"Hey bro! You have a Switch too? Come join us"

>"Hey bro! You have a Switch too? Come join us"
What game would you play with them?

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Mario Kart?

a neogaf sport

sucking dick

Rapelay

Where's Messi?

Mario Kart, battle mode

That's easy OP, there's only one game to play with them.

Three-Finger Circlejerk where the loser has a train run on them.

Why are they mostly all chads

They're professional footballers playing for one of the most famous football clubs in the world.

>Football
You mean soccer?

Bomberman is p gud now. MK8D is p gud.

What happened to the whole
>Here's your controller bro lets play together
?

I thought the switch was meant to let people do split screen, yet everyones just playing on their own. Kinda defeats the purpose of those ads.

No, football, only dumb ameritards call football soccer

Wh-why are you guys thumbing me up? I ain't s-sucking any dicks!?

>playing for one of the most famous football clubs in the world.
Bullshit. Not a single one of them play for Man United.

i thought fc barcelona was the most famous because of messy

>Soccer players
>Chads

Soccer players are the biggest numales out

Might as well ask here:
Is there a new F-Zero or Metroid game on the Switch?

>hurr durr google is hard please feed me shitposts

next week.... in game magazines

says some faggot on an anonymous video game imsge board.

>Barca
Like I'd play with a bunch of losers.

Seems like soccer fans get upset as easily as their players get “““““injured”””””

>hurr durr don't talk about my garbage console which apparently doesn't even have any games