My wife's boyfriend

>my wife's boyfriend

what is she thinking about Sup Forums?

my tiny cock

>my local bar set up a TV with Switch
>see these chicks playing
>down some liquid courage
>go over and talk to one of them
>h..hey, it looks like you like video games
>oh, I LOVE video games
>really? have you ever played STALKER
>o..oh shit, user, you dun goofed
>she looks at me like I just declared loyalty to Hitler
>she turns around and ignores me

Why the fuck do women pretend to like vidya? Fucking stupid fake cunts.

>I left Chad for this

she's sorta cute

the dad (?) look like he's wondering where it all went wrong

>quentin was right

>STALKER
bad title for that.

Should have picked I'LL RAPE YOU, it's a better game.

He seems so tired

...

REEEEEEEEE I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMAN!

Welcome to every str8 male on the planet, put up with it or fuck off

I would be wondering the same thing. Look at that piece of shit his daughter brought home. Look at his fucking nails.

Even better, Skyrim. It has name recognition and she maybe played it, and by the time she's back at your house and see what kind of mods you're running it's already too late and there's no escape.

What's going on? Sup Forums told me shit like this doesn't happen.

>2 girls in nice clothes
>2 wrapped gifts on tables
>3 tables have tablecloths
>older gentleman has tub of cottage cheese
Yeah, this looks like the type of party that you don't bring a Switch to.

That tiny ass screen looks painful to use

>why is that creep taking a picture of us from 30 feet away?
>oh my god, becky he's coming over her
>okay, i'll make some small talk and get him to leave
>oh hi there, user, we're just playing some video games
>oh, you like video games (laughing internally), I love video games too. what's your favorite game?
>s..stalker. you don't say.
>um, it's my friend's birthday and I promised to play with her, so see you later
>REEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T WOMEN OFFER ME FREE SEX?

Kill yourself

>Listening to a bunch of anti-social neckbeards who are bitter and cynical

Although I do love how the Switch has eternally btfo of this board from ever recovering.

>have you ever played STALKER
made me giggle

>>really? have you ever played STALKER
>stalker
>stalker
try and realize what you said

4u

You mean to tell me that a bunch of virgins that almost never go outside were wrong about what goes on outside?

Fuck off, whiteknights. I was very calm and nice to this woman. I even bought her table a round of drinks because I felt bad but she didn't even thank me for it. I don't expect women to fall on their knees and suck my dick, but I expect them to at least give me the time of day for a real conversation.

She's such a stick in the mud, enjoy the party you bitch!

it was a joke.
>creepy dude taking pictures of strangers
>STALKER
get it?

>I'm going to test her knowledge of video games on the spot
>why is she ignoring me?
You have no game

>hurr durr hurr durr it was a joke why wont women fuck me hurr durr

They were in a public space, retard. I had every right to take their picture. Plus it's not creepy, if anything it's a great compliment because I think she's hot enough to take a picture so I could remember her forever.

>I even bought her table a round of drinks because I felt bad but she didn't even thank me for it

are you fucking retarded?

>dating a nintendo enthusiast

These look like some vapid ass hoes anyway.

The autism in this thread is unbelievable.

>Plus it's not creepy

I fucking love this thread for that. Holy shit this is beautiful.

Should've said pokemon honestly. They would've touch ur benis if you did.

my bad.I thought it was a made up story
>
>so I could remember her forever.
>forever
right.

This is from Reddit isnt it?

>taking someone's picture is creepy

Fuck off retard.

Fuck off, I was being nice. She's always at the bar every Saturday around 6:30PM. I'll just wait for her this coming Saturday and apologize in person and try again.

Sup Forums-white knight
back to lereddit cuck suckers

>Plus it's not creepy