This thing has absolutely zero games worth playing what the fuck. Why do people own these?

This thing has absolutely zero games worth playing what the fuck. Why do people own these?

If you wanted a Vita thread you could have just asked.

People bought it because of katamari.... DUH

>people like different games from me?
>what the fuck??
>why is this allowed

>tfw I've enjoyed handheld games less and less since the GBA, but still buy them

Terrible b8 thread kill yourself western trash fag.

>Jap shit
>Worth playing

I'm playing Odin Sphere on it right now nigga

But choo on Sup Forums black man. Yoo can not be playing sheeeit nigguh.

You have to be 18+ to post here.

I bought Caligula Effect.
I quickly regretted that decision.

I actually kinda agree. I was looking into buying a PSTV since they're now hacked but I don't think I found more than 2 games that I actually wanted to play since the PSTV's library is even smaller than the regular Vita.

Just bought one exactly one week ago. The vita being shit is a fucking meme because I'm having a blast with it

yeah it looked bad. looked like it had frame rate issues at the very least

It has a few decent games.
Don't trust Vitafags though, they recommend garbage.

I got one recently. Played Dragon's Crown for one playthrough - decent enough game. Now I'm playing Soul Sacrifice. Fucking atrocious art style but also decent enough game. Honestly the only thing I'm actually looking forward to play is P4G which is supposedly the system seller.

Is it bad that I solely bought a vita to play Final Fantasy games? Playing VIII at the moment

Persona 4
Trials of Cold Steel I & II
Ys Memories of celceta
and more weebs games

You can use a PSP for that. Apart from WoFF I guess.

Don't get your hopes up.

>This thing has absolutely zero games worth playing
Okay.

I can't stand falseflagging. If you hate the console why make a thread for it?

The device is fantastic and for those that enjoy the library, it's filled with endless games.

Also, remote play is fucking amazing. Playing persona 5 at work is the greatest shit ever.

t. idort

The only reason I'd ever buy a Vita is to hack it, but the cost of proprietary memory cards is what turns me away

Because shitposters are trying to trick people into buying a dead handheld and anyone who says the Vita is good are trolling.

PSP resolution is shit though

I will buy one if it was cheaper

If there are no games, then the high price of memory doesn't matter.

Means I can't stuff my Vita full of PS1 and PSP games though.

If you're playing PS1 games then they're still rendered at 240p, silly.

Vita is still getting new releases

...

PS1 games look sharper on the vita compared to the PSP

See?

Trolls that say false shit like the Vita still getting games when it died years ago.

Get the switch, at least it has a massive library games compared to the Vita.

This thing has absolutely zero games worth playing what the fuck. Why do people own these?

>Get the switch, at least it has a massive library games compared to the Vita.

3 months vs 5/4 years.

Wow

Ah I got it, today is Opposite Day

Zap your bitch ass. Dumb phoneposter here to bytfo

2017 vita games we got so far and what's coming out later:

MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies
Neptunia vs Sega Hard Girls
Atelier Escha and Logy Plus
God Eater: Resurrection
God Eater 2: Rage Burst
Shantae: Half-Genie Hero
Mighty No 9
Grand Kingdom
Digimon Cyber Sleuth
Odin Sphere: Leifthrasir
No Man's Sky
Gal Gun Double Peace
Touhou Genso Wanderer
Attack on Titan
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
Toukiden 2
Danganronpa V3
Mobile Suit Gundam: Extreme VS Force
Moero Crystal (asain version has english)
Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 (asain version has english)
NPlusPlus
Wipeout 2420
One Piece: Burning Blood
Muv-Luv
Salt and Sanctuary
Trillion: God of Destruction
Stranger of Sword City
Heatseeker
Samurai Warriors 4: Empires
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus
Aegis of Earth: Protonovus Assault
Root Letter
Root Double- Before Crime * After Days
Shiren The Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Dice of Fate
Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness
Criminal censored Girls 2
Yomawari: Night Alone
Croixieur Sigma
Borderlands 2
Gundam Breaker 3 (asain version has english)
Zero Time Dilemma
Xtreme Gravity
Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization
Atelier Sophie
SD Gundam G Generation Genesis (asain version has english)
Hatsune Miku: Project Diva X
Kiseku Monogatari
Skullgirls 2nd Encore
Ray Gigant
Trails of Cold Steel 2
MeiQ: Labyrinth Of Death
Muramasa
Mystery Chronicle: One Way Heroics
Dragon Quest Builders
Fate/Extella
Super Robot Wars V (asain version has english)
The Asterisk War
Steins;Gate 0
Summon Night 6
Touhou Genso Wanderer
Fault Milestone One
Rabi-Ribi (asain version has english)
Caligula
Adventures of Mana
Neptunia Next
Hakuouki: Sweet School Life
Tokyo Xanadu
Bad Apple Wars
Collar X Malice
Period Cube: Torikago no Amadeus
Mighty No 9
999: Nine Hours Nine Persons
Tokyo Twilight Ghost Hunters: Daybreak Special Gigs World Tour
World End Economica
Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni
The Longest Five Minutes
Mystery Chronicles One Way Heroics
Fifa 2018
NBA 2018
NFL 2018

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>for those that enjoy the library, it's filled with endless games.
That's a tautology though. The fucking Ouya is fantastic for those that enjoy the library, too. Doesn't mean you should rush to get one even if you don't suffer from the same deficiencies as said people.

I also like how you avoid going into specifics. What IS there to enjoy about the library? What kind of person do you have to be to enjoy it?

that isnt true, you can play PSP and PS1 games on it

ok

n64 portable emulation when?

A person that likes RPGs, monhun clones, driving games, VNs.

Has something for everyone.

No games, just terrible indies

Terrible

Necrodancer is one of my favorite games of all time

Zero hours of entertainment

It's a weeb dream machine. Lifetime supply of Panty Quest games

Doesn't even make a memory card big enough to fit all this trash

What point are you trying to make? Decent indie games and good PS1 games that everyone has already replayed a million times. That's not terrible, that's the face of crippling mediocrity.

The Switch is a vastly superior console

cry more

MGS 1 is on vita now?

I can guarantee you that zero people in this thread have cleared half of these All these portable games that aren't even available in physical form

i've had one since launch but whenever i play it it feels empty and hollow compared to playing on my 3DS, idk why

>I can guarantee you that zero people in this thread have cleared half of these
I can guarantee you are no older than 20 years old if you think that. Absolutely everyone and their grandmothers played those when they came out.

Recommend me some rpgs for this
Already played P4G, Ys Celceta, and Tales of Hearts
Is the FFX port any good?

I borrowed my cousins vita since he doesnt use it anymore to play P4G after I finished P3P
Formatted it and logged in to my PSN account
So far I've played:
P4G
Sly 1
Sly 2
Sly 3
Sly Thieves in Time
Uncharted Golden Abyss
Hatsune Miku Project Diva f
Bastion
Tearaway
Gravity Rush
Would recommend all those games in a heartbeat and I still have more games to play through
The vita's alright desu

Get VIII instead

No, I'm an oldfag who knows that no one in this thread (including yourself) has cleared half of those in the pic

Are those psn downloads? Is love to get my PSP games direct boot rather than adrenaline

Because they're worthless weebs with trash taste in games that are willing to play whatever garbage they can get their hands on.

Compare this to the 3DS which has the best handheld library of all time, the Vita's library of games is filled with shovelware trash that nobody with a sane mind would actually touch. Unlike Sony, Nintendo understand what it means to create a handheld and crafts every single game with perfection, care and love which makes every single game on their handhelds the best of their entire history. Compare this pedigree to the garbage the Vita has, the 3DS and now the Switch are the best handheld gaming has to offer.

It's a play-bloodborne-on-the-shitter machine

Because you have shit taste. What games do you play on your Vita and what do you play on your 3DS?

use ARK for that m8

also you're a faggot

Yeah this is my legit collection of digital stuff

If you get a PS4 check out the PS4 version of Tearaway since you liked it, it's got a whole bunch of new levels and gimmicks and they extended massive portions of the older levels as well. It's basically twice as long as the original. Original is still better though solely due to letting you have the Squeezebox for the rest of the game instead of forcing you to flip things over with the wind.

Why am I a faggot?

Dungeon Travelers 2

What firmware version are you on senpai

Golden Abyss was terrible, all of the walk and talk that ruins a regular uncharted game but without none of the great set pieces and only one locale

Because Adrenaline is the tightest shit.

Well, it's rare to see an older guy acting like a teenager and playing the Vita's panty quest games in public, but that's life. Sorry about your mental issues.

Smells like pasta.

If not pasta you need a new hobby

Ok I'll stick to adrenaline

Vita has no gaems

For me, it's the greatest thing ever because some of those PlayStation Classics I've never played as well as some of those PSP games and ports. Remapping controls for PS1 games is amazing, too.

BTFO

Games like this are fucking stupid. Cute girls are like a spice to video games. Giving a person a bowl of salt is a horrible idea.

3.65
What panty quest game have I've shown? Closest I own would be Project Diva or Dragon's Crown

>no games

>3.65
You buy all of your games? Shit nigga

I'll get a VITA when it's 100% hacked to play ports of old games and emulate in bed and on the crapper.
It's not like I hate weeb games, but even I have standards and don't want games to treat me like a horny Japanese teenager with ADHD.
I feel insulted just knowing half of the games on it exist and that I am part of the target audience.

To be fair a lot of them are cross-buy, and a few PS+ freebies

Vita is hacked, though.

Emulation potential is lacking still.

Thanks god you don't like.
x)

This is why I own a Switch. Only a mong weaboos bought a Vita.

>not 100% hacked
Where have you been?

@377037623
(You)

>vita gets ports
>"NO GAEMS"
>PC gets ports
>"GAEMS"
You guys are dumb.

Who else is an absolute madman?

>Xenoblade
>Fire emblem
>Disgaea 5 hype
Seems like the switch is pretty weeb to me. More NormCore weeb, but still weeb nonetheless

I thought the latest firmware wasn't.
and seem to imply so.

Can we discuss how sexy the Vita 2000 is? Especially the white model.

I mostly play PS1 games, so an LCD screen is fine, right?

Latest firmware isn't hacked and it never will be. What's your point?

it's a slog to play and gets tedious really quick

like if you're needing a persona-isk fix, just play persona 3/4/5 again

I don't want to play lottery and buy a VITA on the latest firmware.
>it never will be
That's what they said about the 3DS multiple times before.

Vita has no killer app so normies like you are completely ignorant of everything else, as with something like a Saturn. Dreamcast and Wii U had enough casual and autismo shit like Mario and Sonic to parrot.

>zelda
>mario
>splatoon

Buy a new one that isn't from Japan and you won't be playing the lottery.

>That's what they said about the 3DS multiple times before.
3DS has had dozens of exploits over the course of its lifetime. Vita has had one (arguably two) that was secretly in the works for months and the team who did it say they have no interest in newer firmwares.

The massive library of cheap as fuck downloadable PS1 and PSP titles is awesome but a PSP can do that as well while also being easily hacked. As for exclusives, they're few and far between but it still has a strong collection of good games.

Playing on Vita with 2x integer scaling and high density pixels is a big difference compared to PSP 1x with a shit LCD screen. You can't even fit 480i on a PSP resolution so the output is already being messed up.