Just downloaded this game. What am I in for?

Just downloaded this game. What am I in for?

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Hahah made me check if it was released. Good one!

It's probably longer than you're expecting. First 4 chapters go by pretty quickly but chapter 5 is long and chapter 6 is looooooooooong.

It's unfortunate because chapter 4 and the first half of chapter 5 are GOAT but then chapter 6 is just plain awful.

Time/Space are the best elements, try to roll a hero of time if possible.

Respond to all the trolls i got an op ass hammer from one

Me and my friends are playing through this right now, but we don't have Space or Time players. That's not going to affect anything, right?

Surrender Your Will To The Ruinous Pleasures Of Kanaya

no blood is all you need

>it's a homosuck thread
>on my Sup Forums

get out of Sup Forums

reminder that homestuck general got so terrible it was banned from Sup Forums.

Worship Kanaya

How would a Homestuck game work

Give Your Anal Virginity To Kanaya

some really edgy game where you go around killing cosplayers, that's the only way

**wwalks back to Sup Forums*

Guys HELP I'm the Space player but my land has no frogs

The concept of Sburb was really cool. I wonder how long it'll take before VR can emulate it. Probably never.

Kanaya's feet

Like a shitty dating sim that's not even primarily about Homestuck that gets shat out to make a quick buck off the fanbase.

Why was Problem Sleuth so good? Why is Homestuck so bad?

FUCKING LIGHT FAGS

NERF WHEN?

*wwalks into thread*

Alchemize pictures of your dick

Okay, I just learned this the hard way: if an Agent named Jack offers to help you depose the Black Queen, do NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES let him get the ring afterwards. All our Derse dreamers lost their dreamselves before we put the prick down, and our Void player (Prospit dreamer for some reason, guess it doesn't relate to aspect) had to use his for a rez

Observe your entire life span, see if you ever encountered a frog. If all else fails just brute-force alchemy until you create a frog.

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>first half of chapter 5

kys

Similar tip, DO NOT kill Jack unless he obtains the ring. If you do than Draconian Dignitary will fuck your shit up and with much more efficiency than how Jack ever could.

Shai'Hulud

I hate how all the lore and world building was thrown out the window because fuck you

>oh hey you know that blood aspect
>well fuck you nothing came of it
>let's talk about Karkat's denizen and how it was like super weak but we'll only ever actually show one Denizen in full

After 5 years, i still don't get that meme.

pandering to fans and milking it for so long that he just stopped caring and went full retard.

The moment Hussie stopped with the CYOA suggestions, Homestuck went down the toilet.

>Problem Sleuth
>good

Problem Sleuth became just as bad as Homestuck near the end. Classic case of something made as a joke turning 100% serious because the creator doesn't know how to ramp up the stakes without adding drama.
I still liked it, especially compared to Homestuck but I mean that's just because it bothered to actually end when it was getting bad.

>tfw you are not Andrew Hussie

I miss the simpler times.

I'm pretty sure you're fucked. The game puts a stupid amount of importance on space players, with certain progression actually being locked to them, and time is one of the most OP aside and is super necessary to getting the best possible outcome on your "first try". Balance revolves around these two way too much.

>villain tightens a corset so much that he starts breaking the universe
>serious drama

>remember reading a shitload of Homestuck in high school
>got to the "intermission" with the noir guys
>it was ridiculously long
>mfw Hussie actually tried to integrate them into the main plot

Seriously what the fuck

I want to see a video styled like this one except with someone explaining the entire plot of Homestuck and how the fuck any of it worked
youtube.com/watch?v=_Bo6Cbeq18k

It was banned from Sup Forums because it was on hiatus for over a year AND THEY HAD MULTIPLE THREADS DAILY.

Once it came back they were allowed threads again.

It didn't work, that's why he started doing in-story retconning.

IIRC the intermission was linked to the plot from the beginning, wasn't it? At the end of it we got confirmation that the midnight crew were exiled.

If I remember right, I officially stopped reading right after "the universe is a frog with cancer" was revealed. It was enraging.

the prequel was better

Why is he so perfect?

First half of act 5 was still shit with the kids right? I thought Gamzee going horror movie (which was still alright but dragged on too long) was the second half.

back to your containment board

>Gamzee goes horror movie
>literally gets calmed down with a hug and the arc is just over

hussie you fucking hack

Feminize Yourself For Kanaya

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How about no, Scott?

homestuck threads are "banned" from /trash/ because of an autistic janitor deletes them on sight.

HS thread are only allowed on Sup Forums, one every two days.

>all this artistic and musical talent
>for a Homestuck game

This is always what's up set me about Homestuck. Everyone involved is clearly so good at literally everything except writing a story.

You should see the END of Homestuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw

Best thing about this is the bitchin' music. The drop when the cherubian tech fires up gets me every time.

>no idea what the fuck sburb is
>google it
>homestuck

Fuck all of yous.

I don't even like Homestuck and I still think you're retarded.

>HS thread are only allowed on Sup Forums, one every two days.
Is that why I constantly see them on Sup Forums?

"allowed"