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>nintendo
hype: 1/10
>sony
hype: 8/10
>xbox
hype: 2/10
>ubisoft
hype: 5/10
>ea
hype: 3/10
>pc gaming show
hype: 2/10
>square enix
hype: 1/10

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Sony and Square I expect a solid show. Those companies know how to put on a decent conference.
Nintendo I dont know what to expect. mario is a given but Nintendo is always a mixed bag at E3. They really gotta bring something new though cause theybreally gotta keep the switch hype going.
Microsoft and EA I expect the usual same franchises snd corperate buzzwords.
Ubisoft I expect a fun disaster like every year.
PC show I expect comfy followed by fucking nothing and AMD shilling like the last PC show.

shit E3 is almost here....

I've been unemployed for most of the year...

wtf am I doing with my life

scratch cyberpunk, CDPR confirmed it won't be there

>Nintendo
Hoping for Metroid, I expect Virtual Console news, hype is low, I've been burned before
>Sony
Hoping for Bloodborne 2, expecting Bloodborne 2, hype is Bloodborne 2
>Microsoft
Could not give less of a shit
>Ubisoft
Hoping for Splinter Cell, expecting AssCreed WE WUZ KANGS, hype is lower than dirt
>EA
STAR WARS
>PC gaming show
I'm expecting a disaster worse than 9/11
>Square Enix
I'm hoping for release dates to literally fucking anything they've announced in the past 3 years, hype is high due to nostalgia

>I've been unemployed for most of the year...
Are you me??
I want and need a job to buy my vidya

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>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft, and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>TimeSplitters 4
>Valve announces an original IP
>FF7 Remake looks promising
>Red Dead Redemption 2 not delayed
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask/3D ALttP remakes announced for Switch
>2D Castlevania
>Platinum sign agreement to never do another licensed game, funded by mysterious billionaire video game connoiseur
>New Ueda project announced
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>2D Zelda
>Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer, isn't cyberpunk Witcher 3
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>San Andreas remake
>Todd, Peter, and Sean all die (offstage)
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Horror game that isn't YouTube reaction bait announced
>Scalebound renewed, goes full multiplat
>Summoner reboot
>Death Stranding shows something substantive
>Chapter 3
>WoW vanilla servers
>Bayonetta 3 (multiplat)
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to direct Ninja Gaiden 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>BLAMEsouls trailer
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage

Do you never get tired of yourself user?

>E3 every year
No. E3 has actually gotten worse.
I used to expect nothing, and still be let down.
But then I started to expect worse than nothing, and it still managed to let me down.

>Sony actually went full microsoft and started charging for online play
>Sony later doubles down and makes it even more expensive
>Finally Nintendo follows suit as well
>"Next-gen" systems that almost exclusively run games that the previous systems could already run
>PC releases are filled to the brim with one if not multiple kinds of draconian DRM that only serve to inconvenience and negatively affect the paying customers. Worse so than the illegitimate consumers even.
>Game localization just keeps getting worse more or less across the game localization industry

I could go on. But it's depressing really.

Only thing in the realm of possibility here is 2d Zelda

I come from the future

this e3 marks my 3 years of unemployment
bout time I got my act together
but after e3

I know that feel

>Square enix
Want: Release dates
Expect: Trailers without release dates
>Sony
Want: Games
Expect: remasters, trailers of games we'll se in a decade
>Ubisoft
Want: to not cringe
Expect: to cringe a lot
>Nintendo
Want: new IPs
Expect: rehashes of old IPs
>others
couldn't care less

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You want a new IP already?

Not necessarily, just previously unannounced stuff.

>STALKER 2
Why you have to remind me?

Cant wait to see scorpio in action.
and some new AAA games on Xbox one.
Im discontinuing my ps plus membership after persona 5 being a disappointment to myself and the only game on ps4 i was interested in.

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