That player that ironically races with the Mercedes and stupid tires and wins the race just to make fun if the others

>That player that ironically races with the Mercedes and stupid tires and wins the race just to make fun if the others

that player is me

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I'm a little nervous

do you think children that grew up with MK8 will buy a Mercedes?

DRIVING AROUND IN A STATUS SYMBOL

I ride the mercedes unironically
but nobody believes me

Wait, there are real car brands in Mario kart now?

Yes it's fucking stupid

>Not using Roy w/Mercedes
Pitbull mode or bust

>americans think mercedes is some high class car

>every country bumpkin in europe drives one, its considered a poor people's car

what did the us of a mean by this

>poor people's car

Not always. Buying Merc in Europe is not that cheap.

I drive the silver arrow unironically just because of the sounds it makes

Is choosing the Mercedes some sort of meme?

Also
>Not choosing the goofiest, most retarded cosmetic option when given the chance

I bet you don't even run around as a white haired seminaked brazilian slut in Saints Row

What isn't considered a poor persons car in Europe?

>car is more affordable where it is produced
>more people drive it

How many people in Europe drive Cadillac or Lincoln?

>inb4 "American luxury cars suk lol!"

So do I.
also using black yoshi in the black benz for that nig value

Mercedes aren't cheap anywhere, they're just seen as gaudy douche cars.

Is the Mercedes slow? Is there some tier list for vehicles in MK8?

What a shame

>Arabs by expensive cars to flex their oil sheikh money
>Fancy cars are abundant in Europe

My almonds have activated.

Some pieces do seem to have more attribute points but I don't think anything is guaranteed best parts. Just pick what you drive best with

In America it's considered high class just to own a relatively new car. If you're driving a car made more recently than 1997 you are high class.

Then what's high class? BMW, the black man wagon? Maserati, the chinatown slumlord mobile?

>inb4 "American luxury cars suk lol!"
Saying 'inb4' doesn't make it any less true

I thought you were joking and that those were shops, but then I saw this

youtube.com/watch?v=abOnJoz85UY

The fuck, since when does Nintendo deals with other trademarks outside vidya stuff?

You're only about three years late to the party.

>Driving a car made in 2001 means you are high class
>in 2017

My last mariokart was the DS one. Yes, I'm quite late.

Nintendo are Jews goy

Skoda

Dude
mariowiki.com/Costume_Mario
They have a lot of shit

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because American base model mercedes/bmw/audi aren’t penalty boxes although entry level mercs and their suvs aside the g class are garbage.

There is even a skin of Hello fucking Kitty.

>the cobalt ss is high class

>tfw /o/ slips into other boards

>he's serious

>that team that ironically dresses in the ugliest armor to make the enemy team mad
That team is mine

Why couldn't they have added Realistic Mario from the commercial

I use the fancy car with fancy wheels and play Donkey Kong because I think it's funny.

It's like a monkey in a suit, I don't know why but I just find it hilarious.

literally proving the point and dodging the question.

I WANNA BE A STAR

The american high end is messed with by the fact that trucks and muscle/high performance vehicles are actually fun/useful. There are plenty of ways to blow cash on a car in America. Your cool cars are daily drivers over here.
Tl;dr I want you out of my country by tomorrow morning

pikmin had a lot

Are u me?

Every suit from Halo in 343i artstyle looks like dogshit.

>not black shy guy with mercedez and gold tires
Niggas don't know how to pimp til I show them

The GLA is in the fastest Ground Speed tier, but I've heard it's better to put your stats into Mini-Turbo in Deluxe.

Why blow money on a merc when you can get this puppy for 30k?

It's a status symbol because it's expensive, which means having one implies you're well-off, like buying designer clothes.

t. America

>wanting a highlighter with a face going through a windtunnel
Ugly as shit

I miss the CLK GTR

I prefer spend money buying an Avant, I like to travel with more than one people

>not wanting your car designed in a wind tunnel

What kind of backwards bumfuck area are you living in.

>My 2007 Honda Crv is high class

Kek

Pikmin did it well too

>Tfw I could not give any less of a shit about this kind of stuff
>I just go "oh that's dumb" and join in on the black Shy Guy shenanigans

That fucking 1930's race car is cool as hell and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

You whiny bitches don't know shit about dumb product placement, I remember getting that TMNT game on NES for christmas where every fucking screen had PIZZA HUT like twenty times

>that guy who mastered tilt controls and wrecks everyone's shit