Anyone got to try the Crash remaster demo at your local Gamestop?

Anyone got to try the Crash remaster demo at your local Gamestop?

They kicked me out before I could finish after I dropped trou to furiously jerk it to Tawna.

WHOA

Spoiler alert: it plays like the original

What does the N on Cortex's head stand for?

Neo

NIgger

whoa

whoa

whoa

whoa

>"mama luigi laugh intensities."

Nerd. It's canon.

Freakin' Sweet Lois

JULIEN

That's the idea

Why he got a hole through his gut?

PETAH, WE'RE IN CRASH BANDICOOT!

lois lois lois

this game's for n words turn it off

ITS!! 8!!!!!!

I mean I'm no doctor

I would love to curl up inside Tawna's warm motherly pouch

bandicoots have pouches?

that's worrying

not crash

I wonder what makes unfuckable nerds post this sort of shit

>curl up inside
>motherly pooch
>posts pictures of furry characters in 20s whore attire

I mean, are you really at rock bottom on the absolute unfuckable scale, or are you joking? Surely there's someone who will never feel a human being's love for every fetish, but to combine so many in a single sentence... I have to wonder if it's facetious

>I mean, are you really at rock bottom on the absolute unfuckable scale, or are you joking?
no.. im being 100% serious I want to curl up in an imaginary female anthropomorphic marsupial's pouch
like for real... 100% serious

Reminder that one of those has Jimmy Neutron's voice

>bandicoots have pouches?
of course they do, they are marsupials
but unlike Kangaroos, a Bandicoot's pouch faces out from the rear

who?

Cocko Bandicooch

no, who's jimmy neutron

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The original (i.e. Crash 1) has horrible, floaty controls tho.

they werent floaty, they were stiff and punishing

a cartoon from nickelodeon

HEY ALBERT

WASSUP FAGGOT

More like it's gonna play like Wrath of Cortex

I've just been playing the originals on my psp instead.

So pretty close but obviously not as good?

Ihad no idea this was a thing.

woah

why are you even on Sup Forums

Niggerkiller

Super powered mind.

Mechanical canine ARF ARF

It's 2017 user let it go.

I did, Crash controls very differently than the originals. Not in an inherently bad way, but it is absolutely different. Found myself taking a lot of deaths while trying to speed run through levels I've played a thousand times because the jumps feel a bit off. Will take some getting use to

Marsupials, you fucking moron.

i don't listen to hip hop

GOTTA BLAST.

Rescues the day from sure bubstuction.

N

haha

>no psn demo

dropped

GET OUT OF HERE
I AM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM.

fuck that normalfags can't come here and shame us

This is the ultimate red flag. It's pre damage control. It's a WE KNOW ITS SHIT SO WE ARENT GOING TO RELEASE A DEMO VERSION THATLL MAKE PEOPLE CANCEL THEIR PRE ORDER

FOOLISH SAMURAI

NOW YOU'LL GO BACK TO THE PAST

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

No they were floaty as fuck. Crash kept moving after you stopped pressing the button.

the things I do for love

STUPID DOG

YOU MAKIN' ME GAY

stop fucking me

OoOoOo

I consent!

KempferZero is too good for this ded game

>Furry crying that someone is bullying him on Sup Forums
>Where your furshit is banned by GLOBAL RULE 3
I'm sure there's a sub reddit for people like you to make pretend online friends since you clearly have none

Does he not let people post his stuff elsewhere or something? All e621 has is Nitro copycats.

The remaster will either make it or break it for the series. If the reception of the game is favored, positive and sells well, then the series will most likely continue (how it'll continue is the question, I suppose a reboot would be more fitting). If the opposite occur, the series will be discontinues for a long time and perhaps in the future be up for another go.

>(how it'll continue is the question, I suppose a reboot would be more fitting)


direct follow up to CTR would be a high priority.

Its that time again isnt it

you FUCKIN BASTARRRD

It's not an N, it's a shit skin stain

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no he didn't you tripple nigger, you damn fucking lying kike, you ass eating chink.
Fucking neck yourself.

Considering there's a made demo for GameStop I'm assuming it'll go on PSN at one point. Probably e3, which is a couple weeks before release, and Sony has a tradition of having a "DEMO ON PSN RIGHT NOW" announcmemt in thier presentations.

>the controls are bad
>no u

It's practically another couple of months til release, they'll put one up soon. Gravity Rush 2 didn't get it until a couple of weeks til it came out.

Ever want to be vored by a tuba frog's tuba?

>Vore as a verb

Fuck outta here.

Still can't figure out if he was being serious or just trolling like Julian's glass eye...

He said he's serious but no one ever believes him.

Nice Oney art.

It's a rotated Z

No one can really read his tone.

They do. Guess you just like it and don't notice after the first few levels. I disliked it at first too.

Julian

>bandicoot women

THE SOURCE OF MY LATENT FURRY FETISH

It was a post here a couple of Friday's ago when he did a Q&A. There was no tone, unless you mean metaphorically.

So what does new coco look like?
I gots to know.

How many AAA games these days actually have free demos? Did you honestly expect this one to?

He just wants a bunch of obese gay frogs to play tuba for him what is the problem?

Wtf i love Crash Bandicoot now

>Crash 1
>Coco

fuck outta there

Bitch the new game has all three, coco is gonna be there.
Oh god.
It's going to have an updated version of the fucking water ski levels.
I take back everything, abort.

Those levels were good, fuck you

>Trilogy

They were bullshit and you know it.
The only reason coco was a decent playable character was the fucking great wall levels, cause man they rocked.

>They were bullshit
t. bad kid

Why is Matt always so loud?

You're so mean, user.

he's a brat

Here's some conversation 101:
X was bullshit, because

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If you had a tiny Hitler, would you have sex with a clone of your friend's girlfriend?

I would bully her if she had all the memories of Homer Simspon.

What episode?