When the fuck are we gonna get a Poker Night 3?

When the fuck are we gonna get a Poker Night 3?

I unironically loved Poker Night 2, a blast to play just for the character banter.

No idea what characters I'd want to see for a third installment though, I'd miss having Ash & Brock at the table.

>Valve
>Being able to count to 3.

What characters would they even have? Team Fortress again? Walking Dead? Early Borderlands 3 stuff? You know they are holding off because they don't have shit they could throw in there for banter.

Ash's story about his marriage were fucking great

>retard thinks valve made poker night

hopefully never

2 already seemed like they didnt know who to put in their game. as much as i like ash and brock as a character, they seemed so out of place in poker night 2

It was a perfect Evil Dead story, told second hand. Wish we could get a new Evil Dead, but it just wouldn't be the same without Bruce. I guess we could get an animated one, but people wouldn't take it seriously. Wasn't there a reboot of it recently? How did that do, probably shit.

You haven't watched Ash vs Evil Dead at all?

It's okay.

who would they add?

Gordon Freeman
Link
Chosen Undead
Joker from Persona 5

*Bigby Wolf for the comic book representation
*Guybrush Threepwood for the videogame representation
*Marty McFly for the movie representation
*Scaramouche fro the cartoon representation

I thought about these in like one minute. I'm sure they can do even better with dev time and a budget.

Why don't you play real poker...you know...with a bunch of friends and... oh wait hahaha

Poker Night is from Telltale dumbass.

real poker is played on casinos with bets ranging from thousands to millions of dollars, who the fuck do you think i am? John D. Rockefeller?

Alright, I changed my mind, you even kept the snarky robot trope. Though I think I would change out Guybrush for Simon the Sorcerer and make a joke about him being underage.

Here are my ideas:

Rick from Rick and Morty with Morty watching and Mr. Meeseeks as the dealer.

Winston from Overwatch.

Rocket Raccoon from the Guardians of the Galaxy Telltale game.

Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher

Trevor Phillips from GTAV

Bayonneta with Rodin as the bartender

Dante from Devil May Cry

Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day

Sterling Archer from Archer with Lana Kane watching

Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island

Handsome Jack from Borderlands as the dealer.

G-Man from Half Life as the bartender

Igor from Persona as the dealer with Caroline and Justine as the bartenders.

Poker Night console wars edition.

Kazuo Hirai for Sony
Phil Spencer for Microsoft
Reggie Fils-Aime for Nintendo
Gabe Newell for PC

Hideo Kojima as the dealer
Todd Howard as the bartender

Phil Fish as a homeless guy sleeping outside the Inventory as the player walks inside.

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Okay, then who would you pick faggot?

How many games are on steam right now with "3" in the name?

III is to be ignored, im looking for a blatant "3"

I would pick your dad, you shit stirring kike.

Poker Night is from Telltale Games. Jesus Fucking Christ, when will you idiots remember this?

Why is III to be ignored? It's literally the same thing as 3.

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it is but i need a number 3, not roman numerals

im not forgetting this, im just asking

rick/morty would be a shoe-in if they ever did do a poker night 3.

Honestly I think Bojack Horseman would be a fucking great shout.

Agreed. They're pretty begging to be put in the game.

Nah...

Winston would be a good rep for Overwatch. But what about D.Va?