You will never be a good looking girl who can easily make sickening amounts of money by streaming on Twitch

>You will never be a good looking girl who can easily make sickening amounts of money by streaming on Twitch

Why even live?

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Women peak early in life.

Commit yourself to mastering something and you'll enjoy old age much more.

>TFW you will be a foreverly exhausted wage slave working 80 hours a week until you die and all women have to do is shake their ass and they can make a comfortable living

>tfw donated $500 to stpeach and still didn't get nudes

This meme needs to die, I stream regularly and don't make shit

I'm trying to get my gf (male) to stream but she's not interested

>sickening amounts of money
>my sides

Only female streamer I've ever watched was dizzykitten

>gf (male)

Any gayfags here? I'm straight but pretty skinny and fem looking. I'd be willing to be a guy's slut if it meant not working. My question is what is it like sucking dick or taking it in the ass?

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>Even as a good looking girl you'd still be autistic as shit and never be a successful entertainer
There is no reason to live

those subhumans on twitch literally don't care
just show some cleavage and you're set
they are that retarded

I would let her have sex with me.

I wouldn't recommend it. Mine does, and even though she's top 500 in Street Fighter, streaming barely makes her anything and there's always going to be bullies that wreck her day.

Women don't know how to invest so while hey make sick dosh based on their looks; looks fade while the man who got trades/professions, went on to be successful and can have their pick of any QT22/7 cumdumps they want.

>let her

Hahahahahahaha

>implying you're good looking
>implying you're a girl

I'm straight too, but if you would dress up like a girl and learn to cum from anal penetration, you could become my living onahole. Post contact info so we can work something out.

Women get to make money from their looks for a few years.

Men can't rely on their looks, so they have to be funny or good. As such they make money all their lives.

I'm considering working on making my voice a bit more feminine and applying some basic makeup to stream as a girl. I'm just a bit worried someone might get mad though if they find out.

I sucked a few guys off over the years. It's pretty boring. The only good part is getting a hot load on your face and mouth

>You will never be a good looking girl
Not with that attitude you won't

You won't make that much money. There are plenty of cute girls that stream that make peanuts, you just don't see people complaining about those. You still have to have charisma, and seeing as your best out in life is dressing up in girly clothes and hoping people throw money at you, I doubt you have it.

BBRRRRAAAAPPPP

You're right, I'm not good with people at all.

You have to see the bigger picture. The women can do that until they're about 30, and that's being generously old. Then their looks fade and they won't get any views anymore. Then they'll realize they have literally no experience in snything but being camwhores and they won't be able to find any proper job.

And streaming doesn't get them rich. They get by with stream money, but it's not like they build up a buffer in the mayve 5 years they can stream their looks.

>implying there isn't a market for milfs
user, you're on fucking Sup Forums and you don't know this?

Not in the streaming department.

Inuitinua sure is making the big bucks huh

>Inuitinua
isnt she like 25?

doesnt look like a milf but I mean if that is what milfs look like...

OP you could start with posting a girl who actually looks good you know?

Guys make more money than girls on Twitch.

>he thinks 25 is old

ohh to be young again

*sniffff*
mmmm

because I'm a white male who has limitless options to make much more money through more interesting and reputable ways lol

>You will never be a good looking girl

>tfw you're a Hispanic male so you're a little gimped in that department
feels subpar

What kind of money are we talking about?

literally tens of dollars user

>t. Jealous virgins

It's pretty funny that Sup Forums shots on people for trying to promote women in games because they're "underrepresented", and rightfully so, but would gladly make it illegal for female twitch streamers to he a thing because it's "not fair"

i've had sex though

Shit sucks man

yeah a minute

mom doesn't count

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no this is total earnings for a month user only cute girls get lots of money and ther bitch OP posted IS NOT FUCKING CUTE SHE IS UGLY AS FUCK

>My question is what is it like sucking dick or taking it in the ass?
It's pretty much the greatest feeling a human being could ever experience. Try it once and you won't ever feel the need to pretend to be "straight" ever again,

Is there a market for hot dudes to act like mansluts while streaming?

As in, if I was ripped, could I get smelly fujos to give me money for nothing and buy my soiled boxer briefs?

Sonya is so fucking hot.

what are you, gay?

Maybe, but you shouldn't even try it. Your dignity is worth more than anything you'd get in return. Men are better than women, they don't need to sink to their level.

I dont think 25 is old at all I was questioning if anyone in their 20's would even be considered a milf as that poster implied inuit was a milf.


Though if we were going by definitions there could be an 19 year old that is a mother whom men want to fuck and thus could be considered a milf.

>Your dignity
Don't even talk to me about dignity, you little faggot.

looks like poor Paris Hilton

milf stands for
mother id like to fuck

a 16 year old could be a milf

i really dislike blondes.

i've fucked about 3 of them and each one was unable to live up to my expectations

Good looking girls don't exist. All females are fucking hideous beyond belief, inside and out.

Im pretty sure my last sentence stated that.

Now...how bout GMILF's?

MILF is an aesthetic, not age-specific.
Quit being retarded

What about girls (male)?

Trannies are horrible too. Only pure boys can be cute or attractive. Crossdressing is fine of course, but hormones are never okay under any circumstances.

no but if you'd like you can learn a bit of Japanese and move to Japan to work as a foreigner boyfriend for higher
theres these pseudo whore houses all over major cities there, basically some forever-alone, office-slaving, westaboo, Disney-loving jap girls will pay for hand holding
the only catch is the people who have done it say its extremely degrading and makes them want to die

Gilf**

milf means a girl has had a kid but you want to fuck her that is literally what it means

>Have an online friend, she's gorgeous and pretty good at games.
>Pretty chill and nice as well, bought me a game at Christmas.
>She's somehow amassed a bunch of black knights.
>No seriously. She asked if anyone wanted to play a game and a guy loses his shit and yells at her and blocks her.
>She simply said she couldn't afford Nioh and people immediately called her a money-seeking whore.
>She sometimes streams.
>Gets 3-10 viewers at max and they're all being mean to her in chat.

I see threads like this all the time and it always reminds me of her. Seems like people get so mad about girls like OP that some dudes go in hard on girls that actually like games.

This. Twinks >>> shit >>>>>>> everything else.

yeah but it's not figuratively what it means

>tfw not good enough for random user on Sup Forums

doushio~

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pics or it didnt happen

yes it is a women could be 40 years old and never had kids so she woulds not be a milf dont be a retard morty

I'm gonna need specifics user.

this. You fucking roastie.

you see,
unless you can prove your story
you are full of shit

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>the only catch is the people who have done it say its extremely degrading and makes them want to die
That's literally every other service job I've ever had so game on, motherfucker.

>be bi-curious
>really want my ass creampied

1. Can you feel the cum in your ass?
2. How do I find a guy willing to bareback me who is disease free?

Sure it does fag kill yousef

There are four possible picture requests there.

>Pictures of her.
>Screenshots of her getting shit for wanting to play games.
>Screenshots of her getting called a whore.
>People giving her shit in Twitch chat.

Not sure who dropped you on your head to make you think me asking you what you wanted to see immediately meant I had no evidence, but that's life.

>tfw you are a good looking girl, but you don't wanna whore yourself out to arabs while playing shitty games like LoL and Dota
Even if I wanted to, the market is too saturated and nobody wants to watch girls play good games and not flirt. And it's not a stable source of income. I seriously hope they have a real job as a backup or education.

when its a social act you'll find its a little different
these girls won't actually care about you, they just want you to pretend to be their pretty dress-up doll-boy and you'll have to convince them you are but with the underlining idea that you both know she has to pay for it
and before you say thats okay, no you don't get sex and they'll probably be ugly anyways

I opened this at work. Also I was mid fap which made it worse.

hey look, you could have tried posting any of those right now
but you didn't
so yeah
you're full of shit

can you link her twitch? lol no you can't

Wrong, you're thinking of cougars

>gf (male)
so your gf is a she(male)?

I'm not jealous, or a virgin. My friend is going to start streaming, the only thing I don't like is that it promotes the worst trends of nostalgia and flavor of the month titles.

Also women get judged constantly because of their vaginas. Benefiting or not benefiting from it in small markets doesn't change that where it matters.

trannies aren't good enough for anyone. you belong in a ditch

Sell your used panties. Me and a friend did that. She took a bunch of pics without her face, and offered her panties on some reddit forum. I helped her out with it till she got bored. Just for fun sometimes I would jerk off with them. So some dudes were buying and sniffing panties that were only touched by my dick. I always found that funny. Minimum was $50, and you could charge for extra services, like more pics of her wearing them or shit like that.

About how much money could she reasonably make off of that?
I'm a guy but considering how stupid those buyers must be...

You can't, despite what porn would lead you to believe, you won't unless you get to know someone personally.

What is Twitch's tax policy?

You get money from Twitch and do your own taxes as far as I'm aware.

these are better than nudes

To become a qt trap and make sickening amounts of money off perverted men by streaming feet on twitch obv

$50 per panty. Shipping cost was included in that. We sold it for 1 day of wearing. Any extras like more days of wear, or masturbating in them, or stuffing was extra. She rarely did any of the extra stuff though. Prices for the extras ranges between $10 to $50 depending on what they wanted. At minimum most guys wanted her to masturbate in them driving the price up to $70. She would also include a pic of her wearing them, and charge for more pics. No nudes or face pics though. She has an incredible body which is why I think guys were willing to pay that much. I think in a month she would make around $500 to probably close to a $1000. She also sold socks too for footfags.

>tfw no cute trap to give money to

>Implying I'd give her more black knights to deal with.

I searched her name and 'whore' and found shit like this. I apparently missed some drama (didn't know her back then) where she was offering to help people with Bloodborne and some dude jumped in saying she's a brain-damaged tranny who mutilated her own dick...because she plays Bloodborne?

There's also the gift she sent me at Christmas that got an ugly laugh.

Don't worry user, there are plenty of people born with vaginas who will never possess this title either.