Just a reminder that thousands of women became widows so a guy would sit on a magical chair

Just a reminder that thousands of women became widows so a guy would sit on a magical chair

Azura is too cute to hate

I couldn't finish the game because of how retarded the plot was

>buh hoo muh women :(
Never mind the guys who actually died I guess

>caring about the misfortune of others when it doesn't affect or even benefits you

The women most likely died too. Or did you forget how Garon basically fucked everything over on his way to the throne?

Death is the only true peace. Living the rest of your life knowing you will never see the person you love more than anything is suffering. These women have children to raise and bills debts pay and probably already living in poverty.

Isn't that the plot of all wars, though?

>Just a reminder that thousands of women became widows
Who the hell cares?

It was for the greater good.

She herself died to save the world. What more do you want?

Shut up and suck my Corrin's dick.

>hoshido
>poverty
Pfft haha

I hate her so much. She's the main reason Fates' story is so horrible.

Leave. Now.

I don't recall Hitler ever mentioning a chair that's infused with dragon magic

You can bet if there was one, he'd be all over that shit.

Why is fates so shit but azura so god tier

She's one reason, but it's way too big a shitshow to place the blame on just one thing.

The Spear of Destiny my man.

Also muh magic Ubermensch Aryan race.

>liking ms. mysterious girl

She's got no soul

>They literally advertised that this story would be actually good
>It's shitter than Awakening's
For the love of god is FE Echoes Shadows of Valentia's story good at least?

Gaiden was god-awful user. The only people that were calling it the savior of FE were faggots that had never played any game in the series up until Awakening, just like the Awakeningfags they hate.

>Playing games for the story

You need to leave.

IS not respecting the original script was the reason.

who cares about filthy Hoshidans anyways?

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but i played gaiden back in 07 when the patch was broken

Its a simple plot, but from what I've seen SoV expands it a lot. Gotta play it for myself to see if it makes for a good plot now.

And how is OG Gaiden god awful? Its a NES game, what did you expect

Original script had most of the bad twists though

>believe Hector is the one and only true mascot

Look, I'm the biggest pre-13 purist around, and even I don't worship Hector or Ike or even Sigurd. Can't we be free to have our own unique favorite characters instead of being stereotyped as "muh manly characters only"?

>I didn't read her supports or scramble convos

Uh oh

As opposed to what, playing Fates for the amazing gameplay?

>needing to dig through supports and spend money for the character to get interesting

She had enough time for that in the main story but instead went "umm" every other line

>supports

Cringefest extraordinaire

>scramble
>unironically buying Fanservice DLC

Who the hell says that games should be enjoyed solely through gameplay?

Because her dirty feet saved Fates

>became widows

Rule of Pussy: If you aren't fucking it, someone is.

Widows have the time of their lives.

me

I rest my case.

>hitler invaded poland for the spear of destiny
you've been playing too many jrpgs

It blows Fates out of the water when it comes to world building. Celica is an idiot, but she isn't as bad as Corrin and one of the characters actually slaps her in the face for pulling something stupid. Aside from that the plot isn't that deep or anything, but it works and isn't offensively stupid.

Hector was never a mascot in the first place. It was always Marth. But this is a bait image so discussing it seriously is a waste of time.

This is Mozume, she's had a real hard time but fights on for you anyway.

Say something nice about her.

Yes, but only because it's based on a story that wasn't made by ISIS.

I'd zoom her if you catch my drift

You idiot. You can zoom her into danger but she'll just level up and become a god.

Why was her son such a flaming faggot?

>Tfw Storyfag
>Tfw I neeed to play through Conquest after birthright to understand everything before playing Revelations
>Tfw I started at Classic Hard
>Tfw 10 chapters in and I couldn't deal with the retarded story anymore so I just lowered the difficulty down Normal Phoenix and just skimmed through the story scenes
>Tfw the story somehow ever gets more and MORE worse as it goes on making me not even able to play revelations because i'm just so burned out on retarded story and I hear that Revelations is just as bad or ever WORSE
Save me Sup Forums

Pretty sure a ton of Hoshido's female Pegasus Knights died too.

Just drop it if you're not having fun. Birthright and Revelations aren't that good and Conquest isn't the only FE game with good gameplay.

Play an actual Fire Emblem game.

>listening to women
>ever

They literally have a period of their time dedicated to being sour cunts each month. Aqua for one should have remained in Ryoma's rape room for all playthroughs.

I love Azura!

>end up in Valla during Conquest
>Azura doesn't bother telling you anything she tells you in Revelation

The existance of Valla, Anankos, and the whole Revelation story was a mistake. They should have just focused on Birthright and Conquest, and the removal of Revelations would mean they don't need retarded plot points like the bubble curse

But that's the thing I actually ENJOY the characters and the gameplay in fates, maybe even more in Awakening.

You have brain damage.

Shut up gbanigger

Honestly you only need one of Birthright or Conquest to jump into the story in Revelations.

Eat a dick Personafag

Remember when this game was supposed to have been written by an actual manga writer

Kill yourself fuckboi

>>end up in Valla during Conquest
>>Azura doesn't bother telling you anything she tells you in Revelation
Wait a second I just realized something, why did she even go down there in the first place in the Conquest route?

'cause she mysterious

Fuck if I know. Apparently she met Gunter at one point when she visited before and decided he should stay down there for some bizarre reason.

To tell you that Garon is a slime monster and you have to sit him on the throne of Hoshido to prove he's a slime monster

It's funny you post that when a massive amount of the "retro" Fire Emblem fanbase are fags that only played 9 and 10 and won't shut up about Ike or play any other game

She didn't go down to tell Corrin that originally - Corrin had followed her in when he saw her disappear down the lake alone.

I read one of his manga once, the story was crap and ended with an unexplained deus ex machina.

I can tell you right now, you're making a good choice.

If you thought Conquest's story was bad (and boy, is it a stinker), Revelations will make you wonder how these people have jobs writing stories.

Is this the Azura appreciation thread?

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I need to admit it for me this game is better than anything related with fire emblem. I bought Fates because i thought that it will be better than this spin off, but, nope.

Did Azura do anything right?

>Death is the only true peace
kys

Ooops i forgot the pic.

Most of the main cast did something wrong, literally the only proper solution is to put Leo in charge of Nohr and Hinoka in charge of Hoshido.

>Xander is the world's biggest cuck and beta
>Ryoma is a retard
>Azura is a megaretard
>Corrin has less backbone than a worm, which doesn't even have a backbone in the first place

At least she puts out after having 5 conversations with her

Hoshido was rich as fuck, which should have been the reason Nohr invaded instead of "muh dragon god told me too and I'm evil"

Hold on there, Ryoma did nothing wrong.

>Is the only one ACTUALLY related to you
>Still fucks you

Well ok

If they're so rich then why couldn't Azura afford shoes?

I don't follow the Xander criticism. How is he a beta?

They're all footfags.

Or at the least we could have seen some nohrian soldiers or commanders saying stuff like that.
But no, we just get Hans and Iago being evil for the sake of being evil.

>Boss, They just killed one of out captain
>I guess that means they've turned against us
>But they also killed one of their captains, so it seems theyre not working for them
>I guess that means they've turned against us

Stop Bullying Blucina, there were a dozens of ways both brothers could have reacted that were better than "If your not with me, you're my enemy >:("

She's their prisoner, they should be treating her like dirt

Would have bee an interesting contrast to have Azura be treated like shit by the "good" kingdom while Corrin was embraced by the "bad" kingdom

>We don't need to thank the nohrians for saving our asses from their subordinate, any decent human being would've done the same
>now please forget me trying to hold the unarmed medic hostage

But user you can't have glorious Hoshido look bad in this game.

In the real world, the soldiers saved by medics do not return to fighting from their injuries.
In Fire Emblem, healers pick their allied troops right back up to continue attempting to kill you, and thus are a fair target.

Also Ryoma was the one who made the offer anyway to let Elise and the rest of the Nohrians go without a fight, as you are his enemy he could have just begun attacking without a talk first.

I'm pretty sure Revelations is a tongue-in-cheek joke route. That cutscene with the Nohr boys walking in on Garon saying "ohohoho why not kill everything" while standing on top of his throne and smiling made me bust out laughing. And it only got more ridiculous from there. I cannot believe how retarded the overall story for Fates is. It is so bad it actually bends over backwards and becomes hilarious.

To this day I have never beaten that one sidestory arc where you play as the three friends who get into a feud over something super petty

You'd have to start on the fire region to stand a chance against the Scizor kid and IIRC he starts there

>Garon becomes a non-factor once in Valla
>Shows up for 3 seconds of screentime so Anankos can eat him

Takumi and Ryoma aside, it must suck being either of the Hoshidan princesses in Conquest.
>finally get back your dear brother who you've been missing since childhood, only for him to betray you
>your mom blows up
>your adopted sister also defects
>the aforementioned brother leads a murderous rampage through your country, with the end result being both of your brothers dead

>the amazing storyline that has been established throughout the years
That needs to be removed from this image. Most of the games' stories are pretty standard.
>Dark mage/dragon tries to fuck up the world
>hero's descendant defeats the dark mage/dragon

>Revelations Chapter 13
>Ryoma can fight his siblings, and can kill Kagero, his own retainer
>Xander can fight Camilla
>Inigo can fight and fucking kill Severa

Why were they so damn lazy with this!? All of those should have been conditions to get the opposing unit to stand down, but instead they duke it out

>that whole shit with your shitty jeigan getting possessed by the evil dragon before this happened

Only in one of the two bad endings?

You did buy the good ending, didn't you?

One thing really bothers me about that.
He was not possessed in Conquest.

This makes absolutely zero sense, he was down in Valla EVEN LONGER in Conquest than he was in Revelations, where Corrin and Azura get him out ASAP

>Keaton: Hey Camilla, want to see a dead body?!

>Camilla: Uh, sure

>Keaton: See? Pretty cool huh?

>Camilla: If you say so...

>Keaton: Hey Camilla, do you remember where I found that dead body?

>Camilla: Yup, I'll show you

>Keaton: Thanks a lot! You want to get married?

>Camilla: Sure why not

This game had the worst fucking support conversations. You'd think getting royal pussy of that caliber would be a lot tougher than that

Seducing sluts is not hard

Camilla wanted the knot.

That's what happens when everybody can S-rank everybody, rather than the pairing actually being thought out.

Just look at how Briggid's only love conversations are "Are you okay with this. didn't you use to want to shag my sister's brains out just a moment ago?"

To be fair ill go full homo if wolfboy show me a dead body

It is when you're shoving a corpse in their face

It made more in the older games when the A supports set them to get together after the game but not during the actual game where they shouldn't have time.

The older games have generally better written supports anyway, though.