Go to a family reunion

>go to a family reunion
>play some games with cousins
>doing well
>grandad or some other old fucker that isn't playing starts watching
>they keep asking if we're feeling ok and keep saying we need to slow down
What the fuck is with these people? Do they think video games are some sort of strenuous activity?

burp

Huh. I thought the whole Sup Forums being a bunch of underaged teenagers was a meme.
Regardless, kill yourself, OP.

>implying you need to be underage to spend time with your extended family
If you really don't have anyone, I feel sorry for you.

>Used to have family reunions with +40 people
>Family ripped itself apart fighting over inheritance of wealthiest grandparent who died
>Don't see any aunts and uncles anymore
Also video games

"Hey kid, are you feeling okay? Maybe you should slow down a bit."

can confirm, probably happens to a lot of families
its going to happen again soon with next gen, can't wait to not get anything again

>dad always tells me that when he comes over for pizza night
>decide to put a mirror up near my monitor one day while playing just to check if I'm close to blowing a vein without realizing it or going full crimson
>literally nothing out of the ordinary going on with my face
>he's saying shit solely because I'm doing good at a video game
I JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND

I had an old dude blow a fucking gasket and get the cops called on him at a bar because I was talking too fast

Can relate
>grandfather had 7 kids
>he dies
>even before he died they were already fighting over inheritance
I stopped talking to all my uncles and aunts, because fuck them all

It's funny how they don't help out or anything and expect all this shit when they die. Oh you forgot grandma until you could get her house. Kikes the lot of em. Remember go get your mother send grandmother some flowers and a card for Sunday care for them while they are here instead of fawning over what you may get when they arent you maybe just maybe they'll leave you some shit. Greedy faggots fuck people.

>used to have big family
>inheritance squabbles when grandma died, but they weren't that intense and the family stayed together
>years later Aunt gets severe dementia/alzheimer's/just goes bonkers
>like legit needs constant care bonkers
>family fractures because those that quit their careers to care for her 24/7 expected the rest to do so too
>don't see the half that takes care of Aunt anymore
>last I saw of her she was a legit babbling retard

It's a shame, she used to be a pretty brilliant ecologist. I miss how she used to be. I wish she had just died before deteriorating so much, not because I hate her for the pain she's caused, but because I can't bear to imagine her suffering like this

Same happened to my grandmother

She lives with us right now. It could be worse, man.

My Aunt is in the same situation. We're all paying for her to be in a memory ward. Its expensive and heart breaking but its really the best place she could be.

They're doing some genetic tests on us these days because it was such early onset and because there wasn't a history of it before. We're all terrified that it's some kind of double recessive gene thing that's going to hit all of us. Lots of us went out and got motorcycles.

>wake up to dysfunction in my shitty home and kick half my immediate family out of my life
>father didn't have anyone but her racist high-maintenance mother, Mom's French Canadian family is seriously devote and kind of creepy about it
>only ever have to speak to Mom, my little bro, and my sister in law who just had a baby they named Zelda

I mean, if you have a good family then I guess I envy you, but I'm doing all right for the hand I been dealt.

>devout French Catholics, I mean

they dont know that its ok to not hear everything and just say "what was that again?"

>family is full of old fashioned alcoholics who make no attempt to relate or care about the younger members
>be blessed with aspergers and lack of empathy
>never see or speak to any of them for over a decade
Family doesn't extend past the people living in my house

>dad has crippling nerve damage
>still tries to play serious sam VR
>reminds him of better times

strange how so many aunts/uncles only turn up when money is involved. Im buying a shit ton of rare anime figures and leaving them to my sister, those dumb gold diggers wont know the value of chink PVC

Have you hugged your sister today user?
If not go and give her a hug and post results here
Don't forget to tell her how much you love her.
(Mothers can be hugged to)

family reunions are some godawful american/jewish shit

Kill yourself

>grandmother
Died due to diabetes :(

It goes deeper though
>the one person that was assigned to manage inheritance has no job and lives like a fucking queen
>whenever someone asks how she manages to live like that while not having a monthly paycheck, she dodges the question.
You can already guess how she managed.
One of my uncles has recently gotten to a point of being totally fed up, so I may just have to go to yet another funeral within 6 months.

Maybe if you hug your sister/mother you wouldn't be such a bitter bastard.

and fucking stay there

Hey, You too!

My dad lost part of his foot a few days ago, im now becoming his caregiver, i never have time for games anymore.

give him a leg up user

I've thought about this.

If I had kids or family. I would ask them to blow my brains out if this happened to me

>Barely see family
>Haven't seen most of them in years
>Only see certain ones during holidays if I'm lucky
I wish we could spend some more time with them.

>>Barely see family
>>Barely
>as he posts that image

kys

Lead by example, fagface

>kys
ouch

I felt kind of simiar when my grandfather on my dad side passed away, Me (and one of my cousins) didn't visit him in the last week at the hospital. Mostly because I didn't want to remember him as that weak struggling to talk person. I wanted my last memories of him to be of the happier times. I regret it a little now a few years later tho

...

>family reunion
>family memeber ask
>"hey user, wheres your girlfriend?"

>grow up dirt poor
>fine now thanks to leaving at 18
>family members die
>no inheritance
>family is still poor and full of greedy fucks who would rather blame their problems on everyone else around them than take responsibility for anything

I mean I'm glad I'll never experience inheritance drama, but I learned pretty early on that people are shit heads. My lesbian friend is legitimately in the closet until her grandma dies because she wouldn't get a penny if she found out. Not sure how I feel about that one.

>family gathering
>come out of room to say hello to everyone
>"LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF THEIR CAVE"

And those fuckers wonder why I hate all of them

"If you all weren't so shitty I wouldn't be hibernating"

>Last Thanksgiving
>The only one among the younger generation who has a steady job and doesn't have kids out of wedlock
>"Money doesn't mean anything without children"
>Grandma says she's going to try to hook me up with the granddaughter of one of her friends right there at the table

at least she's trying to hook you up i just get the "why dont you have a gf ?"

I'm minding her pupper while she's out. He's a boxer!

>get my younger cousin into video games
>he now plays them constantly, possibly more than I did at his age
>he constantly tries to show everyone when something he thinks is cool is happening
>he always just wants me to play with him at family gatherings

I mean, he is only 9, but I am fearing I have set him down the start of a dark path

Some video games are involved. Mario party joystick spinning, any PC game with high APM.
If I was an old fuck and saw that shit I probably say the same.

>Grandma says she's going to try to hook me up with the granddaughter of one of her friends right there at the table
sounds really convoluted

Does he have autism? My cousin is autistic and is always yelling about minecraft and shit.

"Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it"
You fucking idiot

>having a family meal
>"Wow I didn't know user ate that!"
>"Remember when user was so fussy?"
>"user is so adventurous!"

PONY
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MODS
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You can literally just tell them having a kid out of wedlock is white trash. You literally are allowed to be an asshole in that position when they are saying shit like that. My dad was adopted and everyone on his side of the family just has shitty relationships and kids and no marriages and one just became a kindergarten teacher and so the normal bullshit bragging shit starts going off about how great she is and what I need to do. I work as the head of IT for a family friends business and graduated years ago own my own house stable relationship, start getting shit so I just asked if she knew if the father was going to come back now that she has money. If family is being passive aggressive just be it right back because that's the asshole part that no one likes and they can fuck right off.

>tfw when I cant remember anything about myself or events from my childhood

>be young
>go to family reunion
>one cousin is into Magic the Gathering and wrestling games
>we play that for a while
>other cousin brought some of his games
>play his 100% beaten copy of Diddy Kong Racing (i had no idea how to unlock Drumstick or T.T.)
>go to family reunion now
>most of my female cousins are married and don't want to play or have fun just spend time with their husbands
>one cousin i played wrestling games with only plays CoD and Battlefront on Xbone and asks me if I play them every time he sees me
>second cousin who had Diddy Kong Racing doesn't even play vidya anymore he hunts and fishes and spends all his time outside
>last cousin who I didn't get along with that much is in jail for CP and false bomb threats
>only cousin that plays vidya now is 14, doesn't bathe, only plays nintendo, and is genuinely annoying thinking he's hot shit with an ocarina he cant play

ITT: underage faggots posts blog of their lives no one gives a shit about

>have a mexican gf
>we're both well-off in our early 20s with a great start to our careers, I'm a stockbroker and she's a teacher
>her family just rails on her waiting for her to get pregnant while the rest of her cousins and shit live at home with their 2.5 grandkids and shitty jobs

Also VIDEO GAMES

>mexican gf

bazinga

I know I asked for it

I'm jewish too

> "why dont you have a gf ?"
story of my life. although in my case I got hit with the puberty train sorta late and became pretty damn handsome and I get hit with that question every day.
>tfw still no gf

>is in jail for CP and false bomb threats

same
your family wouldn't happen to be italian with a last name that starts with "D" would they?

He was the quiet nerdy kid but I guess he just snapped. Called in a false bomb threat to his own school one day and when the cops busted him for it they searched his laptop and found tons of CP.

Never trust the quiet ones

T.disgusting subhuman


You need to be a special kind of shitstain for even your family doesnt want to pass time with you

I would say for you to kill yourself,but you probably gonna do that eventually

>went to Thanksgiving dinner once with a bunch of family at granddad's house
>a few of us go into one of our cousins' rooms to play some video games
>we play a bunch of N64 games, like Perfect Dark, Mario Kart 64, Super Smash Bros.
>most of us are having fun, getting hype
>socially awkward normie tween female cousin is there who I've never met before
>acts like she's never played a game before in her life
>doesn't really know how to have fun
>get a sense that she thought videogames were stupid and for fucking kids
Man, that's still kinda family but why are normie women like this?

>Family reunion
>Ignore girl cousins to play vidya with the boys
>They come over to my room trying to get attention
>We keep playing vidya they all fuck off angry
>Don't see them in the next reunion

Why is it always white people who have family issues like that?

women just can't enjoy video games or really anything that requires effort
there are exceptions of course but i've found that most women don't like having to learn anything to have fun.

because white people have enough money to leave some behind when they pass

Because niggers are poor and don't have money to inherit.

Well firstly shitskins never leave behind any inheritence because you're all poor and secondly none of you even know your fathers never mind your extended family.

>tfw you will never be as badass and alpha as this user

Damn, whitey got mad. What's wrong, can't hantz the bantz?

Also, I know several blacks in middle class/upper-middle class families and they never have to deal with this shit.

>Muh anecdote

Wow that's great user, good job.

Doesn't mean that these people don't exist or that they're out there.

Yeah and it doesn't mean they're the rule and not the exception, dumb nigger.

the hippocratic oath was a mistake

>family reunions
>jewish

Ya'll have shitty families, the family on my dad's side is 45+ people and we see eachother often, just rarely all of them.
My uncle on my mom's side is a cunt however we don't talk to him.

what was the point of your retarded
>white poeple
shit? Cant you just wonder why its that way without bringing up race you dumb fuck

My family's big, but there never was a reunion although we all get well together. Is this a case only if your family is split across few cities so they meet up once a few years?

lmao you just got roasted like 6 times

Are you me?

This isn't your blog faggot

Why do middle-class fags complain so much? I'm lower-class and my life is pretty comfy :3

didn't expect a nice thread on Sup Forums today

they forget the simple pleasures, friend

They fear what they don't understand, and if it's not fun to them, then nobody should have fun in any other ways they don't know, that's where the 'go out with friends' or the 'do something else not vidya' in general comes from.

They force their knowledge of fun onto you, and you will do it when/if you have kids, most posts I've seen around say they want their kids to play vidya, what if they want to play hockey or some shit?

>second cousin who had Diddy Kong Racing doesn't even play vidya anymore he hunts and fishes and spends all his time outside
Hang out with him more, he sounds like a swell guy.

Get fucking blasted nigger.

t.gook

Fuck, people are real stupid around here.

>implying I'm white
>thinking skincolor has anything to do with it
Get your head out of your ass Sup Forums

You did.
9 is too young.

No

Here is something you will learn. Woman HATE anything that doesn't allow them to be the center of attention. I know this is Sup Forums and you shouldn't take advice here but I promise this will ring true the more you think about it

samefag

Hey Josh.

Is he a good boy?

No you haven't, kid's are like that. My cousin was the same and he idolized me and my games for a few years then the discovered a passion for cars when he was around 15 and started buying old cars and repairing them. he's 19 now and i still see him on steam sometimes.

He's such a gentle dog with me but he's really problematic with strangers.

>problematic
I don't like this word