Attack on Titan - Humanity in Chains

I played this game. Ask me anything.

.cia when?

Sometimes it feels like I've wet myself but it's just my body warming up unexpectedly. Have you experienced anything like this? It's freaking me out.

Go back to /hbg/.

No.

I'm thinking of buying a bad dragon dildo. Medium size with medium firmness.
What dildo shape should I roll with?

I don't care. Ask me something about the game.

Actual OP here, fuck dragons man. You need more excitement, like a lion dick.

I am OP and you are an imposter.

Stop fucking with my thread, you fags.
I'm trying to attention whore here.

Did you have fun?

Fenrir

Not really. I don't think there's been a good AoT yet.

Shame. It seems like the kind of thing that would lend itself really well to games.

Yes. It's not a good game, but I'm a big AOT fan and enjoyed slaying titans.

Stop pretending to be me.

Any good Ymir/Historia moments?

Yeah, but they're mostly just whoring out the license with cheap handheld games.
The only "full" game was the Musou game on console and unsurprisingly, it was yet another standard Musou game.

No, I think Ymir is not even in the game at all.

How much Sasha does it have?

None.

There are but you have to play other character routes before getting to them.

Who needs that when you have Mikasa?

A lot. But she's all about food in this game.

There was a really misleading mission where there are dying soldiers on the ground and you think you have to save them before the titans invade, but you actually just have to find and collect potatoes. The game doesn't even tell you this.

Stop lying to people.

>there are dying soldiers on the ground and you think you have to save them before the titans invade, but you actually just have to find and collect potatoes
You can't make this shit up.

Will the real slim OP please stand up?

Because she's best girl. You know and I know it.

No.

It's Sasha's second mission and called "We can raise cows if we win".

Not as funny as it sounds, I tried reviving all soldiers and failed countless times, then looked it up on the internet only to find out that this was not even what I was supposed to be doing.

manga games ayyy lmao

The ps4 AoT is actually a pretty great musou game

Do I get to have a threesome with Bert and Reiner?

shit taste desu