FFXV

>yfw Conan was right

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>"aggressive waste of time"

dead meme

- Several games had their release dates pushed into 2017, due to fear of competition
- Square Enix delayed Final Fantasy XV, so now there was a large drought all around
- Conan gave the game a brutal review. The same game that held back fall gaming might be bad, most gamers couldn't handle this much pain, and targeted him

He was right overall, but damn, that wasn't the news I wanted to hear at the time.

Why can't FFtards accept the newest game like Monhun fans did with XX?

The format is all fucked up. You have your party before the game even begins. Fishing, exploring, and fighting are all pointless.

XX is good.
XV is trash.

Why didn't we listem to him?

Because the newest game wasn't even good.
I haven't played XX, but the fans' acceptance of it probably had something to do with their game being actually redeemable.

Is Conan the only funny late night host?
youtube.com/watch?v=Auh74d_OG8Y

He's such a waifufag.

Which game would you have Conan review?

No, he's not funny

It's not hard to beat the likes of John "Current Year" Oliver, Stephen "wait no stop having your own opinions" Colbert, and that nigger from The Daily Show.

That's the point though. The main cast characters have already been established as friends. That's one of the things that made the game so attractive in the first place.

The Duscae demo in 2015 was enough for me to know the game was shite. All those years of hype down the fucking drain.

He's the best in spontaneous comedy that's for sure

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i dont know why you expected different

>Weebshit
>Not for drooling retards that have no brain and only function with their dick

>Check the JP amazon reviews and ratings on january
>Around 300 reviews, mostly negatives but good ones still have something of an edge
>Months later game gets a huge pricecut
>Check JP amazon again
>Over 3000 reviews
>More 1 stars than 5
>literally more 1 and 2 stars than 3, 4 and 5 put together

but its IRONIC

It's ironic

Even ironic weebfaggotry is retarded.

Your pic.

Good Lord, it would just be him oggling 2b for half an hour

But the Duscae demo showed a lot of promise. It's the Platinum Demo where things started to get fucked.

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>xv
>bad

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>72 hours

all that flashy shit amoubts to nothing.

You can hold or tap O and be done with most of the fights in that mess of a game

nope

>XV
>having combos in combat

Even as "flashy" as it tries to be, it is just infinitely more boring than DMC or Bayonetta.

Looks like absolute trash

Who's the guy second from the top?

>FINAL FANTASY XV - Combo/Style Video

This one word response surely proved him wrong

Does this guy even review games anymore? Because there's barely anything mainstream in 2017.

I used to like Colbert, but he's gotten too political ever since Trump came into office. Literally 99% of his content involves a personal feud with the POTUS.

>Conan will never give up his boring talk show and do a travelogue/video game review show instead

He's he best one of the current batch of late night hosts.

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Clueless gamer is one of my favorite bats, but only when the nerdy guy is on. Fuck celebrities. That dudes genuine enthusiasm and Conan's lack of knowledge and caring plays so well. The best is when Conan genuinely gets excited and they both get all amped up. I loved his VR review.
>I thought the point was to enhance reality, why am I some old guy with glaucoma?

I honestly don't understand how anyone could seriously believe FF15 was going to be good. I personally never had any interest in this shit at all, but I could get why people thought FF Versus would be good, but ever since it changed title you just KNEW it would be a turd nothing like it was shown to be up to that point.

The only reason it got attention is because of the title.

the nigger from the daily show is pretty funny, his stand up is good

he praised assassins creed unity. lol

The combat system being a giant fucking mess wasn't at all promising.

>a talk show host who doesn't like or play video games is a more reliable source of honest critique than people who are paid to professionally review games

What did they mean by this?

HA HA HA HA HA HA

I invoke the autism of xv-kun! Hear me, O raging black aussies, deprived of the love of his mother and brother and all of Sup Forums! I summon bazztek to this thread!

What did Conan say?

>XX is good
Nigga please, capcom didn't even try, as bad as XV can be at least is not the same fucking game since the first ps2 game.

He's a history nerd, asscreed is like a wet dream for him

FFXV isn't even decent enough to make the flashy shit look cool. It's no Yakuza, I'll say that much.

>That dudes genuine enthusiasm and Conan's lack of knowledge and caring plays so well.
Yeah it doesn't work as well without him

>Trevor Noah is pretty funny

Do you have brain damage, user? Serious question.

This, re6 episode is comedy gold

Yes he was.

Ferguson was good too

Tbh I really like XV but the horrible loading times make it unplayable.

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I haven't played XX, what fucked with it and does this bode poorly for the future of monster hunter titles?

With a few exceptions like the FF15 video, most of the celebrity ones are shit. The For Honor Clueless gamer was like 1 minute of total game footage where two guys just mash normal attacks until one of them walks off a ledge, the rest was just cramming in as many football players possible and pretending that they were funny.

All the jordan sketches are great.

I really want Conan to do a Let's Play, but it would have to be a game that could actually keep his interest, which I don't most games would.

user... his standup was fucking awful. he has no stage presence and his content was as horrible as his delivery. im sorry but you have truly terrible taste and genuinely should consider suicide.

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pewdiepie

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no, that is not a serious question

Look up his standup.

I don't watch the dailyshow, but I've seen a few good bits there.
There's a video where some protester hits a trump pinata with a bat, the pinata is unharmed and it cuts to Noah saying "notice how it did nothing to it"
it was a perfectly funny commentary on how trying to bring down trump by attacking him didn't work.

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It's not that the combat was a mess, just too simple. Even then Duscae's gameplay was still more complex than the casual bullshit in the final game.

You faggots are even more whiny than the SJWs you hate

>but only when the nerdy guy is on.
But he actually sucks at video games. When DS3 came out he did a live stream of playing it, and it was just painful to watch him stumble through the opening area.

Except I'm not alt-right.

I'm a fascist :^)

>Trevor thinks he can pretend to be a fan of his by calling himself a nigger
That's not how it works you unfunny accented negro.

Noah has the same problem that John Oliver has, idiots watch them and take them as legitimate news sources instead of as comedy shows

>remember, goodluck with your japanese nightclub

>I'm a fascist
No, you aren't. Benito Mussolini was a fascist. You are cringey faggot (probably underaged) who browses Sup Forums in his free time.

That's not the point, it isn't a legitimate review, its a TV show bit; his ultra geek persona over explaining lore and things to Conan who doesn't care is what makes it funny.

I mean, whatever helps you sleep at night, you holier-than-thou centrist loser.
At the very least, "SJWs" believe in something.

>that dress scene
Giggled like a little girl

Literally why I dropped FFXV before it released. This was the last straw.

What? Flashy combat was the last straw?

Can't say since I didn't actually play it, but looks mindless, shallow, spammy?

Sorry.

it is mindless, shallow, and spammy.

not to mention you just hold down the attack button

It had a lot of problems, but I still enjoyed XV. Did they fix anything in patches since launch? Last time I played was during the Chocobo Carnival or whatever the fuck.

they made chapter 13 suck less by increasing your moment speed back to normal and making the ring better

the ring now kills the bigass turtle so you can farm the fuck out of it

His segments / sketches are great, standard him 50/50

John>>>>Shit>>>>>Noah

Bad
>"chapters"
>side quests
>side characters
>pacing
>music timing and interruption
>difficulty spikes i.e. piss easy or insta "death"

Average
>gameplay
>main story
>dungeons
>boss fights
>hunts

Good
>art style
>the world (until the story breaks it up)
>party dynamic

For me the party dynamic makes up for it all. Still it took me two tries to actually complete the game. No lasting appeal whatsoever. Can't even be bothered to beat the Adamantoise for a free platinum.

>Can't even be bothered to beat the Adamantoise for a free platinum.

the Ring's AoE nuke now has a chance to kill the turtle

>you holier-than-thou centrist loser

Not him but now I KNOW you're not actually a fascist. Or at least you're woefully misinformed about what fascism is.