You hear a knock on your door and you open it.
Phil Fish is standing there and he starts to mock you.
What do you do?
You hear a knock on your door and you open it
Andrew Mitchell
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Jaxon King
Close the door
Zachary Nguyen
flip the level around so he gets trapped behind the door
Caleb Price
ask him how his career is going
Robert Brown
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Kevin Gray
when did you grow up and realize he was right all along?
James Jackson
what Phil Fish's real name?
Jayden Robinson
Phillet-O-Fish
Levi Price
Stand there and take it
I deserve it...
Charles Torres
[internally regrets moving to Montreal]
Probably invite him in for cold-pressed juice and talk about David Foster Wallace until he takes a nap on my turquoise L-shaped sofa.
Tyler Ward
Too many years of shitposting and now any time I open a door I can't help but get on the floor
Cooper Adams
What a terrible city
Camden Butler
You started a career in Montreal and I couldn't. Yes, am jelly. Get off my property.
Logan Hall
Suck his dick.
Choke on it.
Aiden Roberts
Toss him into Lake Ontario so he can swim back to his disgusting home province.
Andrew Edwards
>starts to mock me
I let him go until he folds his arms and asks me if I "have anything to say about that"
Then I do a BertStare.jpg and flatly say "I only played Fez for literally an hour at most because puzzles are fucking gay" and quietly shut the door
Adrian Reed
>started a career
he got government funding for that piece of shit game, he didn't start shit
Jaxon Williams
K well his game was really good, if nothing else.
Jeremiah Williams
Pull him inside and lock him in my garage. I would chain him to the middle of the room and leave him there to die.
Liam Sanders
You hear a knock on your door and you open it.
Phil Fish is on the floor and he walks the dinosaur.
What do you do?
Jordan Kelly
Post mfw I'm not Phil Fish.
Benjamin Baker
Why is there 2 threads about this hipster fucker right now on Sup Forums?
Luis Cook
Invite him into my house. Serve him a drink but whilst he's ranting about how much of a retard, I'm putting a special tablet in his drink. He falls asleep and wakes up in my garage tied up.
I will now dress him up in Waifu cosplay for shitposting purposes.
Christopher Bell
you can be right and still be an absolute asshole at the same time
Tyler Powell
Who?
Levi Rivera
Jackson Walker
Bid him farewell while thanking him for all the fish.
Jeremiah Howard
Trap him into my shit den and force him to make Fez 2, and he can't come out until it's at least 3x as good as Fez 1
Gavin Reyes
>Phil Fish
>Philf ish
>PhILF
>Phil I'd Like to Fuck
Ethan Murphy
I'd tell him QR scanning something is not a puzzle and tell him to go bother Blow or Disasterpeace for money.
Ryan Howard
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Blake Watson
why does he make this stupid fucking face?
Juan Nelson
top tier
Cooper Robinson
Release the hounds.
Benjamin Ross
tell him canada will be nuked as a show of power to USA from their enemy if a nuclear war ever breaks out and cities in quebec would be the prime targets because literally no one gives a fuck about them other than themselves
Mason Watson
Whip out my erect penis and fire a generous amount of semen into his beard, causing him to run away in shame.
Liam Foster
I ask him when he's going to make the next Meat Boy game.