experience some of that male privilege everyone's so obsessed with these days.

throw in an extra five bucks and you can probably make it happen
these girls all work for pretty cheap

It's easy money for doing what you're already doing...

Sure, she'll get greedy and eventually start doing cam shows, but why are you complaining?