Don't mind me, just pirating this handbag

don't mind me, just pirating this handbag

>implying publishers are people

I only pirate games from shitty AAA companys to check out how bad they are.

looks like the mental gymnastic already started

Why didn't he just have sex with her?

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(you)

>You wake up with the ability to pirate physical objects
wwyd?

Because they wanted to add some plot before mindless fucking.

It's a lot more effort to seduce a woman and there's no guarantee that she would give her bag to him afterward anyway.

Not paying for sex is illegal too. You either have to pay for her services, or buy her expensive jewelry, clothes, a car and shit.

I wish I could pirate women.

>don't mind me, just pirating this original character

MASAKA!

Technically corporations are treated as a separate entity and are legally treated and taxed as another person so legally they *are* people

>Thinks pirating is okay
>Can't even spell
Like pottery

I feel like this is part of a porno.

We've lost the shill war. Sup Forums is laughing at us.

>Don't mind me just pirating this virginity

>don't mind me, just pirating this martini!

...

Pirating is more like making an exact copy of that handbag and then removing all the garbage anti theft mechanisms that hurt more consumers than pirates

which was only a thing after it got pushed by bankers and corporate owners in america so they wouldn't have to pay more taxes.

Does EA pay you good?

Buy literally anything and then make a million copies of it? Make a million perfect copies of a twenty dollar bill?

Sir, we would like you to follow us in that black van.

But that would crash the economy and make them worthless

Also why bother with cash when you could just pirate what you want?

useless in larger quantities considering all of the notes have same serial code on it.

>implying that slut is a virgin

HAHA BUT WHICH BLACK VAN IS IT? WHICH OF THE MILLION COPIES OF YOUR BLACK VAN AM I IN NOW?

>any other board
>make joke about piracy
>everybody chuckles and adds onto it

>Sup Forums
>make joke about piracy
>ACTUALLY IT'S MORE LIKE MAKING A COPY OF IT WHAT YOU POSTED IS STEALING WHICH PIRACY IS NOT

>Corporations are taxed like people, so they are people

That's like saying "both dogs and humans eat food, therefore dogs are humans"

I never said I would share.

>food analogy
check

After I make my guess, do all the black vans except for 2 open up to reveal they are empty, and I get asked if I want to change my guess?

Because on every other board shit costs more. Or are you one of those people who can't live without ten $60 games every week?

Sup Forums has more underage posters than any other board

No you get run over while I escape in one of the vans.

Public property is also protected by law like people, so legally that bench in your local park is a person with human rights.

Why not post a picture of someone counterfeiting money? That would be closer to accurate at least.

Those are usually pro-piracy for obvious reasons.

Can you put a corporation to jail? No, then they're not people.
But i approve your point of view, legally speaking they're treated like a person and it's part of what's wrong with society.

don't mind me, just pirating this thread

>make a million perfect copies of a twenty dollar bill
is this bait

fucking keynesians

Rolling.

>Go to grocery store
>Eat loose grapes
>Employee approaches
>"Excuse me sir, you have to pay for those"
>mfw the grapes are still on the shelf bin thing

The perfect crime

>buycucks are at it again

Underaged people don't understand jokes

rolllllll

yey

She looks like she can afford the loss. Fuck her.

I hope for someone kind.

hit me!

I mean I just intend to use counterfeit money. Never said it was really a good plan but at least theyll only capture a perfect copy of me if they come looking.

Which personality is the pirate personality?

Whoa, another roll.

werebat a qt

Roll get

they're mad were playing Nier for free.

They won't see the impact if only one person does it.
Plus with $20 bills he couldn't afford large sum since it would require to pay with too many copies of the same bill.

Aw shit, let's do this

fuck this

rollans

totally would but I'd keep it secret

>pirate a can of petrol
>pirate food
>pirate money

It's a bad idea to pirate money sempai. Copies will have same bank numbers. They'll catch you fast.

Food analogy

Hey, anti-piratefags, can I assume you also purchase music?

>food analogy

Of course. Why would you not support your favorite artists? Why would you not support your favorite game devs?

Pirate Bitcoins.

ISTJ/ESTP

> tfw INFP

>Music fans support their bands by going to local gigs and buying t-shirts
>Vidya fans have no way to support games besides day one preorders plus DLC and NFC toys because buying second hand is just as "harmful" as piracy

Shit sucks, I'd rather just donate directly to the devs desu

I imagine they get plenty of support as is, so they can do without me.

And if they can't, fuck em. Let them go bankrupt and stop making games. Someone else will come along.

Also, I don't have a favourite developer. There is no one company that constantly makes good games.

You'll never get me to pay for video games I can get for free with no hassle and no trouble.
>Take $$$ I was gonna use on vidya
>Put in vacation savings and car down payment

>"same bank numbers"
only on paper money, fampai, coins don't have that shit, at least the euro currency doesn't have.

You only have to copy tons of 2€ coins and bring them to bank and you can turn that into legitimate money

>can of petrol

Do you currently live in the 1940s?

reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

because he isn't a muslim refugee

>Vidya fans have no way to support games besides day one preorders plus DLC and NFC toys because buying second hand is just as "harmful" as piracy
Or..... you can just buy a game....... after it comes out.......

>My one purchase/pirate doesn't matter
>Everyone else will take care of it
Not if everyone does the same thing you do.

I bet you don't believe in voting either faggot

Would you pirate a meme?

So is it actually the chuuni/Disney Princess personality? It sounds pretty unreal.

Just pirating this movie

Yeah but then it's heavily discounted and only the opening week really matters.

I REALLY like this meme. I'm going to post it on r/Sup Forums right NOW.

>pirate a can of petrol
>have shitton of empty cans as a result
It's like playing games that have a "trash" item.

>My one purchase/pirate doesn't matter
>Everyone else will take care of it

>things I didn't say

I made sure not to use big words, so that you could understand my post, but I guess it was in vain.

I'd like to think not but I guess it's hard to be objective about yourself...

Pirate a car