Why does he exist? He makes me want to stop playing this game

Why does he exist? He makes me want to stop playing this game.

One player plays slark, another is on the other team. The worse player will inevitably feed. That's how it works with the hero. He has a contained winrate but he either loses hard or wins hard.

Drop an aoe stun

Just fucking play CM. No, not because of her root but because of her two extremely powerful AS slows. If he SD's just use Q and Freezing Field.

He's just there so you can fantasize about raping his tight boypussy in prison.

*purges disables*
*pounces away*
*returns with full HP*
*kills you in 3 hits*
What now?

Force out Dark Pact. Then chain stuns. He's dead.

Like every other character in these shitty MOBAs, he is there for the porn

The real bullshit he provides is the night vision and the ability to find wards.

>he's too autistic to throw everything cause he panics when slark ults
That is why youre not leaving 3k anytime soon

>He makes me want to stop playing this game.- 9 posts shown.
So he's the best hero in the game then

>implying i'm still 3k
I got to 4k before 7.00 and stopped playing this shitty game for good.

*runs directly into mines*
*gets stasis trapped*
*hears allah akubar in the distance*

There are few joys greater than playing Techies against a Slark picker who thinks he's hot shit.

>There are few joys greater than playing Techies

FTFY

>Pick Techies because whatever, we had a 'dusa and late game will be her time to shine
>Team mates flaming me from second 1, telling I should've gone something else
>Get double kill first blood ez on Slark and Dazzle
>'Dusa is losing mid to a fucking LC
>I manged to get some duel wins for my team using Blast Off!
>Buy all the wards and deward everything while mining like a mad man
>Big team fight happens halfway across the map, rat to their tier 3 before they notice
>Get the rest of the game defending and ratting
>See the LC one shot everything
>750 duel damage
>Lose the game
>Team says to report me
>Got a commend from one guy for trying.

>Techies are the only joy in Dota 2
FTFTFY

Slark is shit against a good team. Deals shit dmg, has shit hp, shit farm, can't split push, etc. He only becomes dangerous if you are dumb enough to let him hit you.

Play hots. Without meming is great right now. I played dota for years but I'm glad I made the switch. Map variety and better hero design beats dota autism

Silence fuck him up easy
Ground targeted stuns help.
Mana burn always works.
Manfighter like Troll and Ursa eat him alive if he get bashed outside without the purge.
He's extremely vulnerable if you just wait for his purge to end to jump him
And finally if you are truly shit just pick Doom or LC or Axe to fuck him up with taunt.

>You can only play 12% of the hero pool or 33% if you pay money

No thanks

>What is enigma
>What is disruptor
Just disable him haha

>Play Techies
>The game just became 1v9

Even if we win, my own team is going to be pissed simply because of the fact that Techies are present.

But fuck them, they're fun.

>stuns you in your ultimate

This, literally the only good thing about these games

>play Meepon
>Slark goes in his ult
>still dies because poof damage is too high
>by the time he gets BKB I have an Ethereal

>pick Slark
>Legion Commander and Ember Spirit carry our team anyways
I mean, he's tough to play against, but any hero is deadly in the right hands.