NINTENDO ARMS

twitter.com/ARMS_Cobutter

ARE WE APPROACHING CRITICAL DEEPEST LROE?

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Calling it now, the robot will be revealed this week

This game is a pequel to Splatoon, that will reveal how the old world died.

Are people unironically expecting this to be a good game?

Are people unironically expecting this to be a bad game?

This game looks like not a good game

This post looks like not a good post

>motion shit

Yes, Ninten drone.

They've already said you can play it with a standard controller.

motion controls are optional

>vacuous inane opinion

Yes, Shit poster.

What is it with arms that attracts so many people who dont like it into the threads? If I see a thread about a game I think looks bad I just ignore it

>motion shit
>literally able to turn off motionshit
>already confirmed to be 100% functional in either motionshit or buttonbashing

Next.

yeah. last time they started posting weird shit we got DNA Man.

At this rate, I'm guessing the robot was created by Mechanica, perhaps a prototype for her suit?

Splatoon was the same, it's just people who dislike Nintendo in general hoping they'll be shit. Ignore them and continue the thread.

If someone wanted to start learning how to translate the ARMS text, now would be a good time

Sony drones mostly

seems like mine kind of game

>splatoon was shitposted relentlessly upon reveal
>became one the most popular new IPs of last gen

oh good it's like the fucking splatoon shit all over again

where it will have all this build up and detail and get everyone excited and then upoin release none of the story or details will matter in the slightest just like splatoon

who expects some kind of story? It's a fighting game with springy armed characters

>none of it will matter

Fuck off, the dark undertones of Splatoon's post human extinction world is srill one of fhe most interesting things about it.

so interesting that not a single person anywhere mentions or discusses it.

>who expects some kind of story?
the people in this thread, apparently

nobody in-game gives a shit about it.

name one.

Are you dumb enough to think that op wasn't saying "Deepest lore" because its a fucking meme?

>We all know that Japan isnt gonna touch this one
Wow, neogaf really is retarded

well i sure don't see any discussion of the gameplay

It's been two years since release and the details of what happened were rather sparse, for now everyrhing that can be discussed about jt has been. There was plenty of discussion about it in the months post release and we're bound to get more details in Splatoon 2. Besides, even if they aren't the central focus, how are these litttle interesting lore tidbits a bad thing?

I can't tell if that's the mech or someone else's arm

cuz it will give people the impression Arms has depth to it, much like splatoon did, only to be mocked after buying at release when they realize nah it's just puddle-shallow brightly colored crap for children, again

>most of the thread is shitposting about how well it'll sell and not discussing the game's story or mechanics

video games are for children.

Have a (You). Ssshhh, don't tell anyone, it will be our little secret.

yes? i mean, it seriously just looks like that shitty wii sports boxing thing, only with minimum effort character designs instead of no effort miis.

Where's Dicks and Crows Guy?

>only to be mocked after buying at release when they realize nah it's just puddle-shallow brightly colored crap for children, again

You mean (You), manchildren on youtube, and pepeposters on Sup Forums who are pretty much the same thing at this point trying to pretend it will be some bomb outside 7 year olds again?

It's not healthy to want video games to be bad.

Hmm

>it's fake depth!

Holy fuck Sup Forums is retarded

Blind posters should be shot on sight

>Arm has a story mode
>You play as the loli climbing the ranks as the first non spring arm combatant.
>You slowly get a following leading to an ultimate title fight.

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I'm guessing it's the poorfags that can only afford one console at a time. They're scared it'll be good because they don't have access to it.

I don't get it either. I guess there are things that cannot be comprehended.

Do you think she built the robot fighter?
It feels like all signs are pointing towards yes.

Eh, Sup Forumsint showed that it was poorfags that hated Nintendo and started all the shitposting. They can't afford games at all so they don't have anything better to do. Makes a lot of sense in a way.

It just boggles my mind that such a game attracts so much attention and hype.

You could say, they're up in arms for such a wacky concept

It might be Springman, he is Mechanica's brother after all

When was fhat confirmed?

>he is Mechanica's brother after all
nani?

carlos you dirty spic motherfucker

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That reminds me, are we getting straight up alternate costumes in this game or no?

We've only seen palette swaps, so it'll probably be just that.
I wouldn't get my hopes up

What da fuck. What's the point in having qts if you can't dress them up a little bit? Or undress them. hehehe

Did you play TLoU in front of your grandma hoping she'd stop looking at you like a miserable fucking failure for wasting your life with children's toys?

Did she think it was deep and meaningful or did she tell your mother that skipping the abortion was a mistake?

>that alphabet
confirmed for the world that perished and evolved into Inkopolis

Nintendo fans have nothing else, so all they can do is shove shit down their throats and pretend it tastes good. It would be sad if it wasn't so damn hilarious

tumblr "artists"

they dont need it since they have friends, families and good jobs

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>Nintendo fans
>Real life friends

why the fuck is Knack over rated?