>play dk64 as a kid
>get to angry aztec
>see a new hut called candy's music shop
>enter
>see this
>peepee feels both funny and confused
Play dk64 as a kid
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i told my sister i wished candy was real an she laughed and told my mum
Same, OP. Rouge the bat did that for me too.
She got mad jealous she's less desirable than a fictional gorilla and tried to play it off.
how's she going to get that easy do-nothing life if she can't shame and trick her brother into marrying her?
It's been like 14 years, can we start spelling Rogue correctly now? Please?
would you?
Her and Lola Bunny in Space Jam. No wonder there's so many people who grew up to be furfags.
>Lola
be still my heart
Fuck you I'm still gonna masturbate to it. I'm gonna stare that guy right in his beady little yellow eyes and jack off.
Oh fuck yeah.
...
>make a monkey
>it's a monkey
>make a GIRL monkey
>give her a bailey jay wig
>you never hold hands with Candy while sharing a banana milkshake...
...
Her name isnt Rogue the bat you idiot. It's Rouge.
Hey now.
I can see her bunny balls
look at those stigmas
>e rated game
>only 6 when this came out
>mom walks in when candy cinematic starts with lewd music and her giant tits swaying around
>"what game is THIS?"
Fucking muzzos man.
FILTHY UNDER EVOLVED MONKEYS, YOU DISGUST ME.
I'm gonna stigma dick between em
>play jfg
>get to play as Vela
>there's something weird about her
>get camera stuck to look the front of her
>her tits bounce
>they even do that when in Tribal form
I want to BE Candy
...
I fucking love you.
Odd. Same.
Nothing odd about wanting to be a slut for user cocks after all
>Play Banjo-Tooie as a kid
> play the first level
> see a wigwam
> see this
> develop fetish for busty women
Thanks. I'm glad someone appreciates my puns.
You should write for the sequel, if there ever was one.
>go to Terrydactyl Land
>make her hut bigger with Mumbo's magic
>zoom on her giant Amazon titties
You and me both user.
In the same level:
> She tells you to jump into the transformation pool
> You jump
> You notice nothing at first hand
> She tells you to undress
> Notice your dick has grown a decent amount of inches
> Become her sexslave, going at it each and every day for hours
>male characterised animal
>just the animal with something extra like a hat or a pair of shorts
>female characterised animal
>looks almost human, has tits, wears a whole outfit, has hair and makeup
I don't like male animals.
Krystal is the best Rare girl
Good times, good times.
>Rouge is French for Red.
Just call her Red if you keep typing Rogue. Same thing.
Funny that you mention it.
so this is why i have become who i am today
hmm