You're kinda slow for a Warcraft thread, aren't ya?

You're kinda slow for a Warcraft thread, aren't ya?

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Kael'thas did nothing wrong

Illidan did nothing wrong

>Used to absolutely love Warcraft III when I was a kid even though I was bad at video games back then
>Decide to try it out now, figuring that I'm much better and there's not much that can go wrong
>Easy AI still kicks my ass
I forgot how much micro the game required.

they only did things wrong after blizzard mulched them for raid fodder.

Use towers. Especially if it's Reign of Chaos, tower creeping can go a long way.

Are you serious? I had a positive W/L ratio back in 2002 when I was 10 years old. Just order everyone to attack the same target and don't attack move.

wanna blow something up?

I'm thinking of buying WC3 ever since I saw that culling scene. Is still worth it?

I'M GOING
TO DIE

Yes, even if you never go online the main game has a 40-ish mission campaign and the expansion has around 30. And there's a fair number of well made custom campaigns as well if you go out looking.

yes. honestly one of the greatest games ever

>Losing vs Easy AI
Seek help, user.

Locked and loaded!

yes m'lord

the campaigns for roc and tft are great and the online is still up and semi-active. even if you don't want to play online there's tons of custom maps and campaigns you can play solo and regular games with bots.

It's definitely worth it, even if it's just for the campaign

its like pretending to be good at a notoriously hard skill cap game

in 2002 no one knew how to play the game and you remember it in a much more positive way

going on arena now will get you nowhere if you didnt play seriously for the last 10 years

>tfw I played Human and could beat some 180+APM people with towers, invisibility, AOE harassment and siege engines

The army limit made the game impossible in the last level

Yes, I remember how nobody to this day was able to beat the last mission.

just
spam
hippos

mass dryads and towers

>tfw your RTS units are rude to you
>fucking vultures why can't you be more like Acolytes

Well, I've just won against a normal AI as undead by going fiends, wyrms and necrowagon backup. I guess that's something already.

AI is really dumb in this game its like when they try to micro units back they cant decide if to micro it back or send it back to fight. I've won games vs Insane AI without losing a single unit just by rushing with mass huntresses or fiends (if skele deaths do not count).

I've only finished the human alliance campaign for the first time about a month ago, still have to start the undead campaign but keep forgetting about it.

UD campaign is pretty boring early on. There's a level where you have to kill and raze a ton of stuff with nothing but ghouls and meatwagons unlocked.

At least you are improving I guess.

The AI always knows where everything on the map is at all times and bases its movements on that so if you move in a really weird way you can force it to run around in circles.

basically this undead campaign won't be enjoyable until misson 6 Blackrock and Roll

RoCUndead is easily the weakest of the campaigns

>The AI always knows where everything on the map is at all times and bases its movements on that so if you move in a really weird way you can force it to run around in circles.
Proof? I remember the AI checking creep camps that were already cleared. So I would like to know if the AI actually does cheat like that.

>tfw still not done the final TFT mission

If I spend too long attacking the side armies, Illidan gets the 4th base. If I try to stop Illidan I get overwhelmed

Glad you could make it, Uther.

Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the prince, but I'm still your superior as a paladin!

I have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!

Oh no... we're too late... these people have been infected...

They may look fine now, but it's just a matter of time before they turn into the undead.

This entire city must be purged.

Russian VA > English

Fite me

untill it turned out they didn't do anything wrong again.
until kael went and did stuff wrong..again

this some blizz shilling i definately can get behind, go for it lad, out of interest i booted up the online yesterday, had a blast, some games still have a surprisingly active community still too.

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Uther: Glad I could make it, Arthas.

Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you're still my superior as a paladin.

Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there's something about the plague I should know. ...Oh no, it's already begun. These people may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!

Arthas: What?!

Uther: This entire city must be purged.

Arthas: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.

Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!

Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.

Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.

Arthas: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Uther?

Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.

Jaina: Uther! He can't just--

Uther: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you... get out of his sight.

Arthas: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.

Jaina: ...Arthas?

Arthas: I'm sorry, Jaina. You can't watch me do this.

>dont attack move
what in the fuck, ALWAYS a-move

nope only want 1 dryad but druids of the claw is what wins the day

...

that's amazing

Every time you read this, someone reinstalls

>ever deinstalling
I'm disappointed, user.

>"I laugh in the face of danger! Ha ha HA HA HA HA!"
>pick up 8 of my guys, 3 heroes included
>zepplin is attack by an enemy gryffon rider
>above water
>it exploded
>everyone dies
>lose the game because of that

YEEE HUHU YEEE HAHAHA

>host maul map
>be red
>use kickhack to kick orange player at the start of the game so I can have double the spawns
Good times

>no escort
you asked for this

I don't remember his name but there's a guy on youtube who does a shitton of WC3 videos and he shows you how to fuck with the AI. If you don't care about that just turn on the reveal map cheat and see how weirdly they move around the map and experiment with it.

>play the Friends map where you spawn together with a team mate
>immediately militia rush him to "fast expand" into his gold mine

all of my others unit were busy, but yeah,i fucked up.

youtu.be/xqWJNu-IllU?t=30s

FunnyWarcraft3?

FUCK OFF REDDIT
THE JOKE WAS MILDLY AMUSING THE FIRST TIME AND NOT AT ALL AFTER

REDDIT WHY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, COMEDY IS SURPRISE. SAYING THE JOKE REPEATEDLY MAKES IT LESS FUNNY.
LEAVE. GO AWAY

fuck off, dipshit
it's been copypasta forever now

>deinstall
uninstall yourself mate

No, you fuck off, repeatedly posting the same fucking thing is not funny and hasn't been since desu (and it was barely even funny then). There's no inherent humor to the joke, it's just the same fucking Redditors spamming the same thing over and over.
Go back.

FOR KHAZ MODAN

This copypasta (that is, the original reverse roles one) existed long before Reddit or before you came stumbling in here. Fuck off with your autism.

>If you don't care about that just turn on the reveal map cheat and see how weirdly they move around the map and experiment with it.
You do realize that this proves nothing, right? Revealing the map with cheats will reveal it for the AI too and that's why it behaves that way. Just like increasing build speed will do so for the AI too. This doesn't mean that the AI cheats.

here's another thing that existed before Reddit

Copypasta actually has to be funny to be worth spamming, you fucking nigger.
You aren't funny, stop forcing your shit meme. Go back to the Reddit if you want to be in an environment where people tolerate the same unfunny joke over and over and over.

>trollface

I know you're just pretending to be pretending to be retarded, but here's what actually existed before Reddit

Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the Reddit heir, but I am still your superior as an oldfag.

>Stop liking what I don't like! REEEEEEE
This copypasta will never not be funny. Fuck off.

the classic Reddit mindset, trying extremely hard to fit in while spamming unfunny jokes
You will never belong here, just so you know. Discuss the game or leave the site

remove yourself from thine non paint based image reaction

Kael was a villain from day one of BC and never stopped

I'm sorry, user. I can't watch you do this.

b-but illidan is a gud goy

What if she stayed with Arthas during the purge and supported him?

but she didnt

Why does this song cause me so much pain and grief? It hurts my soul
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because you're a FAGGOT