Why the fuck aren't you playing video games right now you fucking bitch?

Why the fuck aren't you playing video games right now you fucking bitch?

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Because my queue hasn't popped.

some of us gotta work
gotta pay those bills somehow

Why are you posting pictures of my wife?

I'm at work, friend.

Though I will play after I get off. :)

Mother's day shopping with girlfriend. We got the gifts a hour ago. Now she's BSing in a shoe store. Why are women shit?

there's a loading screen and I checked Sup Forums on my other monitor

>666x666

I was like literally 30 seconds ago, just came on here to see if I got any (You)s
playing LM dark moon

I just stopped playing BF1 less than 5 minutes ago and now I'm taking a break

because i have to go to bed

My 3DS is still blackscreened.
Nothing I want to play in my Steam library atm.

I'm at work on break but I'm thinking of playing fallout 1 when I get home

i dont actually like video games. i havent for a long time.

Fuck women. They see a store, they need to check it out. They see an aisle in a market, they need to go through the entire fucking thing. They go to look at an item, they'll spend ten minutes reading labels and comparing. IT'S FUCKING LAUNDRY DETERGENT YOU CUNT, JUST PICK ONE

Post on another board.

At work, earning muh shekels and making customers happy.

Rude bratposter.

I'm reading manga, fapping to anal doujins and browsing Sup Forums

what do you do user?

Sakurako is EXTREMELY cute.

Because I'm writing suggestions in the hope that they'll be used to improve the games I was playing not too long ago.

>implying I'm not playing and browsing Sup Forums at the same time

Alienation is fun, kinda like space Diablo. After not-so-great Helldivers I was suspicious, but it is really good game. also """FREE""" on PS+ this month

Because I have to work

Don't get me started on how they eat.

Pick the wrong detergent and your nice blue shirt will turn green m8.

Path of Exile?
Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt?

I'm a weird male version of this. Any shopping I do takes way longer than it should unless I know exactly what I want. Otherwise I just pace through the area I'm looking at and wait for my own feelings to make a decision on if I want the black sneakers or the brown boots.

Same, but I won't be home until midnight and I class in the morning. Dinner shift sucks.

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Relevant.

I don't get it either. Gigantic literal faggots who care more about which detergent they use than a woman ever will still manage to go through and pick what they want within seconds.

but i am playing games faggot.

playing farcry 4 with my bro.

Was playing Demon's Souls earlier. I'm bad, tried the Allant fight, got soulsucked 5 times and decided to try again later.

Also, not that I'm surprised that a nearly 10 year old game has dead multiplayer, but I wouldn't mind having someone to invade. Ah well.

good taste

At work. Persona 5 for like 30 minutes when I get home, then I'll watch new Samurai Jack then keep playing P5

That's different, man. Shoes are a long term purchase. You can't just pick up whatever. Unless you're gone of those faggots who owns like 10 pairs, you're probably going to be wearing those every day and thus it warrants some time. Bad example.

I don't play videogames if my hands are greasy or dirty from doing other things.
If I poop during the day I won't touch my vidya until I've had a shower so my hands are nice and clean.

Greasy input peripherals hamper the enjoyment of gaming quite a bit. I wish other anons could relate.

>Persona

You sound cute. No homo.

>Hang at gf's house for a whole week and get balls drained
>didn't play too much vidya, but spent a lot of money somehow
I have the NEED to play vidya, but not the will. How the fuck do I fix this?

How can taking a shower possibly get your hands THAT MUCH CLEANER than washing thoroughly and roughly with soap?

At a wedding.

i just hang around here because this is one of the most posted on boards

I also do this with shampoo, vidya, pants, snacks and pencils.

twitch.tv until you feel like running a game.

Install times can be a bitch on a slower machine is why

90's-chan a best

>Shampoo
fag
>Vidya
ok
>Pants
still ok
>Pencils
If you're spending less than $15 on stationery equipment and you take this long you're a fucking faggot. If you're actually buying something worth money then it's ok.

>Why the fuck aren't you playing video games right now you fucking bitch?

Because I'm watching Extras

I always told myself I would never own more than 1 pair of shoes but then I ended up with 10. I don't know where it all went so wrong.

Waiting for my toaster of a laptop to cool down.

t-thanks

Customer support for Fire TV. Pretty chill most of the time, but on weekends it can get busy so there's no chance to sneak in vidya time.

I spent 1200 bucks on a new TV and a Switch.

Put 20 Hours into Brits of the Wild since yesterday. I just had my good night fap but got caught up in browsing Sup Forums, gimme a break.

i dont have any will to do anything interesting left
i want to rot away

I'm so fucking drunk, just browsing before bed

Liberal media

About to put my daughter in bed. We have to get her in the bath first.

>inb4 a bunch of spergs try to sexualize a part of being a parent

You sound like a shota. If you were a 12 year old Japanese kid you could get a lot of teacher pussy (if you were good looking)

tfw no weeb freinds to play with

so many normies

What's her name? Is she fat? How old?

Well with the shampoo it's not helping with my dandruff and I've heard there's some brands that will be less rough on my hair which is easily weighed down and is already receding giving me that "40 something who can't be asked anymore" look at 25 and I hate it, so I gotta find something lighter. I'm still looking to this day.

It's normalfag you fucking redditurd

kept dying to demon princes, felt like taking a break

I'm sorry.

If you think that's bad, try asking them where they want to go eat dinner.

I'm the type of person who has a checklist of specific items I'm going to buy, and only those items. I'll price compare for a bit and then gtfo to the counter and leave the store as fast as I can. I might spend 15 minutes tops. I don't really understand how people can waste hours just "looking around." I actually used to work in retail and I would see the same people (mostly women) spend half the fucking day in the store, what the fuck is wrong with them?

Honestly, don't know what to play.

This happens every so often. I go pretty hard, but I eventually hit a wall where I don't know what to play next. Kind of in that situation right now.

Contemplating finishing up my PS4 library, or going back and playing some older stuff.

I don't know what to play

>Still adding -fag at the end of words
Grow the fuck up. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

But i am
>23 fps
It's borderless and as you can see i used puush.
It's constant 144

feel like you fit in yet?

I'm weeb but I'm Vita right now

I just finished putting together my new PC and am installing all the programs and games I want.

Their husbands make money. The only things they know how to do with their time are shopping, and fucking other guys. At least they're trying.

Play Paragon. That's a bad time and it's free.

I browse Sup Forums during loading screens.

What video game are you playing?

Don't forget the chipset driver.

I'm working on a Big Boss rank in MGS2. I'm taking a break in between frustration stops.

>Been playing Dragon's Dogma nonstop for 7 days
help...me...stop

>If you think that's bad, try asking them where they want to go eat dinner.
Motherfucker I know this too well. The answer is literally always "I don't care", but the second you suggest something they'll shoot it down. I was driving through town with my GF and she pulled that shit once so I immediately pulled into the Taco Bell. She started her bullshit about how she didn't wanna eat there and I just looked at her and said "I thought you said you didn't care where we ate?" and went inside. She got pissed but it was worth it.

I'm trying to get hyped to play serious sam first encounter, but I might just fuck around with wallpaper engine for another 100+ hours...

It's not just about the hands, having everything else clean means my body won't be itchy or anything while gaming.

>neck/arms/whatever gets itchy
>scratch it
>you now have all the skin and grease under your fingernails
>which then goes all over your controller

I try to avoid stuff like that as much as possible when I play games so I can fully concentrate on and enjoy the experience.

>tfw no one else on Sup Forums is conscious about their hygiene

That's World of Warships.

I can't play video games I need to be productive. Soon.

>shampoo
head and shoulders all the way my brother

>vidya
I usually know exactly what I'm going to buy and might browse briefly if there are deals

>pants
Usually I go in knowing specifically what pants I'll buy: jeans, work pants, dress pants.

>snacks
Trail mix

>pencils
I don't even think about this, literally just buy the cheapest pack of 5 or 10 mechanical pencils I see.

>I am now fully aware the grease transfer is an actual thing.

autism

I was playing DaS2 all day but I hate it so I'm going to browse Sup Forums and find a good game to pirate.

Had to diagnose electrical problems with my truck. Turns out the alternator was just slipping and the belt was pretty thin so I went and bought a new belt and tightened that shit up and loctited the fuck out of it. Actually getting 13V+ now out of it.

Also because I've austismed myself out with 0.15 Factorio with Bob's+Angels+SpaceX mods. Currently debating working on Zelda or my MS Server certification.

It's not sexual to use your semen like soap.

I already tried out that game and it's so garbage I don't want to ever touch it again

How it manages to constantly hit the top five most played on steam is literally mindboggling

too tired to play, not tired enough to fall asleep

I am aware that showering cleans your whole body. What I don't understand is why you specifically HAVE to take a shower just because you took a shit, as opposed to not having taken a shit that day and being perfectly OK with playing games.

90% of my friends exclusively play Valve and Blizzard Games but I have 2 friends to play Monster Hunter and Blazblue with,

Keeps me from ending myself.

Smart man, more mentally prepared than I anyway. I'm a "drawfag" so for the pencils I'm actually worrying about the brand and whether it has the full "B" and "H" spectrum for hardness choice and all that shit.

He asked why taking a shit forces you to shower before video games, you fucking idiot.
>If I poop during the day I won't touch my vidya until I've had a shower so my hands are nice and clean.

Explain this retardation right here.

So 100% of your friends play shit games?

It's legit probably because it's free and has decent graphics which suckers people in.

Usually too tired to play vidya so I just watch anime and tv shows.