This guy comes up to ur gf and slaps her ass

This guy comes up to ur gf and slaps her ass
>wat do

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GRABBIN

Go on my merry way since I don't have a gf

Walk to the other side of the room where my gf has been slapped to and carry her to a hospital.

Buy plane tickets because wherever she landed is probably in a different continent.

Throw Molotov, run like hell, and try not to bump into anything

use an adrenaline shot and throw a pipe bomb behind you. It's the finale, every man for himself when it comes to reaching that boat

Use all 10 shells of the auto-shotty and carefully center mass each shot to kill him without needing to reload once.

Run and shoot

Nigga you weak, I never ever leave a man behind. Even those that use medkits when they're in the yellow and there isn't any spare.

wonder why he slapped my hand and walk away

Just the worst kind of human alive.

SHOOT N' RUN!

AUGH! DIS THREAD BELONGS TO DEH ORKZ NOW!

that brought back some great memories.

Attend my gf's funeral, if I had a gf that is

Wonder when the hell I got a gf.

>asshole teammate pulls this shit
>gets hit by a jockey up ahead
>just run on by
The universe will balance itself out eventually.

>tfw I have never played l4d and when I play peiple votekick me instantly
I just want to play as an infected

Arrange her funeral.

It really does, the real game isn't surviving it is manipulating how much karma you get each game.

Throw a molotov cocktail at him

>l4d2 tank
>getting close enough to smack ass

There's a reason sniper tanks are a thing.

Warhammer is like the embodiment of everything nerdy in the world. I don't understand how anyone can genuinely like it without memeing.

I'm the asshole you gave a (you) too and it still amuses me when I get karma jockey'd or karma pounced.

Jokes aside what is the correct response to someone else touching your woman? Last week a total stranger just walked up to my wife and gave her butt a squeeze but she just laughed and he seemed friendly enough so I didn't do anything.

t. Anthony Burch

Set him on fire and use tier 2 weapons on him.

The L4D community is the most toxic shit you could experience outside of ASSFAGGOTS. Stay far away from it.

Kick him in the legs and laugh at him for missing leg day.

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No kidding

>get kicked out of lobby because someone went on my profile and saw I had less than 500 hours played

wew.

>had two friends I played L4D2 with religiously
>we existed in our own bubble
>gazed upon the bigger community from afar, agreed it was pure garbage
The 3 of us +Rochelle bot got us through everything from expert realism to endless versus matches. Those were good times.

Every now and then I want to go back and revisit and end up playing with bots on normal just to avoid the community.

gets me every time

I played solo with others on expert difficulty through all the levels and it was fine. You guys are fags.

I'm so fucking piseed the fact that this game never came for ps3 and ps4

>some elitist keeps trying to tell me and my two friends what to do on normal mode
>tell him to fuck off after a while that it is normal mode so no planning is needed
>calls me a shitter and says I don't even have 1000 hours and tries to kick me
>me and my two friends just down him and shove him in incapacitated mode until he rage quits

I hate it when people take normal difficulty too seriously

Yeah, it's a damn shame too because campaign got super fucking boring to me. The AI is just too predictable, friendly fire is really the only threat.

Especially when I can aggressively exploit a bunch of maps, I still know a coaster skip in dark carnival, despite their best patching efforts

PUUKKEEE!?

KEK.

If you're playing on normal difficulty you probably are a shitter, though. But they would have to be shitters as well.

My friends never play on anything except easy or normal in any other game and bitch when it is harder.

I always play any game on the highest difficulty except those that delete your save when you die, maybe if I ever feel like playing the game again.

find a new gf because mine disappeared

>throwing molotov
You do know that makes him faster right?

Don't worry guys *I'll* pick Rochelle so no one has to.
>HHUUAAHAHAHAAWSHITSWEETLINCOLNMULLETBOYNOWAYHUAAHAHAHAHAHAAAUGHNOOOOOOOHUUAHAUAHUAHA

Good luck, he's startled the witch

not in l4d2

Voice spammers are the literal worse

But I'm the best voice spammer.

Where do you aim at the witch the ''crown'' it and kill it in one shot with a shotgun? I wait for her to look at me and begin to slowly get up and aim for her head but it barely ever works.

TOSS'N A BILE BOMB

The campaign players are fine, they just have the tendency to quit as soon as things go slightly wrong. Vs community is terrible, you get votekicked for missing 1 atrack as an infected.

I believe you mean literal best

maybe if you're a child

>not hitting two team mates standing together with boomer bile

I think you get her square in the back, pretty sure it doesn't have to be a headshot, just all pellets have to hit.

cringe

Shit ain't right, keep your shit tight

>load in first
>quickly use as many medkits as you can and try to speed run to the next one and use those medkits

This is sadly the only way I play it online now, so much so that me and a real life friend do it together as competition.

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there's certain levels, user
buying little figurines with the edgiest backstories is pretty bad

>playing with randoms
>two of them are bf/gf and the third is a orbiting beta
>girl keeps wandering off and spawning in tons of special infected, triggering hordes, startling the witch
>I'm playing the best game of my life like a fucking machine, killing all these infected, reviving and healing like crazy
>vote kicked because I was "hitting on his gf"

Don't heal my gf dude, she's a pro gamer and doesn't need your charity

>heal teammate in the red with a medkit
>they start shooting me to stop

but why, you have no pills or a medkit

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

fuckin scavenger mode is absolute cancer you made the smallest mistake you get kicked. team mate was being attacked by hunter so i dropped jerry can to save him and they got mad cause apparently he wasnt important enough to save...

I always wondered why they made the Tanks bald in L4D2

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>playing l4d2 with mods
>this starts blasting

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If they get down and revived they'll come back with more health than they currently have. It's a waste of a health pack.

my menu theme is this

youtube.com/watch?v=YfOEEVxBmgk

Just use a medkit

throw molotov on him

Obviously but there were no defibs around.

bro you've got no fucking right to say that kind of shit when you come to a place like this.

>throw molotov on him
Don't be a bitch, throw it AT HIM

Bill and Louis have the best spam laughs

defib him with your mouth you srcub

it's not like i play guro loli VNs

that sounds like somthing someon who plays thos would say

Why was this such a good game? Even L4D2 was great multiplayer fun.

>playing L4D2
>some guy named vegeta
>has image of vegeta
>play like 2 matches with him
>3rd match some new guy comes in and says some shit on mic
>Vegeta gets on the mic
>sounds like vegeta
>start's screaming at the guy for ruining the peace and quiet
It was the best!

Louis was the best Jeers character.
>mfw spamming "OOOOH! And OH NO!" every second

>gf

Kill yourself.

>they keep interrupting Ellis' Keith stories

you first

Yo, Nick.
Yo, Nick.
Yo, Nick.

NOW THAT IS EVEN MORE UNFORGIVABLE

>not killing your three teammates and every single special infected in the final sprint, and surviving yourself

they expect three of us in the wreckage brother
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LEMME AXE U SUMFIN

fucking monsters.

>they keep interrupting Ellis' Keith stories

At that point, he's probably right up next to. I'd submit to the brutal ass pummeling in hopes that is all he'll do before leaving

>interrupting Ellis' Keith stories
No

Fuck you, I want to play this garbage game that only brought me misery now.

Kill Rochel

I'm not a sick fuck who looks at loli guro. Kill yourself.

user, do you like Demonophobia?

>Skipping leg day

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