Can Sup Forums get laid?

Can Sup Forums get laid?

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this bitch always ends up kicking me out, never worked for me

Not a single girl on Earth (that isn't a literal whore) would let you kiss her in the mouth at your first date, this game is nonsense.

>kiss me, let's see what happens
"Your breath stinks"

FUCKING WOMAN

Why isn't there a rape option?

any chads here willing to give a tutorial to fucking her?

because not everyone are NEET betas like yourself

>let's make out and see what happens
"You're a creep"

Dating women is not this complicated unless they had some upper-middle class upbringing

Shaggyfag is that you?

> Congratulations! I'm impressed! Let's spend the evening together!
Watch and learn boyos

>Go out
>Eat
>Dance
>Check out the bathroom to see if there's something.
>"You just got here and you already have to use the bathroom? Maybe you should be
more prepared and go before you show up. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3. THE END"

>read poems
>dance
>take a walk
>go to the park
>walk back to the house
>go to the bathr--
WOOOOW NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM HUH MAYBE SHOW UP MORE PREPARED NEXT TIME

I've dated a whole lot of whores then.

>proud of self for passing what is basically impossible to fail

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unless you're black, it is in 2017

Then how come no one has ever said anything close to that to me irl

>hug
>kiss
>bitch likes it
>run fingers through hair
>she tells me we should go to another room
>go to bedroom
>NO

Fucking teasing bitch

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>all those flash dating sims you played in like 2005

where did the time go

h-haha you're such a b-beta user...

>no secret ending where you kill this vapid bitch

same thing keeps happening to me, indecisive whore

this game literally only caters to chads

I relate to this user.

Some dude spent hours and hours of his free time making weird 3D models of a fake chick for some stupid dating fantasy and filling it with cringeworthy dialogue and events that would never happen in real life. This game isn't for chads

down the drain bro

pretty sure a girl made this, and its her self insert

when you put it like that i see your point

Well, yes. You did.

>flirt with her
>get her to dance with me
>kiss her
>she's horny af
>game asks me if i'm over 18
>want to go to the bedroom
>she cockblocks me
>mfw

that's the opposite of what a whore is

gotta take her to dinner and shit first my nigger

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>too drunk to keep the date going
>doesn't rape her

im pretty sure the playable guy isn't black, silly user

Welcome to the current year

So is it actually possible to get laid in this, or do I have to download "Something's in the Air" and import my game? The date went really well but she only kissed me at the end of the night.

It's possible

You made me get genuinely sad, user.

You guys are losers. All you have to do is take her out to the dinner,musuem,then lingerie then bring her home.
You fucked up to art part and took her to the carnival I bet.

You don't even have to leave the house to get laid

This, what the fuck.
>Make her laugh and feel relaxed
>Set the mood with music
>Tells me jazz turns her on
>Kissing for a bit and start kissing her more
>Ask to excuse myself for just a moment
>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Act like a normal human being

>kiss her in living room after dinner
>get her in swim suit in the hot tub
>give massage
>try to make out with her
>EWW GET OUT LOSER

Bitch

oh shit, waddup

A VIRTUAL CHAD IS STILL A CHAD. OUT!

got laid twice

>and then she died because air bubbles from the hot tub went up her puss and into her heart


Good fucking job user youre going to prison

no, three times it seems

guess i did something right

she knew the risk

>mfw it was easier to see boobs or have my first kiss irl than seeing this bitch naked

this game doesn't fuck around

Ran fingers through hair and kisses her But won't get in the fucking hot tub with me?

I don't think the person who made this has had sex, ever.

>tfw it took me only my first attempt to let me see and touch her breasts
I should tell dirty poems more often.

>Tfw had a nice date and she wants to go out again but no sex

>leaving the house
Dude, you still get laid if you stayed home and went to the backyard only a couple of times

>ung ung
unga bunga

This is the only instance in my life where my knowledge of Selenography was useful.

>be funny
>take her out to eat and pay the bill
>go to amusement park
>you're a nice guy, but i'm not really feeling it, get kiss and end night

bitch

kek

>keep complimenting her during dinner
>it's hard to eat when you're blabbering so much.

fucking bitch

same, bitch had the gall to call it 6/10
yeah, cause you were such great company, you vapid cow, you get 0/10.

>take her to the beach
>she undresses
>"Maybe I should wear the dress to get back home"
>"Nah you look fine like that"
>she went home naked in the middle of the night while driving
What is wrong with this bitch?

that is true, but that's out of my own volition
I am waiting for that one and only to give my virginity to

and i'm still better at video games than you guys ;^)

Didn't get laid, but Got a 6 out of 10.
Better than I expected honestly.

Quickly, who did the art pieces in the museum?

>bitch gets naked in the bathtub
>touch her pussy
>sorry i don't feel like going all the way tonight

>you're nice
>too nice
>game over

what a fucking skank

t. eliot roger

What happens if you choose play rock-paper-scissors because it's such an obviously dumb choice I haven't even considered it

>We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

noobs

>Not a single girl on Earth (that isn't a literal whore) would let you kiss her in the mouth at your first date
No wonder this board reeks of virginity.

>6/10

Literally the fate of an orbiter. Fuck me

>get her stupid drunk at the bar
>bring her home
>THE END

fucking WHAT

>"You are too much of a nice guy, you creep me out"
*sips wine*
*asks bill to the waiter*
WELL, I WAS GOING TO PAY FOR OUR DINNER BUT SINCE APPARENTLY THAT WOULD BE "TOO NICE" FOR A FUCKING FRIGID CUNT LIKE YOU, I THINK I'LL PASS, YOU UNSUFFERABLE COCKSUCKING BITCH, I HOPE YOU YOU GET RAPED ON THE WAY HOME BY A GANG OF NIGGERS.

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>punch the guy trying to cop a feel at the club
>she's totally going to fuck me now
>teehee here's a kiss now get lost you beta

Farthest I've gotten is fingering her. Then she kicked me out and said to call later.

C U N T

>doesnt even wait until you pay for dinner to blow you off

she really is an idiot

you people don't seem to understand the concept of "being nice"

If you're overly nice, it certainly is creepy to anybody out there. We all know, every single human being in this planet has a little asshole inside them. If you never show your rougher side, you will seem like a fucking psychopath to others.

yeah user, you seem real nice.

Punching the guy automatically makes the game into a "bad end"
If you punch him, you can't have sex with her no matter what you do afterwards

>grab her titties
>cmon bitch take your shirt off
>yeah no game over

what the FUCK

TOPKEK

Just like in real life

KEKED

There's another ending where MC and lesbo get in the slut's bed and wait for her to have a threesome but she kicked us out. I wonder if there's a way to make it happen or it always ends in a bad end. This game has so many routes and shit.

*KEKED

cucked*

what a fucking bitch

got a 6, kissed her goodnight, "call me anytime"

i wouldnt call her though, bitch was awkward as fuck. we went for a swim, got dressed, she said "i cant use my swimsuit again because its dirty"

wtf who cares

Quick she's topless in her apartment wat do?

Take her to the pool and have dinner.

What are some good dating-sim games?

>passes out at the nightclub
>put her in the car
>can cleary see her snatch

DO NOT DRINK IT

As long as you've eaten beforehand, just take it slow and you'll be fine. Dance or hang out in the backyard.