>Are you interested in older women?
>Hell yeah I am.
What did they mean by this?
>Are you interested in older women?
>Hell yeah I am.
What did they mean by this?
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20-30 is considered ancient in Japan
Older women are ready to settle down and have kids because clock is ticking
Everything between loli and older women is just unnecessary filler
Its because the character is developing feelings for the protag and wants to know if she has a chance.
>Hell yeah nigga!
>You jelly bro?!?!
>Dude witty!
Why did Reddit localize this game.
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P5 is so full of older women, and most of them are great, seriously, you can't go wrong with either Tae, Kawakami or Chihaya
I'm honestly pissed Sae wasn't in the list.
I like womens taller than me
But Kawakami so far is the best older women hands down.
Also Ohya is actually better than i trought at first, behind that shitty mah drunk stuff, i'll romance her after Kiwakami and Makoto.
>Ohya is actually better than i trought at firs
no, no she's not, user.
Daily reminder that the "cakes" are younger than you are.
>Chihaya
Graduated high school and moved to Tokyo, has been there telling fortunes for 2 years, so that makes her 20. (+4 years over Akira).
>Kawakami
Tells you she's still part of the "young demographic", which is 18-24. Seeing how pathetic she is the rest of the S.Link, she's most likely right on the borderline, so 24. (+8 years over Akira) She's also a virgin
>Tae
Ambiguous, but her working career was at a University Hospital, and then at the TMC. So most likely mid-late 20s. Maybe 26-28ish. (+10-12 years over Akira) She's also a masochist
>Ohya
Completely ambiguous, nothing to use as a guideline here. I could say anything from 25-30+ maybe even through to early 30's. No clue. She's also the worst girl.
>Sae
The secret best girl in the game. She's 24, with a great job, great attitude and incredible body. She's also a virgin.
>implying Kawakimi and Sae have listed ages
>Implying any of them do
Good one champ
>I can't fault his logic so I'll just get angry instead
k
>You are almost Sae's age
>You're still a virgin
>You still browse Sup Forums
Sae is listed as 24, retard.
What's the problem? I'm not saying it's amazing confidant but it personally think it's decent story and character does her job but The bonuses she gives are the worst in the game in game hands down.
Why not take some bros and go to Thailand?
It's a 100% reversal of the dynamic, you'll be walking along the main street and having incredibly hot chicks grabbing you and trying to pull you into bars. You're, probably for the first time in your life, a hot commodity.
It's an incredible feeling.
(Don't go to the main cities like Bangkok or Pattaya, go to places like Koh Samui, which is a little tropical island paradise, just with a whole town of girls eager to fuck Westerners).
>megamitensei.wikia.com
>Age 24
Hmmmmm!
Thanks m8 but
>Thailand
I'm not sure getting STDs from a ladyboy is the best for a first time.
Are there real (((girls))) there ?
Absolutely.
Don't let the ladyboy meme put you off, it's literally just a funny story. If you're worried about them, just hang around with actual/real girls, they'll keep them away.
Why?
Because the heirachy in Thailand (when it comes to bars/sex) is simple.
Women >>>>>>>>> Ladyboys >>>>>> Men.
The Ladyboys make more money than boys but not as much as women, so many of them turn to thievery, which gives the bars a bad name and drives customers away, so the actual girls hate them and keep them away. You'll literally never have an issue, unless you stay in Bangkok or specifically go to Ladyboy hangouts.
Go to a tropical island, hang out in a bar, have literally half the bar staff and customers interested in you and then fuck any of them literally at your leisure.
If she's working you have to pay her night's wages to take her home though, that's a "Bar fine", about 1500 DESU, so about $30ish USD. But if you go to a club you can always pick up normal girls just the same, hell, they'll be throwing themselves at you.
>STDs
Wear a fucking condom you moron
i was in cosa muy with a few buds. lost my virginity there and it was amazing. had this one bitch who would always come to me the moment she saw me.
my friend who was pretty loaded on this trip bought a girl who become his servant for 24 hours. he told her to buy food and drugs and she do it for him (his money of course) and fucked her anytime he wanted.
just dont go to a black alley or try to cheat people there or you get stab.
And just 'cause I'm nice, I'll give you a reccomendation.
If you ever do actually go, when you're in Bangkok, make sure, absolutely make sure, to head to Soi 8 Sukhumvit and check out the bar "Lolita's"
Ignore the name, there's no underage girls there. It's a "blowjob bar". Essentially prostitution for girls who don't wanna give away their body, they make less money to send to their parents in the countryside, but holllllly shit do they do a good job.
Only three girls in the whole world have ever gotten me off from a BJ and two of them worked in that bar. Costs about 1200 THB and worth every cent of it, you'll be walking out bow legged for sure.
>ladyboy
one of my friends fucked a lady boy by accident and we made fun of him for it the rest of the trip.
Kawakami says in game that shes 27.
>Daily reminder that the "cakes" are younger than you are.
Nah I'm 18. They're still older
Haha you "Long time'd" a girl, without even paying for it? Nicely done man, nicely done.
What your friend got is pretty much the full service. You pay for a night, which is just that, or pay for her to look after you, show you around, take care of you, all the fun stuff for a week or so. It's not exactly my style (I want to be able to change girls without worrying about her being jealous) but it's worth it if you wanna try the girlfriend experience.
Honestly, if you've got money to throw around you should be heading to a threesome bar though. Pick two girls, or pick one girl and get her to pick the second... Maybe too much for a virgin, but absolutely worth checking out while you're there.
When? She literally doesn't.
That cannot happen by accident outside of being incredibly drunk or hanging out in Bangkog/Pattaya/Phuket in the bars that actually let ladyboys talk to customers.
when? I don't recall that.
Well it actually sounds pretty great.
I know the Ladyboy thing is a meme but since I never went myself but I don't recall any friend saying "Haha, he fucked a tranny".
We were going to go to Spain since it's cheaper (we live in France) but I'll check the price for Thailand.
>Wear a condom
That was to emphasize the meme.
Thanks I take note.
>Those big, juicy, saggy titties.
yes please
Oh, good. Another Shitstona thread where people only talk about their waifus.
Good.
We only had like 15 persona threads up on Sup Forums right now. Glad you made another one.
>No option to pick "hell no"
I was disappointed.
>That cannot happen by accident
funny story.
two of my friends party until almost morrning and they wanted to buy hookers but most places were closed. when they finally found one place that was open, only one "girl" was available so my friend said fuck it and took "her" back to the hotel.
that idiot did not make "her" show "her" ID at the hotel reception so he fucked "her". in the morrning one of the hotel staff saw "her" and apparently knew "her" and told one of my friends that she was a ladyboy.
We also talk about ladyboys.
Because I'm not white therefore I do not look like a Westerner
being a fit black-man has its perks.
we also went to bangkok on the last today's on the trip but it was boring as sin. apparently, it was the month of Buddhas death so all the clubs and whorehouses were closed.
did find one bitch i could fuck but we stopped after 10 minutes beacuse my penis was "too big"
was so fucking mad that night.
If only it was a waifu thread, this one is about disgusting normalfags talking about fucking trannies.
I guess I have to go to Thailand now.
kek
Do you look Thai? No? Then you're fine, triply so if you speak English.
Do you know how many ronery Jap/Chinese businessmen go to Thailand to plow Thai girls? Some (expensive) bars are Japanese only.
If you're black that's fine since novelty.
If you're brown then lol@u
> Kawakami
> virgin
> as a literal sex worker
lol
>mcmichael claimed this post was a joke
>Blithering hypocritical spastic
>"great attitude"
I get that this doesn't translate well into the west where there isn't the same mindset, but she's literally not.
She was part of a maid service, that's close to but not actually sexually driven. You can check those kinda things out online if you want, a maid comes to your house, cooks, cleans, whatever. The attraction is the fetish of having a dressed up maid (remember this is a low test society).
She's not gonna fuck you, you know that because
1. It's a service 3 underage boys can order
2. It costs ~$50USD. How many hookers have you brought for 50 bucks?
The "extra services" She mentions are mostly a tease (like being invited to the backroom of a strip club). She'll give you her massage, that's it. Typically you could 'tip" for oral or a tug-job if she likes you, but there's no indication Kawakami does that.
She doesn't fuck her clients for $50. She was going to transfer to a prostitution service, you saved her from that, that's part of why she lets you cash in her v-card.
>any woman past the age of 16
>virgin
the delusion is strong
Pathetic women exist, user.
And yet she says she is on the Ferris Wheel date. What more do you want?
[citation needed]
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>I've never done this with anyone else
>I've never felt like this before
>D-Do you mind that I'm not as experienced as I look? Even though I'm older?
Huh, yeah, it's a real mystery
>inexperienced = virgin
reaching
it's all persona, nier or overwatch waifu shit
waifufags need to be gassed
And yet these are the best threads of the board.
Just You need to go back to plebbit, insecure faggot
Japan.
Which boards do Sae browse?
>Sae
>great attitude
Tells a high school honor student that she is useless.
age is just a number
Sup Forums, /news/, maybe /his/
She's incredibly stressed at the time and immediately apologises. Look at her headpats in November to see how she really feels.
>Never done before + Embarrassed about not having any experience
>Somehow that means she's experienced
No user, you're the one who's reaching
Honest question? Did Chihaya work as a prostitute in a nigh club after she moved to Tokyo? Falls quite well with naive dumb country girl-type.
You know not only men can be turbo-nerds. Didn't you watch Haneke's Piano Teacher?
The age of lolis have come to an end.
You're right, this is so much worse than calling each other fags and cucks over which gaming platform they use, flipping your shit over 'niggers', jews, and SJW boogymen in every possible game or game decision, and shitposting endlessly about upcoming games.
What is Islam and conservative Christians?
YES
Good for you, Potter-kun
imagine just fucking her mouth in this exact position, balls flapping on her eyes
>She's also the worst girl
I'll kill you, the only reason is heavy competition.
>>Tae
Near the end of her confidant you meet up with a guy named "middle-aged man" Tae says he was one year above her in med school. Middle age is about 40 so being generous I'm thinking she is at least 30-35.
Being a year above somebody has nothing to do with age in college. All it means definitively is that the person had been going to med school one year longer
does someone have this pic but it's Joker's face and hes shining?
Here's all of them
thanks user
God damn user, woman around you are that bad?
>game is 'translated'
>orsen-san
>san
>Chihaya
>That japanese on the sign behind them
Why are translators so fucking terrible at their job?
This Also, middle age in Japan is like at least 40. No way my favourite drug dealer is this old
>Older women are ready to settle down and have kids because clock is ticking
I like older women for this because they are normally more calm and understand that life is not fantasy. So many girls my age are fucking retards when it comes to this. I've dated three separate girls that before me only had honeymoon relationships. I was the first that made it past that for each and they all complained of the same thing. Real life is BORING. Once you settle into it and the honeymoon phase of learning everything about each other wears off shit gets mundane. You have work, they have work, they have hobbies without you, you have hobbies without them. You get a couple of hours a day if you really for it to be together and that's normally spent doing mundane things like cleaning but together. Each one thought that I "tricked" them somehow. One said I lied about my personality. Each one left to jump right back into more honeymoon relationships. Last I checked up on them each went through 3+ boyfriends.
The bad part about older women though is that they are WAY more conservative and traditional which I am not about at all. They want a man to take care of them and they all want to be house wives. Push out a few kids then stay home for the next 18 years. In this economy we both got to be working. Period.
>Meet her in maid job for the first time.
>Literally implicates sexual favors before even seeing the face of her customer or their age.
Face it, user. Your waifu sluts it up nightly.
>tfw older than almost all P5 girls
I don't know what I'm doing with my life, but I'm not sure that I care anymore.
>dating cakes is now dating your own age
I remember seeing this post multiple times in the past but I never thought it'd happen to me.
No, you just sound really uninteresting.
I was with a girl who had broken off from like 3 other boyfriends in my freshman year of high school and she kept with me all throughout. Why? Because I did my best every day to appear attractive, intelligent, charming, funny, and a pleasure to be around. Even though school was mundane I made a point of trying to brighten her day, and she reciprocated positively.
Same thing for when I got out of high school. Same thing for when I got a job. Girls want to be around people they find romantic and like to see when men are at least trying to be romantic. Does it take a lot of effort? Yes. But does it lead to girls thinking that 'you tricked them', or 'jumping back into honeymoon relationships with other men'? No.
>the I'm 38
>Probably the same age as Sojiro.
Damn, makes me realize what a mess my life actually is.
>have more or less good well-paying job
>still in no relationship because spend my time on movies/books/vidya which is more fun for me
>24
By now I'm not sure if I'm just narcissistic. I'm just afraid once I'm in relationship I have no time for things I love...
>Everything besides loli is just unnecessary filler
ftfy
>tfw in your 30s
>tfw you would be the "over-the-hill-caretaker" character, or one of the teachers that gives quiz questions.
>tfw characters in their fucking 20s are described as being "older."
Japan is fucking stupid.
Not him but
>Girls want to be around people they find romantic and like to see when men are at least trying to be romantic. Does it take a lot of effort? Yes.
Is why I slowly stopped dating. Girls always want this but never fucking give it back. Its fucking exhausting always being the initiator and doing everything. I want a girl that does it right back and makes me feel special too.
>tfw characters in their fucking 20s are described as being "older."
Its because they view dating as a teen and 20's thing only. You are supposed to settle down and put all that behind you by 30. Anyone past that still looking for love is stigmatized in Japan.
It's really not hard to appear outgoing and interesting if you want to be, user. Trust me, the amount of people who beneath the surface are actually some ultra-chad are few and far between.
If you don't want to actually be in a relationship, though, don't. Don't let others' expectations tell you how you should spend your own time.
YOU CAME WAY TOO FAST. SOMEONE MUST HAVE FLUFFED IT FOR YOU BEFOREHAND. TELL ME!
Well, that's just luck, user. The thing is, the more you express yourself, the more likely the other will want to express themselves too. I wouldn't give up trying to find someone good for you just because girls in the past have let you down - I know that sounds like cheesy romance flick advice and the only thing I have to support it is anecdotal evidence, but I do think it genuinely comes true for the majority of people.
America isn't the whole world user.
Fucking dumbass Americans
>mfw just realized Kawakami's english voice actress is the same as Yukari
Hello, I'm your future brother-in-law. Please take care of me.
Going from worst girl to best girl? Not bad.
More like Best girl of P3 to Best girl of P5
Boy she's on a streak
En marche indeed.
Michelle Ruff is rather hot for a older woman. Look her up.