Her tits are supposed to be big, but they dwarf in comparison to that gargantuan ass.
Why is her butt so fucking big?
Samus's butt is too big
Connor Stewart
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Jayden Mitchell
Also I am a girl
Asher Garcia
nobody cares, its a cartoon you fuck
Logan Miller
So if nobody cares, then why did the creators made her ass so fucking big?
You stupid fuck.
Aaron James
>Not caring about 2D
GET OUT NORMIE! REEEEEEEEEE!
Camden Watson
How's Dublin?
Daniel Gutierrez
Fuck that, it's her hair that's supposed to be big. I wish that long flowing mane could've stayed.
Anyway as much as I dislike what they did to her design, she jumps higher than almost everyone else in the game and is in general insanely agile. Her butt's large because of all the muscle.
Aiden King
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Jayden Lopez
>If they didn't x, then why did they y
Like pottery
Lincoln Wilson
hello sybb
Justin Foster
Because they can.
You stupid fuck. Now stop memeing "slut samus because appearance xD" and go do something with your life.
Angel Stewart
because shes awesome. also how I liked how you picked this pic of her in front of a rainbow lol.
Adrian Watson
>We'll never have a Samus who is ripped and lets her awesome mane flow.
>We'll never be able to power bomb Ridley after he thinks he won by stripping us of our suit.
>We'll never see Samus perform that ball form without her suit.
William Richardson
Her butt isn't that big actually. Seems right about normal size to me.
Justin Jenkins
kill yourself Sybb.
Jonathan Williams
Back again Sybb? Report and hide.
Henry Torres
her butt isn't big at all you virgin
David Martin
How come this argument only applies when its T&A?
Julian Davis
Who is Sybb?
John Young
Her ass is above average, but no it's not THAT big. But this is Sup Forums, who thinks that BOTW Zelda's average as fuck ass is huge just because she bends over.
Adrian Moore
Because your gross-as-shit outlier fetishes aren't normal to talk about. Thats why. Keep /d/ in /d/.
Zachary Smith
why does she even bend over?
Austin Williams
Are you irish?
Xavier Diaz
Holy shit Sybb, there is a formula to these things. Stop making lackluster threads.
Cameron Lopez
i miss hair down samus a lot
Grayson Sanders
So she can do a kawaii knee shuffle.
Josiah Reed
Perhaps the most pathetic creature who ever existed. He has shitposted on GameFAQS for years, making thousands of the threads you see here. He's so reviled he's been banned several dozen times. He even has his own entry on their wiki. That's who keeps reposting these threads. Any "on-topic" post you see is likely him samefagging. Report and hide.
Ryder Ramirez
Yes it is
Luke Robinson
Her bum is big because it kind of fits her build, I guess. Seamus is quite "stocky" I guess.
Nathan Lopez
Yo sybb wanna erp?
Hit me up at [email protected]
Caleb Lopez
>this post history
Justin Garcia
>Samus poster is back
Asher King
...
Hunter Perry
>people don't even know how to sage anymore
C'mon people.
Anthony Smith
Why is an Irish Girl posting on an American Site for Han Dyansty Life Art
Charles Cook
hotpockets don't pay attention to report queue
they have to see the thread
William Hernandez
Falling off the board is also an acceptable solution to the Sybb problem.
Christian Murphy
he will just make the thread again if he doesn't get banned. at least that slows him down somewhat.
Samuel Butler
That doesn't look big at all in that picture
Brayden Martin
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Ryder Martin
LONDON
Austin Campbell
I think I'll need some more evidence of her gargantuan ass.
i-i'm not thoroughly convinced
Dominic Howard
came here to post this
Christian Nguyen
>people think this is big
The fuck is wrong with you?
Dominic Morris
I care
Oliver Fisher
>When OP is so autistic he has a fucking wikia article about him
Lincoln Garcia
The samefagging in this thread is worse than barneyfag.
Just let it die you fucking faggots.
Evan Price
>starting posts with when
this isn't twitter. kill yourself.
t. not sybb
Thomas Martinez
>t. not sybb
i believe it, as he physically cannot make a post that isn't about the structure of an ass
Hudson Bailey
Girls with big tits have big asses. Nobody except maybe Japanese manga/anime artists likes women that are all boobs and no ass.
Jaxson Lopez
And girls with big tits and big butts are usually not very slender like Samus.
Anthony Butler
So? video games and other forms of entertainment and such always represented the ideal form for both men and women.
This is nothing new. Games are fantasy, and don't need to be a showcase for diversity and representation.
Adam Russell
t. Maggie McFlagherty
Adrian Ortiz
Fat butts are not ideal for women.
Josiah Brown
>Samus's butt is too big
Dominic Martinez
Who's more autistic, the guy who really likes ass or the guy who made a wiki article about a guy who likes ass?
Jordan Flores
Definitely the first one.
Benjamin Rivera
Every time you complain about it, her butt gets even bigger.
Brayden Turner
The first one because he is complaining about the ass.
Hunter Myers
>autistic Sybb thread falls to bottom of catalog
>someone bumps it for no reason with a meaningless, insipid post
Can't even tell if it's just Sybb IP switching anymore. Doesn't anyone know what sage is anymore?
Gabriel Russell
...and the bodybuilding form of He-Man is not the ideal or realistic body-type for men, yet many game characters are both masculine like a He-Man, yet run around like gymnastic champions. Your point?
Tyler Wood
So you want them to complain?
Christian Sanders
Most people here think it doesn't exist anymore.
Ethan Brooks
How fucking dumb does a person have to be to think it doesn't exist?
Hudson Garcia
What would you class as insipid exactly?
Kayden Morales
That's a pretty average-sized butt OP. Maybe very slightly above-average. Either way it's certainly nothing to go "OMG IT'S SO FUCKING BIG!" over. Unless you're Irish or something.