"brb"

>"brb"
>doesn't come back

Which devilish acts have you done in online vidya?

>brb
>back


>g2g
>nvm

> gg ez
> It was actually very difficult and I won only because of luck

SOMEBODY LOCK ME UP

was sent nudes

>didnt send any back

>gg ez
>we lost
AIE CARUMBA

I dunno who that character is but I'd fuck it.

>check your PMs
>didnt send anything

>Tell a guy to add me if he wants to play some more
>DONT ACCEPT HIS FRIEND REQUEST

>Offered free Hunie Pop codes to the server
>Didn't have codes
>Don't even own the game myself

>brb
>keep listening to conversation and mute the mic

>Win Rocket League game by 1 goal after a massive struggle
>gg ez win
NOT EVEN THE JORKER CAN COMPARE TO ME

>instigate a fight
>report others for replying

I feed on your tears.

>steamroll enemy team
>"gg close"
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Do not turn the game off while this indicator is showing
>Turned it off anyways

>archeage
>create maximum glass cannon with lots of escape build
>two shot PK and because of infinite teleport I get back to resurrection statute that grant immunity to any damage around it in mere seconds
>angry mob is standing next to me waiting to kill me when I leave immunity zone
>log off

>playing MMO
>enter trade chat
>"first to message me gets free X"
>don't reply to any of the bites I get
trade griefing in general is god tier, especially in warframe because it's 100% spergs

I'm the king of accidental devil acts
>underleveled in Wakfu
>the guild bois take me anyway
>ok user, this is a really gimmicky dungeon, do exactly what we say
>misclick
>fuck up
>team leader says it's fine, gives us all another key
>don't fuck up this time
>get to boss who drops 1 epic per group (if he drops it at all)
>middle of fight, disconnect thanks to pc
>reconnect a few hours later
>everyone bitching at me
>I got the epic

This is some kind of pony thing, isn't it?

>Getting massive train of people following me in Runescape to get my free shit
>Take them on a roundabout tour for 20 minutes
>"Oh, once we reach the destination I'll be giving it all out"
>Log off

meant to attach image, guess I'll post more
>advertise that I'm selling a very rare high demand item for a very low price
>get reply
>tell him 1 sec
>tell him that I received a better offer unless he can pay [way above average] for it
>he does

>someone sais "selling junk pm for list"
>pm him
>it's all garbage
>gets mad when I tell him

Told people I was playing badly because of lag
I WASN'T THO HA

>guy wants to duel in runescape
>tell him I'll get my main, I'm on a skilling alt
>log out
>don't come back

>playing on a minecraft server with auctions
>craft anvil
>sell "Diamond Pickaxe" on auction
>someone buys it for a shitload
>it was a renamed dirt block

>hack in soldier front 2
>give myself dual explosive ballistica knives
>constantly explode enemies, occasionally teammates and myself
>got hundreds of thousands of coins and an high KDR
>stopped hacking as soon as the devs got better anti-hack software
>never got banned

>say gg
>it wasn't gg
>it was bg

>team starts slacking, feeding enemy with kills despite my efforts to get them to group up
>sit in spawn with sit emote and say Hello to everyone who respawns

>go on server with 3 friends
>votekick random people
>vote is almost always guaranteed to go through because friends always vote yes

>Press any button to start
>Press the power button

>Playing GW2 with a friend
>Join people selling Arah paths
>Vote kick them

WOOOOOOW

>Cheat when KF1 released to get level 6 with every perk
>Tripwire resets everyone's stats cause the majority of the community did the same and says they'll ban repeat offenders
>Do it again
>Never banned

Whenever I finish a long set in a fighting game I feel the need to give my opponent a little compliment as a small token of respect. Even when I obliterate them.

Sometimes it's hard to find something genuine to compliment and I flat out make something up. "Oh that one counter hit combo after x was nice, never seen that" when I've seen it a thousand times already or something. Or something that barely fucking qualifies as a compliment like "man you would not let me land a single throw, contested every time I walked up" as if the fact that you're mashing jab 24/7 is doing you any favors

Thats good tho