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>Now playing: VIDEO GAMES
>"Hey user. What's up?"
Stop doing this

>You've been invited to the group: "Git gud"

>You've been invited to the group:

>Launch game for first time
>have literally "Hey, user, how's that game? enjoying it?"

No i'm not joining your group.
*Disappears for the next 3 months*

steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork
add me up losers

>its a bot that's invited you to a shitty raffle group

I don't know what this is or why I was invited

>playing a nostalgic game of Dungeon Defenders
>enjoying myself
>playing with an old friend
>decide to host a public game
>having a mostly great time
>fuck tons of randoms join over the course of playing
>go take a fairly long coffee break
>25 minutes or so
>come back
>friend I'm playing with was chilling to some music he likes
>spook him when I get back
>see a new notification on Steam
>it's a comment
>"Shit host, didn't help, was probably jerking off to some anime porn or otherwise jerking off his tiny, Tic Tac dick. I hope you actually get cancer and die you bitch. Your family and friends would be much better off without you in their life. Fuck you."

>best friend since childhood starts to get really clingy and won't leave me alone
>it's always him complaining about something, trying to push some political agenda, or asking for a favor

Fuck you man I just wanna play video games. Why can't things go back to the way they used to be?

hello?

>It's never my ex-gf
To this day I still wonder if it will ever happen
I'll be dead soon anyway

>Dupe gun
>Dupe pistol
>Dupe pistol
>Pls
>Pls I need it

>playing Underrail
>irl friend
>''Oh hey! You're playing it? My god it is gonna make you so sad at parts.''
>I respond with ''Really? Alright, i'm doing a crossbow stealth build.''
>he responds with ''Oh lol I thought you were playing undertale.''

I did play undertale but pls

Hope it's someone looking to erp

>My god it is gonna make you so sad at parts
Thats like Earthbound making someone physically sad. Coming from someone who has finished both anyone who says either has either never matured mentally or is genuinely autistic.

>Steam update comes out
>cant look at any thing in the store, profiles and such
>can only look at library, friendslist and downloads

What a fag. Post contact info though. I want you to make me cum.

Yeah, it has depressing tones at some tiny points but you should appreciate the situation and not be sad about the game.

>just got out of a game
>see comment notification
>barely play games online
>usually keep quiet because am super shy
>have no idea what the comment could be
>someone I don't recall saying "Thank you for not being terrible at the game, you've brightened my day [user] :)"
I have no idea what the game I played was, but I guess it's good knowing I made someone happy

>I'll be dead soon anyway

>comment on my profile
>it's some guy calling me a faggot for using a weapon i have never used

I mean Mother 3 makes me sad in the beginning but that's because my Mom is actually dead and it makes me think about that

>unfriend someone
>month goes bye
>"why did you delete me ? I dont care bye"

>That "depressed" friend who always bugs you and whines about his life

Well I said Earthbound and not Mother 3 so shut the fuck up

th-thanks, person i never talk to.

Video games weaken the feeling of despair

>you would be that person if you had friends
dodged a bullet there

...

>Always give him actual advice for his problems, since you went through the same shit
>It's simple shit like "Go take a shower" and "Stop spending every penny you have on anime figurines."
>He ignores all of it and goes further and further into a spiral

>trigger some dumbo fucker in dota two
>report him for communication abuse, receive a notification tomorrow that my report went through, meaning he got muted
>he plants 5 comments under my profile about how i cant play and to "check his profile"
>try to check his profile both in the game, and steam
>both hidden

>it is a furry vore that you've been invited to after playing with a random in Cry of Fear

>Booster pack
>Comment on workshop/guide
>Group invite
>Scammer bots
>Friend collectors
Listed from ok to shit.

if it's something besides a coupon or a booster pack, you need to fuck off normalfag

>that friend who always boasts about how he spends hundreds of dollars on anime pillows overseas and shit
>then complains how he has no money and relies on some mooks to drive him around
>also complains about how his mother bought ANOTHER Kia

>clingy steam bf always wants to join whatever game you're playing
>sometimes you just want to solo queue

>Keep to myself so every time that notification comes up, it's just a shitty coupon for some indie garbage I'd otherwise never had known existed, let alone ever want to play.

>Someone adds you because they want you to erp them as a futa pony

>>That "depressed" friend who always bugs you and whines about his life
How do I stop being this person? It's so difficult to stop yourself from complaining... I love to complain.

>it's just 5 ur trash group invites
just dark souls 2 pvp

why be a weak girl horse when you can be a stallion that goes longer and pumps more

fucking fags

>Taйный дoнocчик has invited you to group "TF2 raffling unnormals legital!

>Clingy steam girlfriend acts the same way
>We play dota
>Follows me all around the map typing my name and saying cute things
>I tell her to stop following me
>Get mad at her because she's losing us the game
>We break up months later
>Realize I was a dick and should've said nothing
rip me

How do people even make steam friends?

Do you just play online games and talk all the fucking time?

I have 10 friends on steam and I talk to maybe 2 of them infrequently.

Sort your shit out. Try to give up some of your vices like masturbation or browsing Sup Forums to 5AM in the morning, then you will be forced to figure things out.

Iktf, I just like it when people listen. I don't like bottling up thing :(

>I'll be dead soon anyway
shush Cue

>then you will be forced to figure things out
heheh

I'll just sleep all day instead

>play teamwork game
>maybe fuck around with other player
>grief other players with said friend
>add on steam
wow so hard

I make friends all the time when playing games, it just sorta happens.
I remove them though because I don't want friends.

tfw haven't masturbated in 2 months

>Do you just play online games and talk all the fucking time?
Yeah.
Especially in Left 4 Dead. That game, for a while, was the best game to make friends. And meet weird girls who would send nudes.

>first Steam notification in months
>it's a friend request
>the person has "CSGO" in their name and almost exclusively plays CSGO
>description talks about nothing but trading and gun skins and other market garbage
>realise it's just some cunt who wants my gun skins

>spend all disposable dosh on anime figs and gunpla
>feel better because room is full of cute girls and robots
depressed to depressed and comfy, I'll take it

You're not actually telling him what to spend it on instead. I knwo you just wanted to make a jab at weebs. Just sayin.

It's that one faggot who can't go one fucking day without being a drama queen. I've said fuck off in every language and they still re add me.

>me and 2 real life friends meme and cut-up in a game
>person who is robust and joins in with us
>we invite him to our ironic steam vore group
>he joins in

That's how it has always gone for us.

damn I can relate. I only looked up this doujin I read 10 years ago because it was like one of my first and it was so fucked up I still remember it. Other than that I don't remember the last time I used a tissue for anything but tears and dirt.

What's the best experience you've had with meeting Steam pals on Sup Forums? What's the worst?

>It's that one faggot who can't go one fucking day without being a drama queen. I've said fuck off in every language and they still re add me.
I'm like that too without the last part.
>>>

>join a lobby and say hello
>get kicked
The memories.

i have over 50 steam friends
one of them sends me memes and random yt videos every fucking day
i'm boring so others stop talking to me after few minutes of >chatting

>add friends from dragonball general to do XV2 raids and expert missions with
>lose interest since dlc 1 and 2 were pretty shit
>notice one keeps playing "marvel puzzle quest" and never xenoverse or anything like the rest
>check hours
>2 thousand fucking hours of marvel puzzle quest
WHAT ARE YOU

>What's the worst?
Getting too close to a tranny from Russia. He ended up contacting family members.
Never again.

Nah man, he was always complaining about money problems because he could never hold down a job, so he would basically be begging in between his welfare checks to get enough to get the essentials, since he lived with his parents but they were more broke than him. And then without fail once a month he would buy several $60 video games and spend a few hundred bucks on figurines.

>it's a trading card

>Getting too close to a tranny from Russia. He ended up contacting family members.
W-What? Story please!

Shut up marjo.
Now watch some TRUTH videos:
youtube.com/watch?v=-7c9tB77YdU

I just reply with simple answers like
>ah
>hmm
>oh well
>yeah

>Have a friend just like this
>I support her anyway through all the bullshit life throws at her
>We end up married
Really made me think.

>That one steam
>friend who messages you
>like this

*BLOOP**BLOOP**BLOOP**BLOOP**BLOOP*

There's a special place in hell for these fuckers.

>chase a tranny
>get dumped
>gonna misgender the tranny now
really makes me think

FUCK BOI YOU GOTTA CUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OUT. SHE AIN'T WITH YOU? NOT WORTH YOUR FUCKING TIME, WOMEN WILL ALWAYS COME AND GO. SO ARE YOU GONNA LET THIS SHIT OWN YOU OR ARE YOU GONNA HARDEN THE FUCK UP AND TAKE BACK CONTROL OF LIFE? SHIT DUDE I KNOW IT SUCKS I BEEN THERE BUT EVERY FUCK UP IS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. OUR GRANDFATHERS FOUGHT ON D DAY FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU CAN BEAT THIS. I KNOW YOU CAN, I DON'T KNOW YOU PERSONALLY, JUST KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN YOU. YOU GOT THIS SHIT

> tf2 Mariokart server
>everything is going fine when one admin goes haywire and starts banning everybody because her interwebs BF who is also admin broke up with her
>watched in awe as everybody was getting banned for literally no reason
>Mariokart group bands together to tell her exbf admin to just kick her
>went on for days
Listen i just wanna play and grief with some bozos

Nobody talks to me on steam.

I guess it's because I only have 35 friends.


;_;

Same. Too nice to just tell him I'm tired of his shit, too indifferent to show I actually give a shit.

>they're all 2-3 words long and could easily just have been one message

i knew someone on discord that would frequently send me 14 messages in a row

>tfw people talk to me
>but they are autists who don't know how to handle normal conversation and have no chill

I was lonely and depressed so I ended up getting close with him because he was lonely and depressed. When I realized he was insane I started avoiding him and that's when he contacted my family. I just told them he was a psycho and blocked communication with him.
Not much to it, I fucked up and I just want to forget about it.

>sign in
>wait 10 mins in case anyone wants to chat
>no one does
>start up video game hoping I can play in peace
>"hey user"
reeeee

>used to play with steamfrends
>turns out they are always distracted as fuck and shit in general
>OR they are that one PRO guy who inserts thousands of hours in the same franchise
>would rather play with PuG's again

I suppose angels can speak in ALLCAPS.
Thanks.

>tfw you have only IRL friends as steam friends

>start up a game with a friend of mine, just planning on playing with the two of us
>faggot messages me saying he can download that game if i want to play with him
>explain i'm just playing with another friend rn

>...
>...
>...
>o-okay...
>...

kill yourself, anyone who messages like that kill yourself

I thought this guy was a irl friend of mine and we share our accounts to play each others games, but instead I call some random guy a nig nog and tell him to go offline.

>tfw you call freiza a nig nog

Fucking this.

I dont know why I'm fucking friends with them, the cunts can't even hold a conversation.

Hi can you not stop sending 140 messages

>What's the best experience you've had with meeting Steam pals on Sup Forums?
I met two guys on here because of porn commissions. Both are neat guys, though they're both somewhat "unresponsive".

>What's the worst?

I can't really say. The worst one would be some dude I added because a thread on Sup Forums said that people who share birthdays should play a game together. We never did and he eventually removed me.

NO PROBLEM FRIEND, YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS SHIT. GIVE ME THE DETAILS MAN JUST GO FUCK WILD LET IT OUT, LET user BE YOUR BUDDY TO LEAN ON

>send a message to my friend(s) daily
>they don't respond to me or want to play with me
>on the other hand i have a friend that i play with on the weekends for almost everyday and we always make politcally incorrect jokes and fuck around with people ingame
>have a skit where we welcome people to a jewish airline in arma 3 and say were going to circumcize them
>always drive the helicopter dangerously close to the ground and obstacles
The friends that I message daily all have anime avatars

...

>friend
>her
Not subtle enough user.

Him complaining about not being able to hold a job is fair regardless of what he spends his money on. Just putting it out there.

I-ai dat fesu pan' la urma?

>long nails on a keyboard
why do people keep giving migu long nails anyway, she keeps them short officially

I've read about 22 volumes of Dragon Ball and even I know that's not how you spell Frieza.

>A person that dumps their life problems on you 3 words at a time with an orchestra of message bloops
>They have an issue with family/friend and refuse to see the situation from anyone else's perspective, ignoring your advice and stubbornly thinking they're always in the right.

Now I just say lol or shit happens. There's no worse feeling then just feeling instantly exhausted or drained once you get 5 messages in quick succession.

>that one guy who writes this giant fucking message that's so long, you can't read it all in one sitting and the steam window is too small for it otherwise

>that one discord friend who will literally send you a dozen sentences back to back when you ask them what's up
>when you try telling them something, they just go "yeah" and then start another, unrelated barrage of messages

well you are a weeb