Hey guys, what was this boss called again?

Hey guys, what was this boss called again?

Infinite Jest

endless ejaculation

Filler

Fahrenheit 451

Vaginal Discharge

FOREVER CUMMING

tricc dicc

Flaming Heckler

"walk to the left, dodge, two handed attack, walk to the right, dodge, two handed attack"

Demon Firesage

"the one who doesn't exist"

because dark souls is a perfect game

BAHAHAHAHA

useless boss

Scarlet Emperor?

Hitboxes so bad that the intended way to fight him is cheese

Seriously, I have beaten Dark Souls countless times and I have never fought that faggot properly.

"In a perfect world; bosses like me would not exist, but this is not a perfect world."

Try fog wall

Eternal implication that I ever fought him fairly

HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

Laurence, The First Vicar

Ceaseless discharge

INFINITE CUM

sad lavaboi

Ceaseless Discharge is not meant to be a hard boss. It's just the fucking imagery, he suffers a terrible fate and in his horrible pain he still remains here, protecting the tomb of his sister.

You can pick his sister's set and run away without killing him. Which would be quite awful of you, end this poor guy's life, finish every single daughter of chaos, you've been robbed the right to die but there is no reason not to offer it to others.

The Big Mac and Cheesy it

The best boss in the whole Demon Ruin's area and yet he's still shit

Annoyed jose

Unstoppable Emptification

no

Repeating Diarrhea

Couldn't B. Arsed: The Boss

enternal cuck

Why did this guy had an exploit even? I did him legit many times, he's not even hard.

variety
flavor
he just really wants his sister panties back

The Inside of Every Hot Pocket

The red guy

nigger faggot

Vaginal discharge

"Free lore at the price of 3 minutes of your life"

underrated

triggered Sup Forums

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His design is cool, but he's a terrible design gameplay wise.

Infinite Climax

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unending relief of load

Never-ending cockdrip

That one guy among a race of all female witches.