>horrible personality.
v: oh my god, we love you d.va!
v: i want to smell inside d.va's suit!
v: i want d.va to have my children!
>horrible mechanics.
v: fuck off demon! she's the spawn of satan and should burn in hell!
it's nice to know you guys favour the underage meme goblin with the ear rapingly high pitch voice over this goddess.
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>she will never sit on your face
But we prefer Mercy
Mei has the worst personality of them all
t. d.va main.
t evil chink main
She does though? Every interaction in game has her acting like a bitch. Put the cunt back on ice
>one got a new skin and an entire crossover promotion dedicated to her being the newest character in the game
>one is fat and only appeals to people who assume that lowering their standards makes it less disappointing when their wife turns into a flabby hog later in life
>she does though
what. the only lines where she's being a bitch is when she's talking to characters that deserve it. e.g junkrat, the world wide criminal and reaper, the good guy gone bad sociopath.
Junkrat and Roadhog are the best characters personality wise.
her personality is really representative of the average chinese girl
how'd they get it so perfect
>tfw watching a hospital TV show with Russian Mercy in one of the main roles
Trashmouse and Bikepig in HotS when
I wanna play a hero like Pudge but holy fuck is Stitches fucking horrendous to look at
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>wow mei I love reading your journal you go to all these amazing places
>yeah, I guess you don't go outside very much
Mei is a cunt.
she's stating the obvious. d.va is a lazy sack of shit.
All of them have shitty personalities.
D.va is a soldier and pro gamer, not some shut in, Mei is a cunt.
>D.Va treats her streams and starcraft like a job and her only time out it to fight a war that would result in her and everyone she loves dying if lost.
>Me gives her shit for this and somehow isn't a bitch.
There is also one with her and Mercy and she basically calls Mercy old in the bad sense. Your chink is a piece of shit i legitimately want out of overwatch. She brings nothing to the game but faggots like you
Are you watching it on TV or online.
I can't find an english version of these shows. They are on tv but I don't have one and don't speak russian so I can't watch them on russian websites.
Online. Cклиф doesn't have subtitles in English anyway.
i know that feel user.
My favourite thing about Mei is her retarded voice though.
One of the best part of updates is looking to see what English phrase they got her voice actor to mangle next. The last one was 10/10 Engrish.
Fat whale
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no u
I strongly feel that this thread is an insult to life itself.
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Mei is a fucking sociopath.
Remember the snowball game?
"I'm putting a rock in this one!"
>console players.
like pottery.
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Mei is actually a bit fucked up in the head and not a very nice person. But I feel that suits her fine since Im playing to kill or otherwise harass the enemy team. Bullying people in quick play by trying to freeze them for example, never gets old.
can't we just all be friends?
>master1200
>curvy chinese girl with no tits who lets you bareback her and cum inside or wherever you want
or
>chubby chinese girl with nice big tits who only lets you fuck her if you wear a condom, she will let you cum in her mouth though
which pick
no contest.
Who the fuck is v?
Who needs tits if you have hips?
>pat pat pat!
Mei was just too cute during that. She's just the cutest, period.
D.va tits are perfect sized though.
This isn't a hypothetical situation, friend.
face > ass > hips > tits
>implying anyone has one
Describe the personality of ANY of the overwatch characters. Go on.
>underage meme goblin.
read the op next time user.
>no armpit hair or jungle peeking out from below
Why bother drawing at all then?
>le fat meme
You are just as annoying as the le thicc meme faggots
>pro gamer
>not a shut in
Your waifu is a shit, deal with it faggot.
Yeah D.va is shit I agree.
Mei is a terrible human being
Well, human, she is a chink
>he likes hair.
bump.
Man the expressions on dead characters my dick rock hard.
>master1200
Dumb Mei poster.
can this be the new fat thread
yes.
>he doesn't like hair
neat
D.Va is objectively the most fun character and best girl.
>giant mech
>boosters with free movement in any direction perfect for chasing 50 health fuckers running away from a fight
>shuts down ultimates with a normal ability
>own ultimate is the most ridiculous showy shit where you literally just throw a fucking nuke at people
>effective 750 health pool
All on top of being cute as a fucking button.
>skin tight tights
>in the COLD
As much as I love HEALTHY Meis, this shit don't add up.
>horrible personality
Yeah, that fat piece of shit you posted sure does have one.
>new game mode
>it's literally all Mei
It's the future. Maybe thin insulation has become a science.
Snowball fight was fun as fuck. I can't wait for it to come back.
I play only mei and Junkrat since 3300 and now i'm 3600 , wtf ?
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The one thing Blizzard BTFO of Valve on is new game modes. I wish Valve would have done this, game modes invented from the ground up.
Soldier and Pharmacy are ruining the game, the season 1 was much better.