Someone insults your online name

>someone insults your online name
How do you react?

":^)"

why would anyone ever make fun of XxLegolasBRxX?

lol

Report for toxic behavior :)

just like ure mom

That's a challenge to see who's got more witty banter in my book

I name myself after common kitchenware
I've never seen anyone insult a microwave

>Online alias is two words, so people call me by either half of it or the full name and the name will always stick out uniquely; easy to say and a simple name to stand out
>Have gotten a few compliments before for just having a humorous name, never any insults
>Rarely ever run into people with a similar username - it has happened though - and never met anyone with the same username as mine
Feels good.

Fuckin cancer giving piece of metal shit fgt

I met a guy on csgo whose profile pic was a microwave and his name was something like "Panasonic NN-SE796S". It really is great

go make some more bullshitery videos womble

cry a little
You can't change your online name on sony systems
At least with the other one If I made stupid shit I can just buy another username.

F-fuck you

I don't even know who you're referring to.

heh

How do I learn to bantz?

Cancer des hemorroides. People usually laugh and call me cancer.

Mine is too good for anyone to insult without sounding like a retard looking to pick a fight so I usually just ignore them.

>people think im girl based off of my username
>it's not even gender specific
why

Ignore

This happens to me too
>people ask me if I'm a girl when I play online games on steam based on my username
>change it
>people still think I'm a girl sometimes

This was the case for several years on my druid main in WoW, back in vanilla through BC. Almost everyone I met and my entire guild always thought I was a woman because I typed properly yet seldom, and had a name that didn't sound like either gender. I played a druid and was always in a shapeshift form too, so noone saw that I was a male night elf.

I regret putting my city in the username as a kid because people are always racist to me.

Chicongo? Detroit?

I'm not American or black. I'm from London. People always call me a Paki and to go back to Iraq. I'm Bengali for fucks sake.

It's pretty bad how people can get though. Some kid, sounded 11 or 12, was playing Halo 3 last year and was on my team. Name was Xdwayne2003 or something and people kept calling him a nigger and how he should be a slave. Poor little guy.

>I'm Bengali for fucks sake

>Bengali


Anyways, how do I find nice/cool looking and sounding names? I'm uncreative so I always stick with character names from games.

>mfw my online handle is 100% unique and pretty good

Leave me alone.
I ain't gonna take shit from some animeposting fuccboi. Square up, faggot.

>implying anyone can make fun of CuddlyKitten1488

That sucks man. You could have traveled to a less obvious Anglo country, like New Zealand. And the kid shouldn't even be playing online, for fucks sake where are his fucking parents?

not at all

If I'm remembering correctly, he was staying at his brother's or cousin's place who was busy reading books. Must've been a college kid or something. Probably let the kid play in the other room so he could study better.

>set my name to joebobx when I was younger
>got called jukebox

>migrate to country to leech off it and shit up online games like a cunt
>get upset when told to fuck off

I was born and raised here, dickhead.

Just name it after a song you listen to. Some J-trance tracks have some cool sounding names

I was 12 years old

>take snake
>put it in a barn
>it lays eggs
>those eggs create cows

This is what you believe

i just scream "SHUT UP YOU GAY NIGGERS" into the mic
despite being 18 my voice hasn't cracked yet so i get away with it

>autists on Sup Forums
>having music tastes outside of bass boosted video game music

Man, the game is so fucking awful, but I miss the way the general used to be.

I forgot Sup Forums unironically listens to video game music heh.

What does this have to do with me not being a migrant?

If you're voice didn't break at 13-15, you may as well end your life.
t. 19 y/o

>i-im not a migrant, I'm just an alien to the native people and unironically think their country belongs to me!
>my shitskin parents came into this country to shit me out so they can pretend I'm "british", why aren't you tolerant and accepting of me diluting your nation?

...

ITS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY
waiting on my growth spurt too

aaaaaaannyyy daaaayyyy noww

I forgot Sup Forums is a reddit board now

Usually I get called by characters name/class.

You're not a migrant if you're born here. My parents are, I'm not.
┐(´~｀)┌
Keep going, brotha. I believe in you, I guess.

>I'm not entitled and feel like I deserve to own your countty, I was BROUGHT here and it's MYU country now

alright shitskin. do you wonder why people are preparing to hang you and your ilk?

i go by "test" in milsims and it's pretty kek worthy

>People always call me a Paki
>I'm Bengali
Used to be East Pakistan anyway.

Never said it was my country. I live here and love it here as much as anyone can love a major city riddled with crime and drugs.
>you wonder why people are preparing to hang you and your ilk?
Jokes on you, fag. I wanna hang myself! Get fucked, nerd!
I know.

>London
>I'm Bengali
top kek
go back to fucking Bengal

>Russia people is like black but wrong color by accident
Oh god, and it's so true. Cyka.

POST YOUR FUCKING USERNAME RIGHT NOW. I'LL SHOOT YOU IF ITS BAD

>how to bully children

>Name with a word using the British spelling because the phrase/word is from a book written by a British author
>HA HA YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU SPELLED [Word] WRONG

No way, you first.

Go back in time and register his online name before him, and all it's variants.
Take that xXxFagLordxXx for insulting my .::LordOfTheNight::.

id/neverknowsbesthuh

bully me master and make me you're whore! I erp for videogames!

BAD

You live
Sir Scumbag

your turn wanker

>name is gringo
>people call me a Mexican

Dstrov

This girl was murder after this picture was taken, right?

>paki
>pakistan
>go back to iraq
I dont think you should get too upset by retards

ALL I WANNA DO IS CLICK CLICK BOOM AND TAKE YO MONEY

>of course his name is Aedando all spics are good at soccer

some gold 3 scrub after a match where I boosted a friend in Rocket League 2v2

I had a hearty kek and then let him know the horrors he would face if he ever reached my level (s4 champion I)

It is pretty funny looking back on it but I was a dumb(er) kid at the time.
MIA lived pretty close to me actually. Like a borough over, I think.

POP POP

Fuck you.

>have incredibly bland username
>lots of other people have it too
>have to continue making variations of it to keep something vaguely similar as username
>final result ends up actually being pretty original
It's an odd feel.

m8, there's a time and place to be a cunt but this isn't one of them. Go back to Sup Forums and shitpost over there because your fantasy land where races are segregated and you've stomped out degeneracy will never fucking happen.

Anyone that looks indian is a paki you dirty fucking curry munching cunt I seriously hate you fuckers and how you smell I WANT TO JUMP ON YOUR HEAD I AM ACTUALLY ANGRY

DIRTY PAKI CUNT

>Name myself "Cat"
>It's too simple for people to form an opinion
>But it's also so simple that it becomes memorable

nah lad, this just literally has 0 reason to be on Sup Forums. It's fine if you wanna yell nigger but when you start spamming Sup Forums infographs and shit up a thread because someone said they're a 2nd gen native then we have a problem.

pussy

Petnavi

im a girl so that's not even insulting ;)

>Thot Patroller Kira

Find a flaw. Pro tip: you can't

CHEEKI BREEKI

Alla caps.

You should be making Wolf breakfast.

>Jobrony

>trusting the worst flag on int
>implying that Sup Forums isnt a reddit colony

>Cybrisk
Have literally used this handle for online shit since I was about 11, and I'm 22 now. Back then I wanted something that sounded cool, like a cyborg future ninja or some shit, and Cybrisk is the first thing I hacked out.

>completely unique name that sounds like a real word but isn't
>name never taken
>all the old forums are dead so if someone googles my username the most embarassing thing they'll find is me saying "hah that's funny" on some joke blig from 13 years ago
feels good man

>use same nickname since 1998
>some streamer has a name somewhat similar to mine
>people sometimes ask me why I named myself after said streamer

It's only mildly annoying that people would think I'd name myself after a nobody.

What's the streamer's name?

anyone ever assume you are that streamer or are the names not similar enough?

Crai moar, bitch ass nigga

>Jojo=mlp now
I want Reddit to go and stay go

Jojo IS reddit. Ever since it got an anime it became normie to the max and spergs won't shut up about it, hence Jobrony.

He's right though. JoJo fans exhibit the same behavior as bronies did at the height of their popularity.

>play Guild Wars
>character has to have first and last name
>later condense frist letters of those names to one nickname
It's pretty unwieldy and unexiting but it does its job

>Tfw you put your year of birth in your username