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Oh yes...very good!....very hysterical and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of Amy Schumer I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little jew before the shilling my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of Sarah Silverman my dear....ah yes....let me guess...Colbert for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for shill...sssssnnnnnnniiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well Jon Stewart......hmmm....that autism is quite noticeable....yes.....tumblr and Sup Forums I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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great thread faggot. the mods here suck dick.

>you will never find the person who wrote this and beat them within an inch of their life

TWO FUCKING SCOOPS

TWO

FUCKING

SCOOPS

GGRRRRVVVVRVRRUUUUUUUMMMPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

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I hate American politics. I really, really do.

Isn't this Sup Forums? I guess it doesn't matter

Continue doing God's work OP, we're proud of you.

>it's an Amerifag """""""politics""""""" episode

nice amerifag burger mascot you posted there

sniff me

Ahoy Reddit

>not posting lewd wendys
Literally kill yourself. Or post lewd Wendy's. I love when she sticks her fat ass out.

HA?
TWO SCOOPEWS?
HIM WONG TWO?
GET?
HA
DRRRRRRRRRUMPF

Smells like dog.

Who is best pone and why is it Rarity?

CUNNYVERSE

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

what did he mean by this?

Switch middle Colbert with bottom

Here we go.

smells like no benis

Adam is.

You don't actually have political views, you just like to shitpost both on and offline because you're human garbage.

Video games. Get bent, losers.

You forgot to disguise your thread as a thinly veiled porn thread. Now it's gonna get deleted for sure!

she's white

what is with Sup Forums and fart fetish

What's this meme about Trump and icecream?

Why does Sup Forums have such a high opinion on itself despite being one of the top 3 worst boards on this site?

He gets two scoops of ice cream.

That's two times as many ones.

And that's terrible.

Sup Forums is made up mostly of shitposters, so any time a thicc/ass thread comes up there's always fartposting memers.

Trump had a dinner with some media whatever or something I don't care to remember, and he had two scoops of ice cream for himself while everyone else had just one.
It's not a big deal at all, but it's a nice little unintended metaphor for his own wishes.

Fug glumpf

Trump got two scoops of icecream while everyone else got one and media got outraged.

How this thread is still up is beyond me.

On Sup Forums they deleted Samurai Jack threads instantly, and those were infinitely more on topic than this fucking garbage.

Mods need to do their fucking jobs.

SCRUMP

Do Americans forget they're the ones who elected this guy or what?

>but it's a nice little unintended metaphor for his own wishes.
in the minds of deluded libtards

>tfw unironically laughing like a retard at Colbertposting

The media is the "resistance" against Trump.

Basically, the establishment thinks they are the outsiders fighting for the rights of the everyman against a populist fighting for the rights of the everyman.

>Americans
A quarter of them at best. Trump didn't even win the popular vote in the election. Electoral college makes it so that 4 or 5 bumfuck states decide the entire thing.

Do you even know the man? Have you been paying even one iota of attention?
Or have you been stuck in your safe space for so long that you don't know of anything other than propaganda?

FUCK BLOMPF

ITS HER TURN!!!!

Sup Forums janitors are literally autistic and only live to suck Sup Forums cock. Well adjusted indi/v/iduals don't actually moderate Sup Forums if the thread interests them

>mfw Trump gets two scoops of ice cream

heh, in that sense blumpf really was btfo....

BERUMPHAPLUMPH BTFO!

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>mods do their job
>FUCKING AUTISTS

fuck off, I'd take Sup Forums mods over the nonexistant Sup Forums mods any day.

Best thread on Sup Forums right now

Yeah, good thing

Is this the hot new Sup Forums meme?

Sup Forums

I saw a man give up his comfy billionaire life to be berated and slandered to lead a country that he loves into something greater.

You know, i never would have guessed brap posting would ever merge with blimpf posting.

Better that the most populated area of the United States gets to decide the election rather than the coasts. The Rust Belt is the middle ground between the rural areas and the urban areas.

I hope the mods shows up soon. specially now that samurai jack airs today.
There will be loads of shitpost about "what are some games about the latest episode of samurai jack?"

Trump is sinking like the Titanic and none of you can possibly handle it so you'll scream and meme until the world ends.

Even after he's gone, you'll endlessly post "Trump did nothing wrong" threads until your pea brains forget this whole debacle and you move onto the next forced meme.

You're all pathetic.

You believe anything he tells you because you are WEAK.

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You clearly don't understand how the electoral college works. Educate yourself before you lecture people online.

Well no shit, it's their fucking job you dolt

>tfe Sup Forums used to just be a shtposting front for Sup Forums
>now its just the entry board for normalfags

8 more years, honey

Sup Forums and Sup Forums. The ones I've seen hit Sup Forums are far better than... whatever that was...