What do you guys think about this game?
What do you guys think about this game?
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walking simulator
>game
I like the girl
it was ok, but i got mad at the ending, everything was pointed to some twist or supernatural shit or something crazy. but nope.
Fuck that ending
>nothing really happens: the game
>"game" starts with a bunch of choices that don't matter, painted by an incredibly forced sob story
>both the guy and the girl constantly talk in sarcastic quips like you see with all terribly written sitcoms these days
>literal walking simulator
>horrible ending, no replayability
>the point is that video games are dumb and you shouldn't expect cool or crazy things to happen in real life stupid.
>thank you for the money
>think you're getting caught up in some secret government experiment
>lol nah it's just some guy that's been living in the park cause his son died
>reject all her advances and stay true to my wife
>game still goes forward with the exact same story as if I flirted with her every time
literally the brothers karamozov of video game writing
It's shit and you can hardly call it a game.
DUDE DRUNK TEENAGERS LMAO
The story with the prepper dad and his son was crazy though.
I call those "holodeck games".
Games that don't feel comfortable where they are right now, but instead are just blueprints for technology thats yet to come.
>walking simulators
>flight/racing sims
>"immersive" rpgs like skyrim
Everything that ultimately would thrive in a holodeck scenario and its current iteration, is just a test run. Can't say the same for many other games that rely on actual gameplay that isnt supposed to be "immersive". Like Bayonetta or Disgaea.
Oh yeah. What I mean to say is that they're shit and not worth playing. Sorry but I wont pay you for your test runs.
Shit "game" with a worthless story. Get pic related for a better outdoorsy game teaching us that not all leafs are fucking faggot, latte slurping cucks.
spbp
Have fun clicking on a million drawers just to have a loading bar.
honestly the only survival game i can properly stomach is subnautica. there's a very thin like between survival and busiwork and the long dark just feels like busiwork and chores.
I like turtles.
Oh boy, Firewatch. The story of a wimpy, fat loser that ran away from his dying wife to get bothered over a radio every fucking day by an attention-whoring slut that loves nothing more than friend-zoning virgin fedora lovers like you. Along the way you find a dead kid's body in a cave. The forest burns down. The end.
Great summary buddy. Can you do one for Hamlet too?
But don't you feel fucking euphoric when you realize you're pressing buttons to watch a mediocre lifetime channel movie and not a mediocre syfy channel movie?
video games are art now
no you dont because thats a tortoise
julia was cute, couldn't see her face so I used my imagination
I bought 20 copies of this game just to support the devs, they litearlly lived like pigs while making this game and sacrificed so much.
$20 is nothing compared to what they've gone through, that money is literally like eating 2 pizzas.
WTF I LOVE WALKING SIMS NOW
Literally nothing.
Are millennials the worst generation?
I went in with low expectations and enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm a sucker for star-crossed lovers though
Reminder that they had a paid marketing team. It was right in the credits. I remember a dozen threads popping up about it in the catalog when it was just released.
The protag having Wreck it Ralph hands killed the drama.
Not a game.
>Wreck it Ralph
*Team Fortress.